Hey everyone, to answer the reviews:
Quarma the Panther: Could you possibly be feeling sorry for Chiro AND Skeleton King? What is up with that? I better shut up now...
Phyco monkey: You love torture? Then you'll love this chapter...
Lights of the Aurora: No, I'm not saying what the monster is. NO IT IS NOT A BUTTERFLY! But no one suspects the butterfly... (looks shifty eyed)
Due to popular demand, we shall add your favourite twin clones of Chiro!
Chira: Hi! I'm Chira!
Chiroo: And I'm Chiroo!
Chira and Chiroo: And we're-
Me: Shut up you two, we'll have enough of that in the story! Read and Review please!
Chapter six - The return of the twins
All the contestants looked at the thing in horror.
"It's... it's... it's a..." Sparx stuttered. "... erm, what exactly is it?"
Bill looked at the thing, absolutely terrified. "It's a genetically altered earthworm!"
"Earthworm?" said Chiro. "Is that all? Man, I was expecting... I dunno, the Abominable Snowman? Something worse than an earthworm!"
"All right!" said Bill, confronting Chiro. "Attack it! If it's so easy, you should be able to attack it in no time!"
"Um," said Chiro. "Did I offend you or something?"
Bill glared at him.
"Sor-ry!" said Chiro, not sorry at all. He walked up to the giant earthworm, and punched it. The earthworm reared up, baring its teeth. Chiro yelled and jumped back.
"Wha... what the...? That is one weird worm!" Chiro was thrown back as the earthworm whacked him with its tail.
Bill put on his best 'I told you so' face. "Ha! I told you!" he said triumphantly. Chiro got up and put on his best 'shut up' face.
The host suddenly appeared next to Otto. "Contestants! Tomorrow you will vote off your - ARRRGHHH! WHAT IS THAT?"
"It's a genetically altered earthworm." said Bill.
The host relaxed a little. "Oh. That's okay, then. I was thinking something along the lines of the Abominable Snowman."
Bill was steamed, then Chiro stepped in. "Trust me, Mr. Host guy - that aint any ordinary earthworm!"
The host frowned. "I'll take your word for it." Then he laughed evilly. "I have just decided your next task!"
Chiro looked horrified. "If your gonna make me eat it..."
The host laughed even more evilly. "No. You must kill it."
Chiro grinned. "That's easy!" he said. He turned to face the earthworm and shouted, "MONKEY FU!"
Nothing happened.
The host, impossible as it may be, laughed even more evilly. "Ha! I have tampered with your Power Primate! Now you cannot use your powers!"
Chiro fell to the ground. "NOOOOO!" he shouted. "First our rocket packs, now the whole (censored) Power Primate? WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
"Erm... just kill the earthworm, okay?" said the host uncomfortably.
Otto nodded. "Okay!" He ran at the earthworm, punched it. "Take that, Abominable Snowman!"
Chiro rolled his eyes, then ran at the earthworm. "Monkey Team! ATTACK!" Everyone ran at the earthworm.
Sakko looked at Mandarin. "Hey!" he said. "I made a bomb!"
Mandarin burst out laughing. "A bomb? You made one? Seriously, Sakko. What do you plan to do, blow yourself up?" Mandarin laughed again.
Sakko frowned at Mandarin. "No, I was gonna throw it at the worm." Sakko grinned, and threw the 'bomb' at the earthworm. The bomb fell apart on the worm, spraying milk everywhere.
Suddenly, the earthworm reared up into the air, roaring and screeching. The Monkey Team fell to the ground, and ran off to a safe area.
The earthworm began frothing at the mouth and before anyone knew it, it was dead.
The host stared at the giant worm in awe. "It appears that this worm... is lactose intolerant."
Everyone looked at Sakko, who grinned. "I told you it was a good bomb! I knew it would come in handy..."
"Come on!" said Chiro. "What are the chances? Lactose intolerant!"
The host did the most evil laugh of all. "Now for the second part of your task!" he said.
Everyone looked at the host.
"You must... eat the earthworm!" said the host with a grin.
Gibson fainted.
Chiro stared at the 'delecacy' in front of him. There was no way he was touching that earthworm."Why didn't they cook it?" Chiro wondered aloud.
