Angel: YAYY!
Mimi: Okay what happens?
Me: I have a new buddy for us
Nadia: Who?
(Ducky walks in)
Ducky: Hiee!
Angel: NEW FRIEND! WHEE! (huggles)
Nadia: Okay write!
Me: Fine
The family stood there in horror of the scene in front of them. Ria was falling over laughing, Ryan was filming the scene, and Jason was cheering "Go Get 'em Kyle!" before being smacked by Collins.
Mark was the first to speak "Okay…I think we need to have a talk. Kyle go wait in your room, Jase sit in there with him, and all the parents come into the kitchen."
After they had all sat down, Benny, Maureen and Joanne started up.
"How could this happen?"
"Well he sure didn't learn it from ME!"
"Yeah he just picked it up, your constant flirting with Mark didn't do the trick at all!"
"Ali is gonna kill me! With all the reckless partying you all do no wonder she's gone wrong!"
"Guys guys! I think what we need to do is not panic and spazz but to sit down and have a discussion on why…"
"Um…Mark? I think we're the LAST people to give the "don't have sex" talk." Roger started.
"Maybe if they heard it from the older kids they would understand it better." Collins suggested. "I mean we're just gonna go in there and preach and fuss, Jase should go talk to Kyle and Ria and Ryan go talk to Rachel."
Jason went over to Kyle's room and sat down. "Okay dude, the parents sent the older kids in here to basically preach but I'm gonna give it to you straight. The reason they wigged out is because they don't want to see you where they are and neither do we."
"Jase you know that's the most hypocri…"
"I know, coming from me since I've been caught in here with so many girls and guys by my dad, but really look at where the most of us are. In about 10 years you and Ryan are gonna be the only ones left of us due to the mistakes our parents made. I'm just saying be careful because none of us want to have to see you and Rach on AZT and getting t-cell counts every month too."
"Thanks buddy" Kyle said hugging him.
Meanwhile the parents sat in the kitchen trying to gather the reality of what's happening.
How did we get here?
Mark: How did we get here?
Roger: How the hell
Mark: Pan left, close on the hormonal overdriven rush.
Collins: How did we get here, how the hell?
Maureen: We all thought that it was just a crush.
Joanne: Just a few years back we were cleaning cuts
And checking for the boogey men
And now we have this
When will it all end?
All: Why are we the witnesses
It's coming back at us
And soon it will
All too much.
Benny turned to Collins, "I guess I now know how you feel that time you first came home and found Jase."
"Yeah and then he got up and called me a hypocrite since "I had a drag queen"" he chuckled.
Angel: HAHAHA!
Me: I need ideas
Ducky: Like what?
Me: What can I use for Rachel's talk?
Mimi: This is rich!
Nadia: R&R! We have fruit smoothies!
Me: And I have a prize for the reader who can guess what the original kids all have in common!
Nadia: I know I know!
Me: You can't win, that's cheating!