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Chapter five: Still Alive, But Hearing Voices

Barry woke for the second time on the floor and Lemo's crying.

"What happened?"

"HE'S ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIVE! Again!" Lemo cried throwing her arms around him.

"Eat this..." A piece of chocolate was shove under his nose, he took it gratefully but just stared at it, "It'll make you feel better..." Barry grunted his appreciation and bagan to nibble on the corners. Barry looked around, everything was blurred he didn't have his glasses on.

"Okay everyone, it seems he's fine. I'm going to go talk to the driver..."

Everyone murmored thank-you's and went silent looking at Barry,

"Who the fuck was that? He has good chocolate..."

"Uh...Saucepan, I haven't left yet."

Barry felt himself to go red, while several blurry people around him suppressed giggles,

"Do you want your glasses Barry?" Lemo asked offering him his glasses.

"Probably a good idea..." Barry muttered, he put them on and everything sharply came into view. Andy was slowly lifting the plant out the window, while quivering at the same time. Lemo was kneeling by his side patting his forehead. Andrew was reading a magazine, while Emo, Nick, Don, Jonny, Mione, Jub and Minnie all crammed into the tiny compartment. The old/young man was making his way to the compartment door.

"Sir?" Barry called to him, even though he wasn't that far away.

"Yes, Barry?"

"How do you know who I am?"

"Well for starters, they all told me. And second, you have your mother's eyes and there's a stricking resemblance between you and your father...Now if you'd all move for a second, I could get out of here..." The man pushed through gently and exited the compartment.

"Who is he?" Barry asked.

"Our new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher," Andrew said, while taking the plant out of Andy's hand and easing her back into her seat.

"Really? What his name?"

"Professor Loopy," Mione said from the doorway.

"You're kidding?"

"Nope..." Jonny pointed to the man's briefcase, in chipping gold letter is said: Professor Remus Loopy.

"Poor guy..." Lemo said sympathetically, "His name is stupid."

"Hey! Barry! You and him could form a club! The We Have Stupid Last Names Club!" Don said with a laugh. Everyone looked at him.

"Why form a club called that? Why not, Pickles Rule All Club! Or..." Andy pondered.

"...The Weasels Love Us Club!" Lemo said, "I'd join that club right away." She helped Barry off the floor.

"What about: We Were Obsessed With Barry Saucepan Support Group!" Minnie exclaimed.

Everyone now looked at her,

Hey! At least my idea helps people in some way!" Minnie defended her club.

"Well I think it's a good idea," Jonny said putting an arm around her.

"Shut up."

Lemo glared at Minnie,

"Don't tell my brother to shut up!"

"You're admitting we're related!" Jonny said in surprise.

"Shut up," Lemo told him, "Minnie Weasel, no one tells my brother to shut up!"

"Let it go..." Barry whispered in her ear, now he was sitting on a compartment seat. Lemo glared at at Minnie once more but decided to listen to Barry.

"So what happened? I heard screaming..." Barry asked.

"Screaming?"

"There was screaming."

Lemo shook her head,

"I think you hit your head on the way down..."

"You guys didn't hear-"

"Barry baby? Did you hit your precious little head on the way down?" Everyone turned and looked at the door. Standing there leaning against the wall, was Dracola Malfoy.

"Go away Malfoy."

"What if I don't wana? What if I want to stay here and feel more superior? Comparing myself to you blood traitors and mudbloods."

"Well you if you don't 'wana' leave, then I'm sure Lemo and Minnie will make you reconsider, as for Andy I'm sure she can remember that spell...The one she used at christmas in first year?" Barry said, smiling pleasantly. If it was possible, Malfoy paled,

"So? I don't care...Where is the goth anyway?"

Lemo bared her teeth and growled.

"Oh! There you are! What happened? Fell in a tub of paint did we?"

Barry put a hand on Lemo's shoulder, she sat back in her seat,

"Just shut the door Mione..."

Before Malfoy could react the door was slammed in his face.

As soon as they arrived at the castle Madam Pomfrey made a beeline for Barry,

"Hide me," he muttered, "I haven't even been here one day and she's already after me..." Barry ducked behind Lemo, then blended into a group of seventh years.

"Barry Saucepan! Come to the Hospital Wing immediately!" Madam Pomfrey yelled over the heads, she finally reached Lemo, "Where is he?"

Lemo looked puzzled,

"Where is who?"

Madam Pomfrey did a double take,

"Oh sorry dear, I thought you were someone else...You haven't happened to- No, wait you are Roberts! You've look like you did when-" Madam Pomfrey cut herself off once more, "Abnormal le poulet!" Nothing floated above Lemo, "Roberts, are you feeling okay?"

Lemo scowled and walked off.

"Roberts! Where's Saucepan!"

Lemo continued to walk away to the Gryffindor table.

"ROBERTS! I'm talking to you!"

Hey, I just had a thought! You know the animals that tow the Hogwarts carridges? (Can't remember their name...) Well Harry is supposed see them when he witnesses death, right? Well he of course saw Cedric die, but that's not the first death he saw though...He supposedly only saw the animals in his fifth year. BUT when the dementors come near him, he hears his mother being murdered, right? And James was trying to hold Voldemort back, while his mother ran with Harry. SO since he was a baby he wouldn't have gone anywhere when his mother was killed. MEANING he witnessed his mother's death and that he should see the animals earlier, eg: 3rd and 4th book. ALSO he witnessed Quirell die in the 1st book, coz he saw Voldemort escaped his body, so that's ANOTHER death. And the pheonix dies and then is reborn again, he saw Fawkes catch fire and die didn't he? Yes, it was reborn straight after, but it's still death! And then in the second book he saw the Basilisk die as well! Even if the death has to be human, there's still at least two deaths he witnessed before the fourth book. That's why I chose to miss out the carridges here...

Anyway thanks for reading to my waffling, which may be so wrong and your sitting there shaking your head going, "Dumb Bitch" but ANYWAY!

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