Oh Pish!

By Angela Rizhel

Harry was very sure that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Ginny Weasley. She was special in her one way. Harry loved the fact that Ginny always showered with steaming hot water but right before she got out she make the water cold.

She always says, "That's what wakes me up in the morning. Cold water offers a better jolt than coffee."

Harry preferrs coffee, but he won't tell that to the love of his life. He just says, "I agree," and douses himself with cold water after showering.

Ginny always eats one chocolate frog after dinner. "I'm the only person your wizard card blushes and blows kisses to. It makes me feel special," she grins.

"You are special," Harry verifies.

"Oh pish," is what she always says.

Harry wasn't sure what Special Ginny Weasley saw in Plain Old Harry Potter. He needs a way to propose to her to make her believe that she was special.

And then he decides to use one of her little habits to show her she's special.

"Ginny, I love you. Will you marry me?" Harry asked. A flash went off. Harry mixed together a simple potion. He wrote something down neatly, posted a picture above it, and stuck it in a box.

"Dinner was delicious Gin."

"Thanks Harry."

"Hold on, you cooked dinner," Harry said. "The least I can do is get your chocolate frog for you." Harry grabbed a frog and handed it to Ginny. He was nervously wringing his hands under the table.

Ginny opened the box. The frog hopped out, but she swiftly grabbed it in her right hand. She shared it with Harry who refused, nauseous. "Hey look, I got your card again! Do you think that your card is most common?" Ginny wondered. Harry merely shrugged

Ginny gasped when she finally noticed the card. Where Harry's picture normally blew kisses at her, there was a picture of Harry on one knee with a ring. Ginny looked at the description:

"Harry Potter is nothing special. While it is widely known that Harry Potter is the one who vanquished the dark lord, Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is merely a young man scared that his girlfriend, Ginny Weasley will reject his marriage proposal. Mr. Potter is currently holding his breath so if Ginny Weasley does not want her boyfriend to die from lack of oxygen, Miss Weasley should answer him soon!"

Ginny laughed. "Of course I'll marry you, you twat!"

Harry breathed a sigh of relief.

Ginny said, "You know you are special to me, right? Because you are."

"Oh pish," Harry grinned. "I think I'll have some of that chocolate frog now."

A/N: I had originally intended to end it here but I added I bit more. I'm not sure if it exactly fits. ConCrit please?)

Little James Potter looked inquisitively at his mom, Ginny Potter. "Mommy, why did Daddy ask you to marry him through a chocolate frog card?"

"Because, James," Ginny grinned, "Your Dad wasn't brave enough to do it face-to-face. He-who-fought-Voldemort was scared of a two-letter word, 'No', that he had to do it through a card."

"Oh pish," Harry said, biting a chocolate frog. "I see you still have the card," said Harry, indicating a framed card on one of the dining room walls.

"Yes but see I have the card, and," Ginny swiped the frog from Harry, "the frog."

"Oh pish."

"Pish! Pish!" said Baby Lily. Ginny gasped at her daughter's first word.

"Harry its your fault her first word isn't Mama!"

"Hey I learned Pish from you!" Harry retorted.

"Oh pish." Ginny said

"Pish! Pish!" Lily squealed.

Okay, I really need help. I'm trying to do a oneshot between Fleur and Bill when Bill is helping Fleur "improve 'er Eenglish." I need a beta to help me translate English to French and to help me write out Fleur's accent. Please Email, review, or PM me.

Author's Note: Okay Im not sure where The parenting scene fits in...Review please?