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BOOK 1: Ninja Kitsune: Promise Of A Lifetime
Then I used the most evil, most terrifying attack in my arsenal; Naruto no ougi: Ude Bakudan!
...Which was basically a chakra-enhanced fist straight into his crotch.
Iruka's scream of immeasurable pain could be heard all the way in Sunagakure no sato.
Chapter 3: The Great and Mighty Perverseness
Umino Iruka, Chuunin of Konoha, was said to be a average shinobi with average dreams yet was great with children as demonstrated in his strict yet fair attitude in the Ninja Academy. He was a orphan whose parents died in the Kyuubi no Kitsune's attack. He was a friendly young man who would not hesitate to help those in trouble.
...and he had just been utterly humiliated by a five-year old ninja-wannabe and had to be sent to Konoha Hospital's Emergency Department for immediate treatment to ensure that the Umino line will have a heir.
All the while, Naruto and co. were clutching their stomachs, laughing their lungs out.
" Hahaha..Did you see that?..haha...It was...hahaha...like...Bam!..hahaha..then, then, he was screaming...hahah..and crying! " unnecessarily stated Inuzuka Kiba, who was laughing the hardest out of everyone present.
The powerful gossip chain of Konoha soon heard and spread the news to people village-wide and everyone who heard would either laugh till tears leaked out or shake their head sadly and say, " Poor, poor Iruka. "
When Iruka was released from the Konoha Hospital after a week's treatment, he was the butt of many jokes and the center of many discussions. The poor guy was forced to endure the laughter and giggles of everyone he met. It soon got so bad that he now left home with a henge no jutsu to hide his identity.
Deep within the depths of Iruka's mind, his devil mini-me was whispering evil plots of revenge into Iruka's ear, cackling evilly while his angel mini-me was for once, agreeing with his evil side.
An evil smirk appeared on Iruka's face as he gratefully accepted the plans his devil mini-me cooked up and cackled wildly, causing nearby civilians to inch away from him, thinking he was insane.
Meanwhile, at the Konoha's Ninja Academy...
While Iruka was in the Konoha Hospital, a replacement sensei by the name of Mizuki took over the classes. Luckily, he had not managed to master Iruka's ' monotone-of-sleepiness technique '.
Unluckily, he had no better luck in his attempts to ridicule our favourite little-blonde-with-a-smart-ass-attitude.
" Uzumaki! What is Shinobi Code Number 127! "
" If possible, a ninja must get close to the enemy and strike him when his guard is down around you. Though this rule doesn't apply to you sensei. "
" And why is that? "
" Weeell, your breath alone scares away all possible enemies, so why bother! "
The entire class burst into laughter once again. It was now a well-known fact that it is impossible to outtalk the blonde midget, as he'll just turn it to his favour and insult you instead, though the various sensei just don't seem to get the point.
While Mizuki was busy fuming, our little hero found himself the target of many pats on the back and whistles. In the short time he's been here, he's already made a reputation for himself as ' the hero of kids against boring sensei ',
This, of course, did not go well with Mizuki. Thus, it was no surprise that when Iruka came to him with his plan, he wholeheartedly agreed.
The next day, when Naruto was about to leave his home, he suddenly felt that great evil was about to befall him. He carefully stretched out his senses, searching for anything out of the ordinary. Feeling none, he carefully opened the door and tiptoed out, still wary. His instincts had never failed him before, so why would they now?
Hearing a rustle, Naruto turned his body around and his eyes widened in horror.
In the hands of Iruka and Mizuki, was the worst nightmare imaginable, the most evil torture one could think of: The entire Icha Icha Paradise collection!
Doing the only thing he could in a situation like this, Naruto turned tail and ran.
He kept running, even when his muscles began to protest, knowing the moment he stopped, he's dead.
But alas, our young hero did not have the stamina to fight against two Chuunin, and eventually fell.
Thus, the torture begun.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Let me GO! "
Poor Naruto was forced to read the entire Icha Icha Paradise collection through a vicious genjutsu that made him lose control of his body. The many vivid scenes in the books were forever engraved into his innocent mind.
After that, he was tied to a chair, as Iruka played everyone single Icha Icha DVD in a large screen TV right in front of him.
After many torturous hours, our young hero's defence finally broke down and this was how he fell to the great and mighty perverseness.