(even worse than the Benny one...NOBODY PLEASE THROW PICKLES AT MOI! )
If you give Angel a plastic pickle tub,
she'll begin to model the latest fall fashions from Paris.
Then most probably she'll want to go to France to see the latest fashion in person,
so she'll save up all her cash to fly there.
And on the plane they'll most probably serve that nasty "gourmet" plane food,
and Angel won't want to eat that.
And chances are she'll ask for a 10-gallon pickle tub to snack on.