Chapter 1
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride," said the preacher and with that Bill and Fleur Weasly kissed. All the other Weaslys including Harry, Hermione, and other family friends clapped and cheered as Bill and Fleur walked down the isle. Fred and George set off fireworks and the feast began. Just as the food was being cleared away the sky suddenly became very dark and cloudy which was very strange because it was a bright and sunny day. Looking up everyone saw a swirling vortex in the clouds. Suddenly five figures fell from the vortex and before they hit the ground the vortex was gone along with the dark clouds.
"What the blue blazes was that," cried Ron looking confused and startled.
"I don't know," said Ginny.
"It looked like some sort of gateway to another dimension," said Harry.
"Thanks for stating the obvious Harry," said Hermione.
Suddenly a loud roar was heard as two of the five figures stood and started walking towards the group of party goers. These two were enormous each as big as Hagrid yet covered in strange blue armor. They both had huge shields and what looked like canons on their arms which began to glow bright green. Then with a whooshing bang two green jets each bigger than a man flew towards the party. The first hit the gazebo, which had been erected for the wedding, causing it to explode. The second hit the broom shed it likewise exploded.
"In the name of the sacred rings hold your fire!" called a tall thin figure. The two advancing figures stopped but continued to point their canons at the party. Now the rest of the figures were standing. There were two other tall thin figures standing now.
"Where do you suppose we are demon," said one of the tall thin figures.
"My sensors say that we are on Earth," said the other tall thin figure.
"What do you suppose they are talking about," asked Ron who was hiding behind the over turned table.
"I don't know but I'm going to find out," said Harry standing up and walking towards where the two thin figures stood talking.
"Hold your fire," said one of the tall thin figures who Harry could see it was wearing what looked like green armor with a polarized face plate. "He looks human I'll talk to him."
"Hey! What's the big Idea shooting at us like that," said Harry.
"Those two are just trigger happy," said the green figure with a stern female voice.
"I see, so what are you guys doing here," asked Harry.
"No idea, one minute we're fighting the Covenant the next we're here," said the other tall figure, who Harry saw was not human.
"Hey Harry, is it safe!" called Ron.
"I'm going to guess he is a friend of yours," said the green figure.
"Look you guys kind of crashed our wedding," said Harry.
"What is this w-e-d-d-i-n-g you speak of," said the non human figure.
"Stage one of the mating ritual," said the green figure who Harry finally decided was a girl.
"Oh, now I see," said the non human figure.
"Harry tell your friends to come join us, we have plenty of food," called Mrs. Weasly.
"Ok, I know that this is against my better judgment but for some reason I feel like I can trust you guys, so do you want to come and join the party," said Harry.
"OOOO, what kind of party?" said another tall figure with a kind of growl.
"I'm kind of curious, who are you guys," said Harry as they started walking back towards The Burrow.
"My name is Cortana," said the green figure.
"I am the Arbiter," said the non human figure.
"And I am Zumagy," said the other non human figure.
"What about those two," said Harry pointing at the two huge figures that were still glaring at the rest of the party.
"Just call them The Bobsy Twins," said the Arbiter.
After that the party got back under way but with five new guests all of which appeared to be at least seven feet tall. The Bobsy Twins continued to growl menacingly and shake the spikes on their backs at anyone who got close until they saw Grawp and made no sound for the rest of the party. Cortana gave everyone a real scare when she spoke with a man's voice. After that everyone just assumed that she had a split personality. Later on they found out that she was an A.I. construct inside a battle suite piloted by a man. Nobody understood what that meant so they all stuck with the whole split personality thing. Zumagy threw up repeatedly because he accidentally swallowed one of Fred and George's puking pastels though everyone knew it was no accident because Fred handed him the plate of food. After Ginny gave Zumagy the antidote and told him what happened he chased Fred and George around the garden. The Arbiter however congratulated Fleur for choosing such a brave warrior for a mate. He and Bill got into a long conversation concerning what each scar was from. After The Arbiter saw Zumagy chasing Fred and George he proceeded to call him a 'glagbarl', whatever that meant. Everyone assumed it meant 'ass' or something like that because when he said it Zumagy stopped and walked back to the party. After a little while Zumagy threw Fred into the duck pond. A few seconds latter he threw George, by the seat of his pants, into Fred who was climbing out of the pond. Everyone congratulated Zumagy for teaching Fred and George a lesson that they won't soon forget.