The Happy Sister of Plenitude
Can Happy enemies really be trusted? Of course not. But the Doctor needs two brains to realise it, doesn't he?
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.
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One sister had escaped arrest. Her name was Sister Mog.
And because she wasn't arrested, she was Happy. With a capital H. In fact, it became practically her name.
She could finally be a cat again.
Happy Sister Mog stretched on the grass and rolled around for a bit. Mmm, apple grass. She ate it and was cat sick.
"Aaaw, you poor little pussy cat!" cooed a voice. It was a man's voice.
Happy Sister Mog looked up, purring, and saw a man. He was wearing a suit with stripes on it. There was a smaller person next to him. This one was a woman. It was less friendly.
"Doctor, it's one of them cat things! We've got to get it to the authorities!" it said.
"It's happy now, though, Rose! It can relax, and be a cat!"
"Purrr, exactly what I was thinking," purred Happy Sister Mog.
"Aaaw, you're so cute!" The Doctor scratched the cat thing behind its ear.
"I'm telling you, Doctor, you can't trust it! It'll make us diseased!" Rose folded her arms.
"No, it won't! Everything happy is nice!" the Doctor lied. He got curious déja-vu as he stroked Happy Sister Mog.
Rose burst into tears because the Doctor was so gullible. She ran to the TARDIS and got it wet and salty.
"Ignore her, she's just jealous because she's soooooooooo in love with me and she wants me all to herself." The Doctor pulled out some string, "Would you like to play with this?"
"Yes!" Playing was what Happy Sister Mog had been looking forward to most.
The Doctor dangled the string. Happy Sister Mog waited, ready to pounce. She wiggled her cat behind.
The Doctor, giggling like a girl, jerked the string upwards. Happy Sister Mog jumped up, claws ready, and tried to scratch the string to death.
Unfortunately, Happy Sister Mog was enjoying herself so much she forgot to be careful. She scratched the Doctor to death.
And the moral of the story is:
Never trust a Sister of Plenitude, (all together now!) even if it is happy!
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Right, I've run out of ideas. I'll get one soon, I know ... in the meantime, please look at my other DW stories! And review this one!