Welcome to another What-If story (This one is more like an actual sitcom, and I got inspired by an Instagram post)
Bolling Isles
They had won, the entire owl house gang had finally beaten the emperor and his plans of the day of unity despite the sad truth behind it in the end his plan became his downfall forever trapping him inside the in-between, Eda was semi-cured of her curse as the Owl and she decided to share their traits with each other while Lilith returned her half of the shared curse.
"Well, Apple Blood is on me!" "Sister I'm sure they aren't old enough to..."
"Lily we drank that stuff when we were their age," Eda told her.
[A/N the whole apple blood thing still gets me on edge, just saying]
"I wouldn't mind, but shouldn't we deal with the door first?" Luz said as the portal door was still open as Eda shrugged it off. "Kid I still have the key we can close it whenever we..."
Suddenly the portal started sparkling red as large red energy then came out of it as the entire Isles was engulfed in...
STANDING BY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIESEarth, Westview, New Jersey
"All right everyone let's pack it all up and..." FBI agent Jimmy Woo then stopped as his phone rang to which he answered it. "What?!"
Gravesfield, Connecticut
Soon several trucks, vans, ETC then closed and blocked off the main streets and roads as Jimmy then talked to an agent. "So where's this Hex?" "Well, you see..."
"It's crossed between here and somewhere else." Darcy Lewis told her friend and partner. "Get your popcorn it's going to be a long one." Then the two of them sat down as Darcy was connecting a transmission from the Hex to a TV as they watched as the title played.
Life is a Witch
"Well, that's new," Darcy said as Jimmy shushed her.
"Hooty hold still! You know how Eda is like when you get mud in the house," Luz shouted as she chased the bird tube around the house with a sponge and a bucket of water.
"Nope" The doorknob shouted as it stretched and stretched further away before a hand made it stop as Lilith now sporting a leather jacket with the words "Bad Girl Coven" on the backstitched to it.
"Now Hocifer are you really going to act like that while I'm here?" Hooty then lowered his head as Luz then jumped on him as he tried to shake her off.
"Hooty stop your going to..." Luz then lost her grip on the bucket as Eda in her Harpy form walked in. "Well it took an hour but these feathers are finally..." SPLASH! "Clean..."
Eda finished as the water then made her feathers swell and puff up as Lilith and Luz tried thier best not to laugh while a laugh track played in the background.
"Did you guys hear that?" Luz asked while Lilith was drying up Eda. "Hear wh.."
"Eda don't be chicken!" Luz said as Eda was soaking wet while Lilith was drying her. "What's a chicken?" The same laughter came out as Luz starred to explain the concept of the chicken and the egg.
Sorry if its a bit short.
