A/N: Thank you Zed of Vesper for leaving a review. I am open to suggestions from anyone, as to what kind of trouble the characters should get into.
Chapter 2
When morning rolled around and Mrs. Weasly called everyone down to breakfast, Zumagy who had found human food to be very delightful, came running and tripped over Crookshanks at the top of the stairs, and in a spectacular leap/dive flew face first into the stone support column at the base of the stairs, thus knocking himself out. When the Arbiter saw Zumagy at the base of the stairs, unconscious, he said, 'daglfralt,' which all who heard it assumed it meant something like, 'dumbass,' or 'retard.'
"Is he going to he okay," asked Ginny who, on her way down the stairs, had stopped next to Zumagy's limp body.
"Hell if I should know," said The Arbiter shrugging his shoulders.
When Cortana came down the stairs she simply kicked Zumagy off to the side and sat down next to Arbiter at the table. Then she shocked the living daylights out of everyone sitting at the table by taking off her helmet only to reveal a man's head. Harry did a double take, Ron blew partly chewed eggs out his nose, Ginny gagged on her sausage, Gabrielle fell out of her chair, Hermione's milk went down the wrong pipe, and Mrs. Weasly dropped a frying pan full of bacon.
"We all thought you were a girl," said Harry.
"No, I'm a girl," said the man's helmet, "and his name is Master Chief."
"Glad you could join us demon," said Arbiter.
"I'm only doing this because this food looks so damn good," said Master Chief.
"What the bloody hell was that!" said Ron after a loud roar was heard outside.
"The twins must be up," said Chief.
"I see," said Mrs. Weasly, "So Gabrielle, how long will you be staying with us?"
"Till my sister gets back from her honeymoon," said Gabrielle.
"Hey everybody, sorry we missed the party," said Tonks as she, Moody, and Lupin walked in after giving Mr. Weasly the okay.
"Why didn't you tell us you were going to get security trolls," growled Moody.
"We didn't call for any trolls," said Mrs. Weasly looking puzzled.
"What, then why are there two armored trolls outside," asked Lupin.
"Those aren't trolls outside," said Chief while putting on his helmet.
"And who might you be," growled Moody eyeing Chief.
"A super soldier trained in the art of killing since childhood," said Chief.
"Owww my head, what did I miss," said Zumagy walking down the stairs rubbing his head, "Hay, who's the funny looking gimp with the cane and where did the slut with the pink hair come from."
"Look who's talking you split lip bastard," said Tonks in a rather angry tone.
"Oh, did I say slut. I'm so sorry, what I meant to say was…" and with that Zumagy walked up to Tonks. His seven and a half foot stature towering over her five foot stature, leaned down and proceeded to roar the word, "WHORE," in her face before walking over to the table to sit down and eat breakfast.
"Who do you think you are talking to her like that," growled Moody.
Before anyone could say or do anything Master Chief and The Arbiter stepped up behind Zumagy and proceeded to smash Zumagy's head into the table. Purple goop splattered everywhere.
"Grape juice anyone?" asked Chief.
"Ugh…I think I'm gon-a be sick," said Ginny, who like everyone who was sitting at the table, was splattered with purple goop.
After that no one could finish their food except Chief and the Arbiter. About two hours later Zumagy woke up. His face had been crushed. He looked like he had run face first into a parked car. Around three o'clock Harry, Ron, and Hermione left to begin their search for Voldimort.
A/N: I know this was a bit short but the next Ch. should be longer. Now remember boys and girls to leave reviews for me to read and gather confidence from.