Chapter twenty-five: Peter Sucks Monkey Balls

One by one Barry, Sirius, Drew, Andy and Lemo poured out of the Whomping Willow. Lemo and Andy were chattering about snake outfits for Steve, Drew was muttering to himself and Barry and Sirius (who was still carrying Peter) were talking about living arrangements,

"I don't know if you'd want to leave your aunt and uncle...But would you like to move in with me? Well, when I get my name cleared, buy a house, blow up my family home, kill my family house elf and cancel my membership to PlayWizard."

Barry raised an eyebrow,

"And that would be...?"

Sirius patted him fondly on the head with his free hadn,

"Oh I'll show you back cataloges when your eighteen..."

Lemo hit him on the back of the head,

"Oh no you won't! He doesn't need anymore funny ideas!" She then returned to discussing Steve with Andy.

(Lemo note: Steve rocks)

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"And so, my currently...Err..Busy, old friend Remus Loopy and I tied Peter like this so we could make him look like an idiot (in which we were successful) and make sure he didn't get away again," Sirius grinned at Dumbledore, who simply nodded as he wrote away furiously. Finally he put down his quill and looked Sirius in the eye,

"Well I guess this means your free to go. I shall get Cocoa here right away, to sort out Peter. Also you may have Harry when the school year finishes, as he is legally your responsibility now."

Sirius felt he was going to implode from happieness. He rose from his seat and turned to walk out of Dumbledores office, when he saw his chance. Sirius ran over to where Peter lay and kicked him hard a few times.

"Sirius! Control yourself!"

"NEVAH!" Sirius responded, he then turned and left the office, calling over his shoulder, "You should try it...It's rather satisfying.

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Later that night...

Cocoa looked down at Peter who looked rather bloodied up.

"What the hell happened to him?"

Dumbledore shifted his eyes,

"I...Have no idea..."

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Lemo wishes to write random crap!

Hello Ambo's readers! I, Lemo wish to state that Steve is awesome!