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BOOK 1: Ninja Kitsune: Promise Of A Lifetime

Poor Naruto was forced to read the entire Icha Icha Paradise collection through a vicious genjutsu that made him lose control of his body. The many vivid scenes in the books were forever engraved into his innocent mind.

After that, he was tied to a chair, as Iruka played everyone single Icha Icha DVD in a large screen TV right in front of him.

After many torturous hours, our young hero's defence finally broke down and this was how he fell to the great and mighty perverseness.

Chapter 4: First True Fight: Fox against the clouds

It was night. Rain was falling, lightning was flashing, as the sky itself seemed intent on making this day as worse as possible.

Hyuuga Hinata, unconfident heiress of the Main House, had been kidnapped.

The sky flashed once more as ninja of all ranks scoured the village, searching for the lost heiress. The rain was affecting their sight and mobility, allowing the Kumo-nin the perfect opportunity to escape from Konoha through its vast forests.

Coincidentally, ' Uzumaki ' Naruto, famous ' demon child ', was in the process of training himself into exhaustion in the very same forest as the Kumo-nin.

" Urgh! " Thunk! " Hyah! " Wham! " Shi-ne! " Boom!

Splinters of wood flew as said boy finished his recently developed combo attack.

" Heh...Itachi-sensei was right...huff...I'm gonna need to increase my stamina more to use this combo successfully..."

" Well well well...what do we have here? "

Naruto jumped back and turned to face the intruder. Lightning flashed, giving Naruto a view of the man's hitai-ate.

' Kumo? '

" Hehehe...since you've seen me, I can't let you live now, can I? "

" What do yo..."

Naruto was cut off as he side-stepped the kunai thrown at him, instinctively reaching out for his own and placed himself in a defensive stance.

" So...little kid thinks he's a ninja, huh? "

The Kumo-nin blurred out of existance, leaving behind a small girl, no more than five, gagged and bandaged.

Clang! Siii! Wham!

Instinct took over as Naruto blocked the incoming kunai and side-stepped the hidden senbon, though it still nicked his shirt. What he couldn't avoid was the shoulder bash which struck him in his ribcage, knocking him back several feet.

" Urgh! "

Remembering Itachi's training, the blonde backflipped while still in the air and landed on his feet, throwing several shuriken at his foe.

The Kumo-nin once more blurred out of existance and struck Naruto with a roundhouse kick, disorienting his vision.

" Kuso! Take this! Katon: Ryuuka no jutsu! "

" Raiton: Jyuryuuga no jutsu! "

The concentrated flames spewed from the demon vessel's mouth collided with the intense lightning bolt shot from the man's palm. To his credit, his flames lasted five whole seconds against both the bolt and the rain before the lighting cut through it and split into ten serpent-like figures, striking Naruto's already bruised body.

" Yaaaarrgggh! "

The falling rain magnified the powerful bolt to nearly ten times its original power, causing massive damage to the young child's body. Blissful darkness soon overtook Naruto.

The Kumo-nin, seeing the boy fall, released the jutsu. He smirked and turned his back to Naruto, walking slowly over to the kidnapped heiress. A sudden explosion of chakra blew him forward and on to his face

Mindscape, after Naruto lost conciousness...

Naruto woke up to the sound of water. Blinking, he slowly stood up, feeling no pain in his body whatsoever. Then he realized, he was once again at Kyuubi's cell.

Turning to the sound of a forceful snarl, he stood before the unmatched Kyuubi no Kitsune, matching glare with glare.

" You are weak, boy. " spat the king of demons himself.

Naruto smirked.

" If I'm weak, then what is someone who's in my body supposed to be, trash? "

Kyuubi bared his impressive fangs.

" Hah! If it wasn't for this cage, I'd rip you apart! "

" That'll be impossible, the most you can do is swallow me whole. "

" Oh? Please, pray tell, what in hell's name do you think can stop me, Kyuubi no Kitsune, king of all youkai! "

Naruto smiled mischievously and wagged his thumb for the Kyuubi to see.

" Well, since you have no opposable thumbs, that'll be impossible, isn't that right? "

Kyuubi looked down at his paws and snarled at Naruto who was once again, smirking,

" Enough chit-chat. I'm gonna die and I need power, so give me all I can handle you huge-ass furball-with-no-opposable-thumbs! "

" RAARGH! I HATE YOU, YOU PUNY LITTLE HUMAN! "

With that, a huge flash of light enveloped the area.

Naruto woke up, once again. This time to the sound of falling rain. He slowly stood up, trying futilely to numb the pain in his mind. His body tensed, as he prepared himself for the rush of chakra that was sure to come. It did.

" RAAAAAAARGH! "

An unearthly growl ripped its way through his throat, as he stared down the frightened nin with crimson, slitted eyes.

" W..what...ARE YOU! "

The Kyuubi-influenced Naruto grinned menacingly.

" Your executioner! Kage Bunshin no jutsu! "

Two clones poofed into existance beside the angry vessel. As one, all three charged towards the Kumo-nin at high speed. The Kumo-nin prepared himself for the attack by the three. As they neared, the middle Naruto suddenly stopped and began rapidly performing hand seals while the other two jumped up and attempted a double heel drop. The nin threw his hands up in a cross and blocked the strike, but was suddenly blown back as the clones exploded.

" Heh..Did'cha like my Bunshin Bakuha? Now, take this! Katon: Karyuu Endan! "

" Urgh! DAMN YOU! Raiton: Jyuryuuga no jutsu! "

Fire and lightning clashed once again as round two of the battle commenced. With the insane power that always came with Kyuubi's assistance, the stream of fire easily decimated the bolt of lightning and continued on its way to its target. Said target, having no more stamina, was burnt to a crisp under the might of the powerful flames. Kyuubi, having seen enough, withdrew his chakra, leaving the exhausted vessel to fall, once again slipping into blissful unconciousness.

Through it all, no one saw a pair of activated Byakugan watch in awe at the young boy.