Hey hey hey! Well, I'm very sorry, but another robot monkey/human/toy penguin has to go. That all depends on the voters, but I decide what they vote for, so it all depends on me.

Otto: Don't vote me off, and don't vote off Mr Jeepers!

Me: Quiet! I decide what goes on around here! Anyway, R&R!

Chapter fifteen - Tribal Council

Antauri lay awake in the middle of the night, wondering who to vote for. Otto? he wondered. Maybe Nova...

Suddenly he heard someone moving. Antauri sat up and saw Chiro coming back to camp.

"Where did you head off to?" he asked.

"Washing my mouth out." Chiro answered. "I can still taste the spider. Anyway, who are you going to vote for? Better not be me."

Antauri shook his head. "Confidential." he answered.

Suddenly, a coconut flew at Antauri and bonked him on the head. Antauri swiveled around to see Nova, looking angrily at the two.

"Quiet!" she hissed, and threw a coconut at Chiro. Chiro caught it and lobbed it back at Nova. Nova ducked, and the coconut landed on Sparx's head. Sparx awoke very angry.

"WOULD YOU STOP PIFFIN' COCONUTS AT EACH OTHER?" he yelled. Everyone was instantly quiet.

"We'll talk in the morning." Antauri muttered, and they all fell asleep.

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Gibson laughed, then was annoyed as the ads came on. "Stupid ads!" he muttered. He switched the TV off and went off to check on his experiments.

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Sparx woke up early the next morning. He suddenly remembered the coconut that hit him on the head, and a plan formed in his mind.

Sparx went off in search of as many coconuts as he could. He soon found four - one for the other contestants (not including Mr Jeepers). He picked up the first one and chucked it at Nova. She awoke instantly.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" she yelled, and attempted to smash his face in. Sparx jumped out of the way and threw a coconut at Chiro. Chiro awoke will a yell, and threw the coconut back. Sparx dodged the coconut and Nova's punches and threw the next coconut at Antauri.

Antauri woke up angrily, rubbing his head. He rolled over and tried to get some more sleep.

Sparx picked up the final coconut and threw it at Otto.

Otto remained asleep.

Sparx yelled as a punch from Nova whammed him in the stomach. Chiro clapped and cheered. "Knock out!" he shouted.

"Okay! Okay!" the red monkey yelled. "I've learnt my lesson! Stop it!"

Nova paused. "Yeah, I think you've learnt your lesson."

"Who are you voting for?" Chiro asked them all, when they calmed down.

Sparx and Nova looked at each other guiltily. "Well," they said. "We've decided to vote off-"

Otto woke up. "Ow!" he moaned. "My head hurts!"

Chiro noticed that Nova and Sparx instantly kept quiet around Otto. Something was going on.

Chiro suddenly looked happy. "I haven't seen Chira and Chiroo in ages!" he said, grinning. "That's a good sign - maybe they drowned, or starved, or were eaten my mutated earthworms, or-"

"Shouldn't we look for more food?" interrupted Nova, cutting Chiro off before he could go into 999 ways to kill clones.

"Yeah, I guess so." Otto replied. "So long as we aren't looking for coconuts."

Otto, Sparx, Nova and Chiro went off to find food, leaving Antauri who had fallen asleep again.

That's when Antauri woke up. "Chiro?" he called. "Nova! Otto! Sparx?"

Nobody answered.

Antauri looked around. There was only Mr Jeepers. "What happened to them?" Antauri wondered aloud. He could hear nothing but birds, and the waves on the beach.

Antauri was starting to get worried. "CHIRO!" he shouted. "SPARX! OTTO! NOVA! ANSWER ME THIS MINUTE!"

"Yeah, what?" said Chiro, coming through the trees.

Antauri breathed a sigh of relief. "There you are!"

Chiro stared at Antauri strangely. "O...kay..." he said. "Anyway, Me, Nova and Sparx found this weird plant. I think it's edible... We gave it Sparx, and he hasn't died yet..."

"You made Sparx... eat it?" Antauri cried. "It could be poisonous!"

"No, don't worry!" said Chiro. "Sparx is fine!... I think."

Nova and Sparx came back holding an armful of some weird plant. "They taste great!" said Sparx, throwing some to Antauri and Chiro. "Try some!".

Antauri looked at the plant, and bit it. A foul, bitter taste spread across his tongue and he spat it out.

Sparx burst out laughing. "You're not meant to BITE it!" he laughed. "Just pull off a little bit!"

Chiro pulled off a little it, and looked at it nervously. He threw the plant at Nova. "You first." he said.

Nova picked off a small piece, and nibbled it. "Minty." she said thoughtfully. "It could be breath-freshener."

Antauri looked at the plant. "Yeah, I think that's mint." he said.

Chiro looked at the plant with distaste. "I don't like mint." he said.

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Gibson looked at the television, annoyed. "Haven't they listened to what I've been telling them?" he muttered. "Never eat plants unless I tell them to! Talk about stupid..."

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The day was almost up. They were making dinner, and deciding on who to vote for.

"Antauri, I'm voting for Mr Jeepers." said Chiro. "He doesn't do anything except sit there and do nothing!"

Otto held Mr Jeepers protectively. "No one's voting off Mr Jeepers!" he hissed. Chiro said nothing more.

Sparx, who wanted to make dinner, went over to the group with five coconuts.

"Is that dinner?" cried Nova. "We can't just eat coconuts!"

"Eat it!" snapped Sparx. Nova sat down and ate.

After dinner (if you could call it that), the contestants trudged over to Tribal Council. None had really decided on who to vote for, but Chiro was certain that Mr Jeepers was going down.

"If you vote for Mr Jeepers," threatened Otto. "I'll vote for you!"

Chiro rolled his eyes, and sat down. Antauri sat next to him - the two had decided on an alliance. Sparx, Nova and Otto were in the usual group, with Mr Jeepers in the middle.

"Place your vote... Chiro!" the host called.

Chiro went up to the voting jar. "I'm sorry, Otto..." he murmured, and placed his vote...

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After the votes had been placed, the host began the count. In the end, it was...

... Two votes for Chiro, three votes for Otto, one vote for Antauri.

Otto couldn't believe it. "I'm going... home?" he whispered.

Nova jumped up, ran over to Otto, and gave him a hug. "I didn't vote for you, Otto!" she said.

Otto nodded. "Will Gibson be happy to see me?" he asked anxiously.

Sparx nodded. "It'll make his day."

That sentence seemed to make Otto's day, he whooped and cheered. "Gibson!" he cried. "Prepare me a party!" And he was escorted off the island. Five bewildered contestants went back to camp.

I will say one thing: Flame me. Flame me all you want, because I was almost too guilty to write this chapter. But that's how it goes in Survivor, you gotta gang up on everyone.

So... yeah, just flame me till my hair sets on fire, I don't care. If I wasn't me, I would flame myself so hard, I wouldn't know what hit me.

Just review. Before I decide to vote off Antauri next. Actually, that might be desirable...

Antauri: WHAT?

Me: Uhmmm... just review.