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A/N: More reviews, pleaaaaaaaase!
BOOK 1: Ninja Kitsune: Promise Of A Lifetime
Fire and lightning clashed once again as round two of the battle commenced. With the insane power that always came with Kyuubi's assistance, the stream of fire easily decimated the bolt of lightning and continued on its way to its target. Said target, having no more stamina, was burnt to a crisp under the might of the powerful flames. Kyuubi, having seen enough, withdrew his chakra, leaving the exhausted vessel to fall, once again slipping into blissful unconciousness.
Through it all, no one saw a pair of activated Byakugan watch in awe at the young boy.
Chapter 5: Perverts and Crushes, literally
I woke up early today, having a nightmare about two nights ago, again.
My father walked into my room and comforted me, encouraging me to share my nightmare, again.
I slowly and deliberately explained my dream, again.
...and I cut out the last, rather vivid part of a certain blonde midget, again.
After that, I started my day by entering the toilet and doing stuff-that-other-people-shouldn't-see-nor-know.
Soon after, I had a light breakfast and as it was a weekend, left to wander around the village, aware of the Branch House member assigned to protect me.
I walked around, having no destination in particular, when I spotted a yellow and black blur rushing down the road.
' It's him! '
Having wanted to thank him since he did save me, I activated my Byakugan and followed him. Along the way, I noticed how everyone glared at him though he had not done anything to them. My curiosity was peaked.
I followed him around for the rest of the day, seeing a few err...interesting things.
For example, he had a very well-toned body for someone of his age, as shown when he got sweaty during training and took off his shirt.
Also, his favourite food was ramen, especially the miso type, and that he was a very determined person, he prefered girls who are quiet and cute, he uses apple-scented shampoo, his spiky hair for some reason always remain spiky, no matter what you do to it, and...
( A/N: Hinata's got it bad )
...also, he is a very kind person who likes to help others! There, all the things I've observed so far.
I continued following him for another few minutes and realised that he was heading to the hot springs. Hmm...so he likes hot springs too, got to add that to my mental checklist. Then I saw something wierd...
...instead of heading into the hot springs, he went around the hot springs, behind the female section.
I followed him using my eyes, and, suddenly, I wished I didn't.
My hero/saviour/knight in shining armour/crush/obsession was peeking through an eyehole into the hot springs.
Shocked by the information, I fainted...
Next day, the Konoha Times...
Iruka spat out his coffee as he read his morning paper, eyes wide at the picture and headline:
Blonde Pervert Caught Peeking! Injured By Angry, Naked Females Of All Ages Who Were In Hot Spring
Below was a picture of a burning pile of unrecognizable flesh with a large amount of blood splattered on the walls and ground.
Uzumaki Naruto, 5 ( above ), was caught peeking into the hot springs yesterday by an unnamed girl who kicked him straight through the wooden fence protecting the modesty of Konoha's female population...straight into the large busts of Mitarashi Anko, Tokubetsu Jounin. The famous female sadist was said to have been heard cackling evilly as screams of the young pervert rang through the air. Assaulted by nude females who were too busy torturing him to protect their modesty, he is said to have been knocked out by a massive nosebleed and had to be sent to the Konoha Hospital for emergency blood transfusion.
Iruka's laugh could be heard throughout Konoha, whoever kicked him had just gotten his instant trust and heartfelt thanks. It was just so funny that he couldn't stop laughing. Eventually, one of his lungs imploded from lack of oxygen and he had to be sent for emergency treatment in the Konoha Hospital.
On the other side of Konoha, Hyuuga Hinata sneezed.