Ipecac Contest.
A RWBY Parody.
Warning! This story is rated M for gross content. Do not read unless you have a strong stomach.
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"Jaune, why are we doing this?" Pyrrha asked worridly.
Sitting next to her on the bed were Nora and Ren, and they, like Pyrrha, were each holding a black bottle with a bright warning label displaying, "Warning! Do not consume more than a single teaspoon."
Opposite to them was Jaune, sitting on another bed with a bottle in his hand as well. "Look, you guys wanted to have pie tonight, but the bakery was sold out. So I ran into this drunk, fat guy who was willing to give me his, only if I promised to record us doing this. Besides, whoever pukes last gets the first piece." Jaune explained, having set up his scroll on the desk to record.
"I don't think we're this desperate for a blueberry pie." Ren said dead panned, only to be current almost immediately.
"C'mon guys! At least we'll be hungry for pie later!" Nora said, bouncing with excitement.
Pyrrha looked worried as she stared at the bottle in her hands. Taking a breath, she accepted her fate. It couldn't be that bad, could it?
"Okay, ready?" Jaune asked, everyone nodding.
All at once, Team JNPR took several gulps, well beyond the required dose, until they stopped.
"Alright, here we go." Said Jaune, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. The room was in silence as the Hunters in trainer sat awkwardly, waiting for the inevitable.
"How's everyone doing?" Jaune asked.
"Good so far." Ren said, feeling alright.
"Alright." Jaune said.
"Nothing yet." Pyrrha said with a worried smile.
"Cool, cool. Oh by the way! That pie is from a pretty popular bakery in Vale. The family who owns the place actually had some at the bake sale last week and it was grea-UUUURRAAAAGGGHHH!" Jaune went on before inevitably vomiting all over the floor.
"Oh dear..." Said Ren.
"One down... Heh?" Pyrrha said, trying to lighten the mood.
"Guess someone won't be having any-" Nora started to say before being cut off by Pyrrha losing her lunch on the carpet.
At this point, even the pink bomber was getting nervous.
"Renny, I'm starting to feel funny..." She said, holding her belly.
"You're strong Nora, you'll get through THI-HAAAAAAGGGGHHH!" Ren tried to say before his body betrayed him.
Realizing what just happened, Nora jumped up in excitement.
"Oh boy! This means I win! I get to eat-BLLAAAAAGGGGHHH!" She started to celebrate before she too puked violently.
As if a chain reaction occurred, Jaune puked again, on his hands and knees as bile covered the floor. Pyrrha followed up with another torrent of sick as she started crying.
"Ah! Uh! Ahhhh! Why did agree to this!? UUUURRRRGGGGHHH!" She screamed, before her words were drowned out literally.
"Oh my Oum! My insides are on fir-OOOLLLLLGGGGGHHHH!" Jaune cried in pain before throwing up again.
"No please Jaune! No more! No mor-WAAAAAGGGGHHH!" Pyrrha tried to say before ruining the bed.
"Renny... I'm scared! GAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!" Nora said, before up chucking all over her lap.
"Someone get a scroll and call the Nurse! HAAAAAUUUUJGGHHH!" Ren tried to tell someone before he vomited again on the bed as well. "
Ruby! Yang! Someone get in here- GUUUURRRRGGGAAAAHHHH!" Jaune yelled as he tried to stand up, only for another wave to literally blow him backwards into the wall.
Coughing, Ren straightened up and took some breaths.
"Okay, Okay, Okay. I think it's all gone. I think-URRRDGGGGHHHHAAALLLL!" He said before being proven wrong.
"I don't wanna! I don't wanna go-to BLLLLUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!" Pyrrha crying before unfortunately letting out another torrent.
"Jaune! Jaune I need you to hold my hair! OOOOOGGGGHHH!" Ren tried to say before puking, Jaune getting up and pulling on Ren's hair, only to vomit on his head and resulting in Ren vomiting again.
The room reeked of sick, and bile covered almost every inch of the dorm room, Team JNPR all either moaning or crying while being covered it in. Suddenly the door opened.
"Who wants cookies!?" Ruby said, holding a place of freshly baked cookies, only for her face to turn green at the sight before her, the screen turning dark.
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"BRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
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If you managed to sit through this and got a laugh out of it, congrats!
And BTW, if anyone wants to feature this story in a RWBY reacts story you're doing, go right ahead! I don't mind at all and I would love to read it!