Otto nudged it, and gooey liquid poured out of the earthworm piece and on to the wooden plate. "Urgh!" Otto cried. "I am instantly put off!"
Gibson was still unconscious. Or he pretended to be, just to get out of eating it.
Antauri refused. "I'm sorry, I'm a vegetarian." he said.
"SINCE WHEN?" shouted Sakko, with half an earthworm in his mouth.
Antauri glared at him. "Birth." Sakko quietened down.
Chiro stabbed the food with the fork. "I am not touching this. If only it were chocolate..."
The host shook his head. "On this show, you must endure, not enjoy!"
Chiro pushed away the food. "Pity." he said. "Antauri, I am now an official vegetarian, like you."
Antauri rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say, Chiro."
Antauri and Chiro watched everyone else reluctantly eat their 'wonderful meal'. Gibson suddenly woke up.
"Huh? What the-?" Gibson suddenly saw the others eating their earthworm, and groaned.
"You woke up just in time, Gibson!" said Sparx, pushing a wooden plate in front of him.
Gibson fainted again.
The next day. . .
The nine contestants woke to a disgusting smell. No, it wasn't Sakko (though it was close), and it wasn't seafood past its use-by date, it was cooking. Bill's cooking to be precise.
"Ho, what's that smell?" groaned Sparx, as he held his nose.
"Smells like fish and. . . eggs." complained Chiro. Bill suddenly leapt into their view.
"Howdy, survivors!" he yelled jovially, "I've made you a special treat!" Chiro glanced at the 'treat'. It looked like an explosion on a plate. Bill noticed his distaste.
"It's nicer than it looks." he explained. Antauri woke, and almost died.
"What the hell is that smell?" he exclaimed.
"It's fish and apples, my special!" said Bill.
Antauri raised an eyebrow. "Special?"
"Yep, try some."
"No thanks."
Antauri decided to take over the 'kitchen', but his cooking was twice as bad.
"I'll make breakfast," suggested Antauri.
"Um, no worries Antauri, we'll make our own breakfast!" said Sparx. Bill interrupted. "I could get you some frogs and snails. I found a family of toads back there." he said. Sparx paled.
"Uh, Antauri, could you hurry up and make breakfast." he said. Antauri glared at Sparx.
"OH! So now you like my cooking, eh? How convenient, how-"
"Shut up and cook Antauri." snapped Chiro. Antauri left, grumbling. The rest of the contestants went to the beach to get coconuts.
"Because there's milk in coconuts." reasoned Chiro, but when they cracked open the hard shell, it appeared that the milk had expired.
"Oh, gross!" yelled Otto, and he threw the disgusting milk on to Sakko. The small monkey was covered in off-milk, and, although he washed a thousand times, the smell remained. The group trudged back to camp, unsuccessful in their coconut hunt. They satisfied themselves with fish and apples.
"As soon as we get back, I'm off fish and apples for life." muttered Chiro.
"Hey," said Sparx, "At least it's not bananas." Lucky for him, bananas didn't grow on the island. Everyone reluctantly ate Antauri's breakfast, and then tried desperately hard not to throw up. Luckily, Antauri didn't notice, or he could have tortured them all with a nice tasty earthworm dish.
The host walked up to Chiro. "Come here." he said. "I have a task for you."
"For me?" said Chiro.
"Well, that's what I said, isn't it?" said the host. He led Chiro on to the beach. "Here is your task."
Chiro scanned the beach. "Um, where exactly did you say my task was...?" There was nothing in sight.
"Look behind you, Chiro." said the host.
Chiro swivelled around. "Holy Shuggazoom!" he whispered.
"Isn't he cute, Chira?" said a voice. "Like a little dolly!"
"Maybe we could dress him up in pretty outfits, Chiroo!" said a second voice.
Chiro shook his head. "This can't get any worse. . . ."
Phew! Finished! That chapter took forever. So what do you think? R&R plz. Thanks.
Chiro: How... could... you?
Me: I am an evil overlord, what did you expect?
Chiro: You're probably married to Skeleton King.
Me: Dude, that's just wrong on so many levels...