'Lo, came home early coz there was wind warnings! P. So not as many chaps as planned! )

I am a Banana: Yea, I said you guys were from New Australia coz you see Cheesy from Oz and since your from NZ (Coz of the review where complained with people being confused about where NZ was, SEE! I listen and absorb info! Go me!) I had to decide which country you guys could come from. But I was to lazy to make a descision, so I made up a country. Hope you don't mind! lol

Chapter eleven: Professor Tregrassy and a Gotbog

Barry and co. stood around Lemo bed in the hospital wing as she slowly regained consciousness, she coughed up some plant from the bottom of the lake. In the corner Madam Pomfrey was interogating Andrew,

"Now, lets make sure I follow you. She fell in, and then the squid pulled her under. She was under the water for three quaters of an hour?" Madam Pomfrey frowned, not believing Andrew.

"It's true Miss!"

Madam Pomfrey raised an eyebrow,

"Andrew Watson? Are you smoking majiuana?"

"What are you on about!"

"Wasn't it you who had the smoking on your school record for muggle school?"

Andrew stared at her,

"Your saying someone in third year, was caught smoking pot at their muggle school?"

"So, it was three quaters of an hour?" Madam Pomfrey repeated.

"Who was it Miss.?"

"I'll go alert the Headmaster of this incident!"

"Who?"

"Let it go, Watson," Madam Pomfrey made a quick getaway through her office door.

Andrew stroked his chin as he pondered who it was.

"Lemo? You okay?" Barry asked urgently.

"I'm fine," She grunted as she sat up and went to walk out of bed, "Time to leave, this place is for sick people..."

Don burst through the door with Jub in tow,

"Is she okay!"

"Bit late Don, she's already concious, she knows you were late."

"Late? I'm not late! Everyone else was just...early..."

Lemo was now making her way to the door, when suddenly an alarm went off, moments later Madam Pomfrey appeared,

"Roberts! What do you think you are doing!"

Lemo blushed,

"I'm leaving?"

"No! No you're not! You go back to bed, right away!"

"But I feel fine!"

"BED!"

Lemo sighed and walked back to her bed and climbed in as everyone else held back laughing. She glared at them, then put the covers back over her head,

"How did you know I was leaving anyway? I mean, didn't you go see Dumbledore?"

"Professor Dumbledore and the bracelet on your wrist triggered the magical security system."

Several of them gasped,

"When was that installed?" Barry asked, he didn't remember wearing a bracelet.

"This year," Madam Pomfrey said proudly, "Now, all of you out! Roberts needs her sleep!"

A pale, tired and fraile looking Professor Loopy stood at the front of the room leaning on a wardrope, Barry knew this class was going to be a lot better class than recent classes, Snape had set them 4 foot long essays on Werewolves and how to identify one and one essay on Vampires just to shut Lemo up, (She wrote three feet over the required two feet.)
"Now...Children, I'm sorry I've been away, I've been very ill. But I promise to make up to you...I'm going to teach you how to defend yourselves! Now would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what may be in here?" He asked, straight away Mione's hand shot up, many people rolled their eyes,

"Sir! It's a Gotbog!"

Professor Loopy nodded,

"Ten points for Gryffindor! Now-"

"REMUS!"

The class all jumped, while Professor Loopy turned around calmly,

"Yes, Professor Tregrassy?"

The rather odd looking woman with huge thick glasses hiccuped,

"You're in grave danger!"

Professor Loopy looked as though he was holding back rolling his eyes,

"So, I've heard..."

"It's to do with you being-"

"Really? Fascinating!" Professor Loopy cut across Professor Tregrassy's words, "Perhaps, you could go back to your students and-"

Professor Tregrassy hiccuped once more,

"Remus! I know when my talent isn't appreciated!"

"I didn't mean it like that!"
"I know you didn't, I meant my students!"

"Oh. Well. Uh...Can get back to teaching my students?"

