Disclaimer- I don't own anything.
Warnings- any sheppard fans, sorry, but he's mean.(same to elizabeth fans) if anything offensive at all comes out, i'm sorry. I've done this fic. in a very...unique way sorry if it's hard to follow.
Summary- Dannielle is new to America. Her school life is interesting when she meets the Atlantis team, as you've never seen them before!
Bored senseless says:
Chapter three
So we're in the cafeteria and she leads me to a table of girls in horribly bright clothes. They clearly strived to be the 'popular' girls.
"Girls, this is Danielle." she said indicating me. they all said 'hi' and i could still only think help me! This was made worse when Rodney waved at me, grinning.
"Ugh! Turn around, spock!" one of the girls said to him. This only made him laugh. I couldn't take any more so i stood up and walked to Rodney's table amidst protests.
"What are you doing?"
"You can't sit with them!"
"Social suicide!"
"Hi guys." I said as I sat down.
"You do know they'll make your life hell right?"
"How, they don't even know me. It takes a lot to get to me."
"Hey, McKay. Where'd you pick up this girl?"
"This, guys, is Danielle. She totally made Dr. Jackson freeze in History earlier."
"Oh yeah, i saw that..."
"Shut up, Rodney." I said sweetly.
"Fine, I'll give it up."
"Cheers."
"This Brit chick speaks funny."
"I speak funny? Next you'll be saying that english people can't speak english properly."
"Well, you can't!" a guy at the end of the table stated. Rodney buried his face in his hands, smiling.
"Why do yoiu think it's called E-N-G-L-I-S-H?"
"Erm..."
Bored sensless says: Skool iz so different here...
Boom-baby-boom says: How?
Bored sensless says: 4 starterz, I'm in 11th grade ;D
Kamikasi! says: WOT?
Boom-baby-boom says: Not fair!
Bored sensless says: ;p lol
Kamikasi! says: grrr. ne cute guys?
Bored sensless says: not by ur standards
Kamikasi! says: but dere iz by urs?
Boom-baby-boom says: I'm hurt, i thort u were MI baby!
Bored sensless says: shut it!
Kamikasi! says: name? body type? starsign?
Boom-baby-boom says: oh god, girl talk, i'm off.
Kamikasi! says: cya
Bored sensless says: bi babez
Boom-baby-boom has left the conversation
Kamikasi! says: well?
Bored sensless says: rodney, not sayin, dunno yet. he transferred from Canada last year. He invited me 2 be in his band!
Kamikasi! says: nice. y u not sayin?
EEE-vil has been added to the conversation
Kamikasi! says: i dont no a 'EEEvil'..
EEE-vil says: Dat iz danny rite?
Bored sensless says: I iz here.
Kamikasi! says?
Bored sensless says: oh rite, ali, rodney.
Kamikasi! says: so DIS iz rodney?
Bored sensless says: Shut up ali.
EEE-vil says?
Bored sensless says: duznt matta, rite ali
"Brave, brave sir robin, rode forth from camelot!"
"He was not afraid to die oh bra-"
"I see you're settling in alright, Danielle." a boy said coming from behind us. "Rodney m'boy. you know you shouldn't drink that."
"Why, because you say so?"
"No." he said feigning hurt, "because it's produced in a factory that deals with citrus."
"What?" Rodney checked the bottle while the boy winked at me. "Very funny, Sheppard."
"John sheppard." the boy said to me holding out his hand, "quarterback."
"So?"
"You don't like football?"
"Footy? oh right, American football... don't really see the point. Do you play hockey?"
"Hockey?" his face fell and I shrugged.
"I just like it."
"Well, I'd like to show you around, I am president."
"I thought that was the crazy guy who likes burgers..." I winked at Rodney. I knew exactly what he meant.
"Well, whatever, I'll be your guide for the morning."
"I'm kind of hanging out with Rodney." I turned around to see that Rodney had gone.
"He had to rush off." one of Sheppard's friends said.
"Why?"
"Problem at home." One of the others shrugged.
"what sort of problem?"
"Ooh, New girl likes the Geek!"
"Ooh , jock gets kicked in the nuts!"
"Huh?" And I raised my knee into his area.
don't ask why I ended the chapter here... i really don't know. tbc