Hey guys! Writing this from a tent at three o'clock! Wooohooo go me!
Chapter seven: Barry Drones On
"FREE!" Lemo cried as her, Andy, Cheesy and Banana (They were the perfect level of craziness to fit in perfectly with the rest of the group), sprinted away from the dungeons, behind them they heard Snape yelling at them for running from class early. Seconds later the bell rang, so he began yelling at them for running in the corridors.
"Lemo! Wait up! Where are you going!" Barry called after her. Lemo suddenly came to a halt, Andy, Cheesy and Banana didn't stop in time and knocked her over, they all toppled over like bowling pins. Somewhere from near the bottom Lemo's muffled voice spoke,
"We're going to the common room!"
"What? Lemo! We have Quiditch practise!"
"We do? Who said?"
"Well McGonagall took me aside earlier and said I was the captain of the second year team-"
"But why do we have to practise?" Andy whined.
"Yeah!" Emo complained coming up from behind him, "Quidditch season's ages away!"
Lemo and Andy nodded as they pulled themselves up.
"Hey, your guys are on the Quidditch team? Wow cool-"
"That's the point; no one else has bothered to start training. If we start practising first then we'll be a lot more prepared than the other teams!" Barry interrupted Cheesy.
"So...?" Lemo asked, "We don't need to practise! We're great! Except maybe Andrew..." she added cheekily as Andrew finally caught up with them - he was too 'sophisticated' to run, but they all know he didn't want to mess up his hair.
"Hey-"
"We do!"
"Don't!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
Banana and Cheesy looked back and forth between Barry and Lemo as they argued. While Andrew brushed Andy down and patted her hair back into place, and she rolled her eyes.
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Don't!"
"Barry Saucepan for the last time we DO!" Lemo yelled at him.
"I'm glad you see it my way!" Barry grinned, "See you on the pitch..." He ran off before Lemo could figure it all out. Lemo scratched her head for a few seconds before realising what he had done,
"BARRY! YOU TRICKED ME!"
Andrew, Lemo, Emo, Don, Seamus and Andy stood in a crooked line as Barry paced back and forth ranting on about tactics. He didn't notice that no one was listening, except maybe Don, but he was weird and was eager for tips. But Lemo was counting the blades of grass around her feet, Andy was leaning heavily on Andrew snoring softly, Andrew had his wand out and was trying to charm Andy's nose clear so she'd stop snoring, he only successfully turning her nose purple and was panicking trying to fix it. Seamus was hitting on Emo (who was currently going out with Jayden, for an amazing two months); Emo was ignoring him and trying to find spilt ends in her hair.
"Are you listening to me!" Barry finally stopped in is tracks and looked at them, straight away everyone straightened up and look attentive, Andy looking rather odd with her purple nose. Barry frowned, "You weren't listening to me were you?"
They all shook their heads,
"We were listening to you!" Andrew protested.
Barry folded his arms,
"Really? What did I say?"
Andrew hid his panic well,
"Well, Barry we've been listening for a long time. Which pacific topic would you like me to summarise."
Barry looked confused,
"What the fuck? Andrew, just tell me the last thing I said!"
Andrew paused for a second and decided to guess,
"You were talking about how Lemo and I should focus more on directing the bludgers away from and you because there's only one of you in your positions?"
Barry threw his hands up in the air,
"No!"
"Uh...What then?"
"I was telling you guys how great it was for me to be the captain, because I'll really enjoy it!"
"Just that?" Lemo asked.
Barry nodded,
"Yes!"
"For the whole hour?"
"Ye- Oh just go get on your bloody brooms..."
They grabbed their brooms eagerly and took off from the ground, as he took off with them Barry said,
"Andy, what happened to you nose!"
"My nose?" she touched her nose. Andrew looked panicked again,
"N-Nothing Andy, he's just teasing you..."
Andy shrugged,
"Whatever..."