Okay this sorta is all over the place not my best but here it is enjoys!
If you give Mimi some bubbles wrap,
she'll want to do her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred.
If she starts to dance she'll most probably grab the attention of some pervy old men,
and then Roger will get jelous and leave Mimi.
And most probably Mimi will fall into a slump of depression and run away again,
then everybody will start looking for Mimi.
After a while of course they'll find her but she's dying from living on the streets for so long,
so instead of calling an ambulance you'll ask Roger to say sorry and sing her a song.
Once Mimi hears the song it'll remind her of dancing,
and most probably if she decides to dance her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred,
she'll want to be clad in bubble wrap, so you'll have to give her some.