Trouble In Paradise

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I do not own the Classic Megaman series, the Megaman comic series, or the Battle Network series. I like them all, but I don't own them.

In the next chapter, Megaman is criticized about being a crime-fighting robot and his patience is pushed to the limits. In case you don't know this (And I doubt you do), Dez is the smartest one of the three Boltz Boys. Dix is obviously the stupidest. Also, there will be a brief scene with Elecman and the rest of the 'Sinister Six'. Also, in case you like this fanfic, I'm considering a sequel. Just review me and say that you'd like to see one created. That's it. Anyways, here's chapter four!

Chapter Four

Criticizing Megaman

Megaman was going to turn back into his alter ego when, lo and behold, the Boltz Boys waltzed up. "Congratulations. You probably think you're pretty big now, don't you?" Megaman looked at them as the cheering ceased. "You're point?" Dez smirked. "The point is that you could just as easily be a threat to us as you can to robots." A few people began talking and Megaman raised an eyebrow. "Huh?" Dez frowned. "You're Megaman. That makes you a robot, right?" Megaman threw a quick glance at Aaron and Chelsea before answering. "Yeah. So?" Again, a few people began talking. This time, Dag spoke. "So, what's keeping you from harming us?"

Megaman looked offended. "What? I've got an independent determination programming chip. It allows me to make up my mind just like you nitwits can." Dix cracked his knuckles. 'That's the point. What's stopping you from hurting us?" Megaman was getting ticked. "A sense of justice. A conscience. I don't care what you call it, but I know what's right and wrong." Dez smirked again. "But, say you caught a virus.…" Megaman got even more ticked. "Let me guess. What is stopping me from hurting you then? I'll tell you. As a matter of fact, I'll put as simple as I can." Megaman walked up and put his face straight into that of Dez. "I'd rather shoot and kill myself before I do it to a human!" Aaron and Chelsea just stood gaping, as did the Boltz Boys. Everyone forming the crowd behind them began talking up a storm after this last comment. Megaman continued staring at him with that 'I'm pissed off, so mess with me and it's your neck that'll get wrung' look. Meanwhile, the Robot Masters formerly known as the Sinister Six were having problems of their own.

"Okay. Let's see what horrific train wreck you guys have made this time."

Elecman stood next to Roll massaging the part of the nose between his eyes. Elecman sighed and stood erect. Dr. Light had learned about the battle with Heat Man.EXE and was sending four of the Robot Masters out to look for Rocky. The news camera had been taken out by the flames that melted the police cars. Iceman looked around the corner before moving around it. He'd ditched the Eskimo suit and was now wearing a nice greenish suit and tie. He was also wearing blue jeans. "Seeing as it's you we're talking about, that's odd. But it'll work. Cutman…" Cutman came around the corner looking like Cloud from FFVII, just with a really bad haircut. "Okay, next time, not so much hair." Cutman started. "Not so much hair! Hello!" He pulled off the wig and pointed to the scissors on his head. "I've got scissors implanted in my head. That's not normal amongst humans! So, big scissors, big wig." Cutman plopped the wig back on his head and Elecman sighed.

"Gutsman…" Gutsman came out and Elecman slapped his face. "What?" Elecman slid his hand down his face as Roll just stood gaping. Dr. Light walked in and stopped talking when he looked up. "Elecman, are you guys almost… Oh my…" Gutsman wore a large brownish shirt and pants to match. Neither of them fit, so they were torn in just about every place. "Next time, try not to look like one of the Ghostbusters. Oh, and find clothes that fight. We don't want to look like the Hulk either. Where's Fireman?" Just as he said this, the second eldest Robot Master walked up. "I'm not going." Elecman looked at him. "Why not?" Fireman pointed to the burner on his head. "That's why not."

After figuring out who'd go and Elecman getting dressed in a tux, the Robot Masters left. Elecman, Cutman, Iceman, and Bombman, clad in a Mafia-style tux, stopped at the front gate. "Okay, Cutman and Iceman, you guys go left. We'll go right." They nodded and everyone took off.

Back at the school, things weren't going so well. "So you mean to tell us that you could destroy an entire city and it's police force before…" Megaman was slowly inhaling and exhaling through his nose. "For the last time, I know what is…" He didn't finish his sentence because Chelsea walked up and placed her hand on Dag's shoulder. "Hey, ya bet you're pretty smart turning everything he says around, don't you?" Dag frowned at her. "We're showing Rocky's true side." Chelsea began nodding. "Really? That's fascinating." She reached back and brought her fist into the bully's face before he could react. This caused everyone except Rocky to back up. "Woah. Nice." Chelsea smirked. "Thanks." Suddenly, Megaman looked at the ground. As Chelsea looked, Megaman knocked into her, pushing her to the ground, a few feet away. "What the…" Dag stood up and pointed a finger at Megaman. "Told ya so! He's dangerous!" Megaman quickly ran over and shoved them out of the way. Then, he dove the other way just as something huge crashed to the ground. Whether he made it or not, no one saw, but the thing that was in front of them was their biggest problem right now.

In the next chapter, Megaman squares off with the eight EXE series Robot Masters and things become worse when the Boltz Boys learn the existence of Bass. Read and Review 'cause you'll like how this fanfic ends!