Just to warn you all this one is to be really funny and you may want to take some pain killers. I got another funny page off of the funny junk website and it made me laugh so hard that I decided to place it on my fic...lol.

Warning: RANDOMNESS

Disclaimer: i don't own this idea

enjoy...

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sugarismybestfriend - Max

PerfectPrincess - Hilary

Still Gay - Nick

RussianWolfLove - Tala

HiwatariFlammer - Kai

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sugarismybestfriend has signed on.

HiwatariFlammer: oh boy here he is...

sugarismybestfriend: HEY GUYS YOU WANNA HEA...I MEAN READ SOMETHING FUNNY?

PerfectPrincess: why not?

Still Gay: okay!

RussianWolfLove: YEA LAUGHTER!

HiwatariFlammer: ...no

sugarismybestfriend: okay its called -last few words of laughter- the...the...THE POOPIE LIST!

HiwatariFlammer: goodbye!

HiwatariFlammer has signed off.

RussianWolfLove: hehe you said poopie

PerfectPrincess: tala just stop we all know you are smart so why don't you just act your age!

RussianWolfLove: ON WITH THE POOPIE LIST MAXIE!

Still Gay: this should be interesting...

sugarismybestfriend: GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

sugarismybestfriend: WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

sugarismybestfriend: POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

sugarismybestfriend: GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

sugarismybestfriend: GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

sugarismybestfriend: WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

sugarismybestfriend: and last but not least HE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops --- a poopie!

Still Gay: OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY

RussianWolfLove: -falls off chair laughing-

PerfectPrincess: -sides crack of laughter-

sugarismybestfriend: I am so good!

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HiwatariFlammer has entered room 301.

HellBird5.0: welcome to hell how may i assist you?

HiwatariFlammer: one metal bat please

HellBird5.0: srry we're all out

HiwatariFlammer: okay...i'm just gonna leave now

HellBird5.0: have a nice day and don't forget to get a life...

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HEHEHE! I love the poopie list so much!

Hope you liked it too.

Note: any ideas for the next chapter? let me know and i'll be so grateful to use them.

R&R

-DS411-

Ps: thanks to all who reviewed the fic so far and read it

Pss: I TOOK OVER ROME ITALY!

Psss: China threatend to blow up the US so I left them alone...BUT I WILL BE BACK!