Chapter 2-BATTLE 2 GRANGER VS. MALFOY
AN: Okay lets just get into some detail. Let's make things more visual! OH and thanks so much to everyone who reviewed except for that one person who was all like "This has no literacy toward hp and BLAH BLAH BLAH…" I NEVER SAID IT DID SO THERE, HA HA HA, YOU STINK! Anyway back to the story!
PICTURE THIS: everybody gathered around in the great hall. Hermione is studying and Draco has his sights set on her. He picks up a baked potato and throws it at Hermione. She turns and yells you stupid wipe ass. YO MOMMA Draco retaliates.
(Announcer guy)- WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER MATCH OF YO MOMMA.
(CROWD ROARS)
TODAY WE HAVE A FERICE BATTLE BETWEEN HERMIONE GRANGER HERSELF AND YOUR WINNER SIR DRACO MALFOY. THAT'S RIGHT HE WHOOPED SOME HP ASS LAST NIGHT!
(ROARS)
WELL LETS GET TO IT SHALL WE? MISS HERMIONE GRANGER….
(Theme song "Eye of the Tiger")
AND SIR DRACO MALFOY…
(Theme song "Another one Bites the Dust")
(Hermione nods towards Draco. Draco gives her the hand.)
(Announcer Guy)- LETS GET IT ON!
(Hermione)- "Your mother is so nasty, that she has more clap than an auditorium."
(Now really read that and think of our dear Hermione how proper she is) (ROARS)
(Draco)- "Yo momma's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back"
(ROARS AND A RANDOM DAMN YO)
(Hermione)- "Your mother is nasty that your daddy got food poisoning after eating her out"
(Draco)- "Yo momma is so poor she can't even afford the free clinic"
(LAUGHTER)
(Hermione)- "Your mother is stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out"
(ROARS)
(Announcer Guy)- OKAY OKAY BATTLE ON EACH OTHER---GO
(Draco)- "Your so fat that when you haul ass you have to make two trips"
(Hermione)- "your so hairy Bigfoot is trying to take your picture"
(ROARS)
(Draco)- "Your so stupid it takes you 2 hours to watch 60 mins"
(Hermione)- "Your house is so mixed up I rung the doorbell and the toilet flushed"
(Announcer Guy)- DAMN THAT WAS HARSH. OKAY NOW ONE LAST JOKE EACH!
(Draco)- "yo momma is so poor I caught her trying to put a food stamp in the soda machine"
(ROARS OF LUAGHTER)
(Hermione)- " I apologize for talking about your mother…hell I barely even know the man"
OMG SHE SHUT YOU DOWN! WELL IT'S UP TO YOU WHO WILL TAKE THE TITLE TONIGHT? IT'S UP TO YOU! THE WINNER WILL CHALLENGE NONE OTHER THAN SEVERUS SNAPE! R&R!