Not much happens in this chapter, but I can't be bothered changing it. Don't like? Well, write a review. And beware, the dreaded cliffie awaits those who dare to read it. Either those very foolish, or very brave. READ ON!

Chapter five - Coconuts, a bomb and a genetically alterred monster.

When all the contestants made it back to the shore (Sakko floated back), the host surveyed them all.

"Congratulations to Nova, who has won immunity." The man handed her a shell necklace. Nova grinned, as she put it on. The host turned to everyone else.

"Everyone, back to camp and make yourselves some lunch."

The nine contestants walked to camp.

"I'll take you to the apple tree." suggested Bill. Sparx, Nova and Otto followed him into the forest. They walked for what seemed like hours, Otto commenting on every bird and mushroom that they passed.

"Ooh!" cried Otto, "Look at that one! It's all fuzzy! And look at that bird! It has a fat head!" The bird, disgruntled, flew away and cawed angrily. Otto's laughter followed it. Sprax groaned. It was going to be a long day.

Bill suddenly slipped down a muddy hill. "WOAH!" he yelled, and he landed face first in the mud. The three monkeys ran down to help him.

"What is this?" asked Otto, staring at what seemed like a giant trench.

"It's a trail." muttered Bill darkly, wiping mud from his face. Otto stared.

"It's a pretty big trail." he said eventually.Bill nodded.

"It was created by the most dangerous creature ever to roam the island. Only I've seen it and escaped."

"What made it?" asked Sparx. Bill glanced around, as if to make sure no one was listening. He lowered his voice. "It was a-"

"GUYS!" yelled Nova, "I FOUND THE TREE!" Indeed, there was a large tree, covered in apples. Nova remembered this place. It was where Sakko had ambushed her. They picked as many apples as possible, and walked back to camp.

Chiro and Antauri were walking along the beach, while Sparx, Nova, Otto and Bill got the apples.

"I hate sand." muttered Chiro, wiping sand off his clothes. Antauri looked at his own fur, and realised that he too was covered in sand. He began wiping it off.

"You covered in sand too Antauri?" asked Chiro bitterly, "Why did we have to come to this dumb island?"

"Every cloud has a silver lining." replied the black monkey. Chiro studied the clouds in the sky.

"I - I don't see any 'silver lining'." he said, confused.

"It's a metaphor, Chiro"

"Oh." Chiro fell silent, when he suddenly saw Sakko. "What's Sakko doing?" he asked. Antauri shrugged.

"SAKKO!" yelled Chiro. The small monkey glanced up, looking guilty. Antauri and Chiro walked over to him.

"Sakko, what are you doing?" asked Chiro. Sakko desperately tried to hide something behind his back.

"Nothing, not a thing!" he replied hurriedly.

"What are you doing?" Antauri glared. Sakko looked at his feet. "I hate it when you do that." he muttered. Chiro snatched what looked like an elaborated coconut.

"What's that?" asked Chiro, looking at it curiously. Antauri sniffed it.

"And it smells horrible, like off-milk"

"Actually," said Sakko, "That's me." Antauri and Chiro stared at Sakko, disgusted. Sakko glanced at his feet again.

"I, um, I tried to make a, uh, bomb." he said nervously. Chiro and Antauri fell to the floor, laughing so hard they had tears of mirth in their eyes. Sakko glared.

"Hey, I want to get off this island just as much as you do!" he said angrily. Chiro wiped a tear away.

"What were you going to do? Blow yourself up?" he laughed. Antauri and Chiro laughed even harder. Sakko turned a bright shade of red. "I hate you." he muttered. He snatched the 'bomb' off Chiro and ran off. Suddenly, a high-pitched scream echoed through the forest.

"Nova?" asked Chiro. No, it was Bill, screaming like a girl. Chiro and Antauri ran to the source of the sound, and met Bill, Nova, Sparx and Otto. Gibson, Sakko and Mandarin, holding Mr. Jeepres, appeared. Bill was shaking horribly, his mouth opening and closing like a fish.

"What is it Bill?" asked Chiro, mildly concerned. Bill pointed, and all the contestants looked. There, in front of them was -

"Holy Shuggazoom." whispered Chiro.

SORRY! It's another cliffie, not a very good one though. But the chapters will get better, I promise. It should get better. . .

Chiro: That monster. . . scared the living daylights outta me.

Me: DON'T SAY IT! DON'T RUIN THE CLIFFIE CHIRO!

Chiro: It's a-

Me: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Chiro: Shit-aki mushrooms.

Me: CHIIIRRRRROOOO!

Chiro: What? I didn't say it!

Me: If you're not careful, you may be joined by Chira and Chiroo!

Chiro: (pales) You wouldn't dare. . .

Me: I dunno, does everyone want me to add Chira and Chiroo? REVIEW!