A/N: Zumagy in not from the game. He is just a random Elite I made up. Also I have gotten many e-mails saying that Zumagy should be spelled as Zumaggee. It will be spelled like this from now on. For those of you who are wondering Zumaggee is pronounced as (Zoo, mu as in mud, g as in got, and ee as in bee.

Disclaimer: Only Zumaggee, the Bobsy Twins, and any other non recognizable characters and the plot are mine. I own nothing else. I wish I did though, because then I WOULD BE FUCKING RICH!

Chapter 3

"Holy One you wished to see me?" growled a large ape like thing.

"Yes I did," said a creature who was sitting in a floating chair. The creature had a large crown, a long neck, and what looked like hairy testicles hanging from his chin.

"What is it, you ask of me?"

"Have you found their location yet?"

"Holy One, it appears they have gone through a gateway."

"Take some ships and follow them."

"As you wish Holy One."

"Remember all our hopes are riding on your shoulders."

"I will not fail you like he did."

"Go, and be our instrument."

"AIEEEEEEEEE!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" cried Ginny. In the weeks following the wedding Zumaggee managed to prove to everyone that he is the biggest dumb ass on the planet. He managed to get his head stuck in the u-bend of the toilet one morning, though no one can figure out how. When he was questioned his reply was, 'I was trying to figure out where the water went.' On another occasion he ate a bunch of mushrooms he found in the garden and was very sick at his stomach for the next three days. On yet another occasion he got into Ginny's closet and tried on some of her perverted toys. After that he was found wearing a strap-on and telling everyone he met, 'Hey everybody I'm human now!' A little bit after that he was found spying on Ginny while she took a shower. Everyone was downstairs minding their own business when a loud scream followed by Zumaggee's thunderous foot falls. The next thing they saw was Zumaggee run down the stairs and out the front door with Ginny, wearing only a towel, hot on his heels screaming something about perverted sexual predators. After that he somehow managed to lock himself in the attic with the ghoul. He was found hours later curled up into a ball in the corner, wide eyed and saying 'Yaba' over and over again. When he was told to de-gnome the garden, he turned it into a barren crater covered wasteland after he decided to role grenades down the gnome burrows. And lastly he managed to put him self under the cruseartus curse when he got a hold of Ginny's wand. The strange thing about this was that he laughed and acted like he was being tickled.

"Hey, where's Arbiter," said Ginny.

"I believe he said something about house training Zumaggee," answered her mother.

"Do you know where they went?"

"Try the paddock."

"Thanks mum," said Ginny. Ginny walked out to the paddock and found the Arbiter and Zumaggee as well as Chief and the Bobsy Twins.

"Greetings Ginny," growled the Arbiter.

"So this is where you guys went," said Ginny, "What are you up to?"

"We figured out that Zumaggee's never ending curiosity is due to his overwhelming boredom," said Cortana.

"So what are you guys going to do about it," asked Ginny.

"We don't know yet" replied Cortana.

"Might I make a suggestion," said Ginny, "Mum, Dad, and I are going to go get my school things on Friday and I was wondering if you guys would join us?"

"That sounds good to me," said the Arbiter.

At last Friday arrived and everyone including the Bobsy Twins found themselves inside of the Leakey Caldron. As soon as they entered Diagon Ally, both Zumaggee and The Arbiter turned transparent and faded into the shadows freaking everyone out except MC and the Bobsy twins. Their first stop was Green Gots, the wizarding bank. On their way to the bank the other shoppers stared at them, not so much at the Weaslys but at Chief and the twins. It was a little unnerving. The twins who were massive and wide ended up bulldozing their way through the crowd. When they got to the bank the twins took up defensive positions on either side of the front doors. Once they got all of Ginny's things they all made their way to Fred's and George's joke shop.

"Good to see you two again," said Chief extending his hand. When Fred took it everyone heard a loud sizzling sound followed by a series of pops. "Sorry," said Cortana, "loose wire," Fred's hair was now standing on end. He was smoking and there was a strange smell of roast beef.

"OWWWW," said Fred holding his blistering hand.

"Gotcha," someone cried grabbing a little kid and lifting him into the air. Looking around the others saw a terrified looking kid floating about five feet off the ground. MC merely walked over and punched the air above the kid. With a muffled thump the kid hit the floor and Zumaggee could be seen flying into one of the twins.

"So that's where you went," said the Arbiter reappearing beside MC looking at Zumaggee.

"DEATH EATERS" cried someone outside. Looking around everyone could see numerous jets of different colored light crisscrossing out side the shop. Having already been told about the Death Eaters MC and the others sprang into action. The Bobsy Twins, as massive as they were, moved out into the ally and made use of their bulk by being living reinforced mobile cannons. Stunned by the appearance of these newcomers, the Death Eaters began to fire hexes at the two. To their surprise the spells merely pinged off the armor at odd angles. The Twins, however, were unfazed by this and began to fire huge jets of plasma at the Death Eaters who ran for cover. The Arbiter and Zumaggee began to attack from the shadows. These two showed no signs of mercy as they mutilated the unsuspecting Death Eaters with ease. Meanwhile, MC had taken up a sniping position where he could easily see the carnage taking place. Soon after, shots rang out and the Death Eaters began to fall. Towards the end of the fight the ministry showed up only to see the few remaining Death Eaters slaughtered by the Zumaggee and The Arbiter.

"Zumaggee," called Arbiter, "where are you going with that human?" Zumaggee, who was carrying a kicking and screaming Bellatrix, stopped and turned.

"The red haired twins have told me of how human females can be most pleasurable if handled in a certain way," said a rather happy looking Zumaggee. Bellatrix realized what this meant and began to beg for mercy. The last they saw of Zumaggee, was him and his prize walking into Fred and George's apartment.

A/N: Sorry for the long wait but you know how writer's block works.