Professor turned as though she just noticed the class all standing there eye-balling her,

"Oh! First years! Their so adorable!"

Several people frowned as Andrew stood up taller and patted his hair,

"Miss., we're third year."

"Your third year! They smaller and smaller..." Professor Tregrassy said distractedly, waving her hand, "Wait, third year? Barry Saucepan in here?"

Barry hid behind Lemo,

"No..."

"There you are! I heard your starting Divination with me!"

Barry groaned,

"Great..."

Professor Tregrassy paled,

"My boy! You're going to die! In seven days!"

"What?"

"Lizzy, time to get back to your class..." Professor Loopy gently guided Tregrassy back to the door.

"No! I must-"

"Here the door...Out you go..." Professor Loopy pushed her the extra few metres and shut the door quickly, before muttering a locking charm. From outside they heard Tregrassy knocking on the door,

"Remus, I believe your door has become stuck..."

"Now as I was saying," Professor Loopy half shouted over Tregrassy, "A Gotbog turns into whatever you fear most. Luckily all you need is a simple spell to defend yourself. Only the spell alone won't finish off the Gotbog. Repeat after me...Stupidio..."

"Stupidio!" The class repeated.

"Good," Professor Loopy nodded, "Now, I'm going to release the Gotbog, I want you all to form a line and picture your worst fear as something amusing. Go!"

Everyone rushed to form a line as Malfoy commented loudly how this class was "Stupidio", Resulting in him being shoved toward the back by the Kentson twins.

"You're at the front Roberts! I'm impressed!" Professor Loopy commented. Lemo looked around her and relised he was right,

"Hey!"

"One...Two...Three..."

"I'M NOT READY FOR THIS FUCKING WHAT'S-A-MI-CALL-IT!"

The lock of the wardrope clicked open.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The room was filled with pure darkness as Lemo howled,

"SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Lemo continued to scream when she suddenly stopped,

"Stupidio!" The room began flashing colors, purple, green, orange, blue and others. Several people gasped,

"It's so pretty..."

"Well done Roberts! Next!"

Andy stepped forward, the colors disappeared and was replaced by...

Malfoy sniggered,

"A Venius Magical Man-Eater? It's a bloody plant Rose!"

Andy ignored him,

"Stupidio!" The plants snapping jaws were replaced with marshmellows.

"Ranger!"

Professor McGonagall appeared before their eyes, tapping her foot,

"I'm sorry Mione Ranger, you failed all your-"

"Stupidio!"

"Kentson! Err...Rosary Kentson..."

A clown clothed McGonagall turned into a dying plant, Banana gasped,

"It's not real..." She muttered.

"Another one afraid of plants! It's just a dying Banana tree thing!" Malfoy scoffed.

"Stupidio!"

The plant burst into life.

"Watson!"

A person appearing to be smothered by black hair and a bald Andrew stood nearby trying to get da hair off the struggling person appeared. Andrew whimpered, as Andy raised an eyebrow,

"The hell's going on here Drew?"

"M-My hair! It's gone! I'm bald! It's evil! It's smothering you!"

"What! Your hair is supposedly killing me? That's your biggest fear? Being bald and your hair smothering me!"

"STUPIDIO!"

Andy rolled her eyes.

"Other Kentson! And thanks Watson for sharing that...err...unique fear..."

Cheesy stepped forward and waited for the Gotbog to change, slowly it changed to resemble a vampire, she screamed,

"IT'S POOPY!"

"Poopy?" Andrew asked.

Banana nodded, "Yep, Poopy. Childhood fear of a vampire called Poopy..."

"Okay..."

"Hey! You can't talk crazy haired freak..."

"Shut up..." Andrew blushed.

Barry laughed and stepped forward ready to face the half alien, cheesy vampire.

"Great! Saucepan! Saucepan!" Professor Loopy jumped in front of Barry, the Gotbog turned into a silver orb, "Stupidio!" The orb turned into a balloon and whizzed around the room, "Time to pack up I think!"