"My siblings are weird." stated Catty

"Your just now figuring this out?" asked a pure gray cat that looked different, yet somehow similar to moonshine from the Angel's universe. He was in fact moonshine, or at least a version of him. "speaking of the family, where are they, the house is almost empty."

"Oh. They all got sucked into this fairy tale book." she explained showing the cat the huge volume.

He raised his eyebrow, well he would have if cats had eyebrows "and how did that happen?"

She looked down sheepishly "I wished for my life to be a fairy tale. Wait, does this mean I have to find my way threw a labyrinth to try and find my family which is in the very center of the maze before the time runs out all the while the young and totally hot David Bowie is trying to keep me there forever with his pretty songs and magic."

"Dude. You have watched waaaaay to many movies. What we need to do is find a way to reverse the spell that got them there in the first place."

"What kind of magic spell to use? Slime and snails Or puppy dogs' tails. Thunder or lightning. Then baby said Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) Put that baby spell on me. Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) Put that magic jump on me. Slap that baby, make him free. I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do? My baby's fun had gone. And left my baby blue. Nobody knew!" Catty slid on her knees with a wig made to look like David Bowie's in the movie Labyrinth. She also had a costume similar to his.

"Are you quite finished?" asked Moonshine

"Yes." she said dusting off her hands while both wig, costume and goblins disappeared mysteriously.

"Okay. First, why don't we try the obvious. Wish that you family was back."

"Okay. I wish my family was back in this world." nothing happened.

"What exactly did you wish for before?"

"That life was a fairy tale."

"Okay. Wish life wasn't a fairy tale."

She sighed "I wish life wasn't a fairy tale." The book jumped out of her hands. The pages flipped back and forth and a giant wind entered the room. The book began to spin and light streamed out of it. "Who dares to try and disturb the magic of the book?" boomed a voice. Suddenly everything stopped and a figure floated above the book. It was a woman with long curly black hair. She had a dress of black velvet that was tattered around the edges showing glimpses of pure white skin. She had big tilted purple eyes and sharp fangs. Butterfly wings graced her shoulders. They were black and purple and tattered, though they still lifted her small two inch frame above the pages.

"AW! She's so cute!" Catty lunged to catch her but the fairy dodged and Catty ended up hitting the bookshelf.

"What the Hell do you think you are doing? I'm the Fairy of THE BOOK and you try and squash me?"

"But…But…your so cute!" sobbed Catty.

"Well to friggin bad. Honestly, I haven't been attacked since that cat tried to eat me…" she trailed off when she caught a sent she hadn't before. A second before moonshine attacked she raised up to the ceiling. "YOU!"

"I knew that book looked familiar! Drusilla Ravensbreath!"

"ITS RAVENSTAIL YOU MANGY EXCUSE FOR A FELINE!"

"You guys know each other?" Catty looked back and forth between cat and fairy.

"Yeah. That book was one of the collections of your dad that were morphed by sitting next to hell to long. There spirits became warped into dark fay like Drusilla here. How did you get the book? It's supposed to be locked up in the basement."

Catty laughed nervously "Um…well…you see…I was bored so I snuck into the basement and found this book on fairy tales and it looked really interesting so I took it." she said really fast.

Both cat and Fairy staired at the girl. "Your kidding me right? Petty thievery in this house!" Bellowed the cat.

"uh. Yeah. My mom taught me well?" she wasn't sure what was with the cat today.

"oh. Well. Cool." Moonshine said, getting over it. They sat in scilence for a few seconds and then he asked "So, how can we get her family back?

"oh like I'm gonna tell you." spat the fairy

"Please? I'm really hungry and all I know how to make is instant ramen, and we ran out last night!" pleaded Catty.

"And I care how?"

"If you don't help me I'll…I'll…" she grabbed a flyswatter "Squash you flat!"

"Okay! Okay, All you have to do is-"

CLIFFY!

Author: MWHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!