The Younger One, Has To Clean Up The Older Ones Mess

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Warnings: Spoilers for Sword Oratoria: Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? On the Side Episode 2, Loki, Shirt off hugging (Literarily)

Today's Special

Brother Sister relationships

Are like Tom and Jerry.

They tease and irritate each other,

Knock each other down,

But can't live without each other.

{Third P.O.V.}

"I want to get Miss. Ais something like this… But will something so expensive actually scare her away?" Leyfiya says out loud, as she stares at a case full of potions.

Aurora hums, "There is a chance. So how about getting her something else, that conveys your feelings?" She ten smiles, "But you really wanna see something amazing, then look over there." She wolf says, pointing towards Tione, who was staring the woman on the other side of the counter down.

"How about 10 million valis?" Tione asks, "This is an incredibly high quality unicorn horn. I picked it up on our last expedition."

"Surely you jest…" the woman on the other side says plainly. "The quality does seem to be decent enough. But that's more than double the market value."

Leyfiya walks over to the older woman, "C-come now, Miss. Tione. If you ask for a price like that we won't be able to sell it…"

But Aurora stops her by placing a hand on her shoulder, "Just wait and watch the show." She whispers into the elf's ear. "They're both playing mind games. Tione isn't foolish enough to think they would actually accept that price. But she started off big, so they could settle on the price she actually wants for it. It's a tale as old as time."

Tione turns her head to stare at the other two members of her familia, and adds, "Leyfiya. We've come to sell an item as representatives of our Familia." A burning fire can be seen in her eyes as she reveals her true reason for playing hard ball, "If we sell this for a pittance, will you be able to show your face in front of the Captain?"

"That's your real reasoning…?" Leyfiya asks, wearily.

Tione turns back around to face their prospective buyer, her eyes shadowed by her bangs, giving her an even manincer look. "9.5 million. I won't take anything less."

"8.5 million." The purple eyed woman refuts. "That's my limit."

The two women stare each other down, still Tione sighs. "I see… Oh well. Guess I'll try somewhere else." She says purposefully. She begins to slowly wrap the horn back up, as the shop owner stares at the item with a hint of longing. "There are plenty of shops that would love to get their hands on this."

Aurora sends her a sad smile, 'She is able to get the horn just by coughing up a couple million valises. Only if I could get him that easily. There's no price I wouldn't pay.'

The woman clenches her hands as Tione bends over the counter and sends her a smile, "I'll settle for 9.2 million."

The woman sighs in defeat. "I accept your price."

Tione claps her hands in joy, "Thanks, Amid! A friend in need is a friend indeed!"

"She's scary…" Leyfiya says in fear. The girls eyes then travel to a basket full of healing potions that were being sold for only 100 valis each.

"That would be a great thank you gift." Aurora says, following her gaze.

"You think so?" The girl asks.

Aurora nods, "In fact…"

The three women end up leaving the shop with 9.2 million valis, and a basket full of healing potions.

"That was a great deal. You can never have too many healing potions."

"Where are we going now?" Leyfiya asks.

"We're going to go meet Tiona and Ais in front of the forge, and then head out to the Hostess of Fertility for our post expedition-celebration!" Tione says smiling.

The sun begins to set as they see Tiona and Ais come out of the forge. "Alrighty! I'll come pick it up when it's finished then!" Tiona says nonchalantly with her hands behind her head. "I'm gonna need Urga II pronto, 'kay?"

"Easy for you to say!" One of the men on the other side of the bridge.

"Sounds like they hate us even more now." Tione laughs as Ais and her sister walk towards them.

Aurora shoots her a weary smile, "No sure that's exactly a good thing. Especially considering we kinda need their weapons to help keep us alive."

"How'd things go for you three?" Tiona asks, skipping towards them.

"I got us a nice chunk of money!" Tione brags.

Tiona shakes her head, "I feel sorry for Amid. Don't come crying to me when her God sends us another crazy request."

"We also got a nice price on a lot of healing potions." Aurora grins.

"Hey-hey! Wanna head straight to the tavern for the celebration?" Tiona suggests.

"We're meeting at that bar, right?" Leyfiya asks.

"Yeah! Loki's favourite!" Tiona confirms.

"If we take a look around the marketplace on the way, we should arrive on time." Tione adds.

Aurora quickly does the calculations in her head, "But wouldn't that make us half an hour late?"

Tiona gets a panicked look on her face, "Uh, no!

{Aurora P.O.V.}

I stare at the panicked look on Tiona's face and sigh. They're up to something. But it's probably nothing. "Ok then. But we can't take too long." I say, shooting a look at Tione, who has a habit of window shopping.

"That reminds me, I think someone said there's a new potato popper flavor out." Tiona days, quick to change the topic.

The walk to the bar was practically at a snail's pace.

Tione stopped to admire almost every dress she saw.

Tiona wouldn't stop picking up sample foods.

Leyfiya walked almost ten steps behind us.

And even Ais wouldn't stop stopping to look at dull blades!

I stopped, and whipped my head around to stare at the other girls, "Alright. I've played along until now. But what are you four up to?" I ask, staring each of them down.

None of them say anything, so I turn to the one I know will talk for sure. "Leyfiya~" I call in a sickeningly sweet voice. "You know what's happening. Don't you. You'll tell me, won't you."

The elf takes a few steps back, "I-I, we-"

Tione slaps her hand over the younger girl's mouth, "We just wanted to window shop a little." Her eyes then travel to something behind me, her face breaks out into a huge smile and she starts walking in front of me. "But on second thought. We've seen enough for the stay. Let's head to the bar." she says and begins dragging me around.

"Wait, what are you doing?" I ask, confused. Within minutes we're in front of the doors to the Hostess of Fertility.

"Go on. Open the door." Tiona encourages me.

I look at her suspiciously. "All right." I say, and push open the doors. My heart nearly jumps out of my chest as I'm attacked by loud cheers. "Congratulations on reaching level six!" Everyone in the bar says in unison.

"W-what?" I ask, confused.

I looked around to see colourful streamers and other party favors hanging all over the place. It must have been hard convincing Mama Mia to let them do this.

"It's your celebration party for reaching level six, silly." Tiona says, coming up and wrapping her arms around me.

My eyes widen in realisation. "That's right." the Captain laughs, coming up in front of me. "I asked the girls to stall you, so we could get all of this set up." he smiled, "Congratulations on reaching level six, Aurora."

"Everybody, nice work in that Dungeon crawl!" Loki cheered, raising her mug. She turns to me, "Roro here has also officially joined the ranks of the level sixs! Tonight, we feast! Drink up, people!"

"YEAH!" Everyone cheered, raising their mugs as well as the party officially started.

"What are you drinking, Miss Ais?" Leyfiya asks eagerly.

"Water." The blond answers.

"Drink up, Captain." Tione says, trying to pour him a drink. Probably to try and get him drunk.

"I've still got plenty…" Finn says, smiling. He then looks across at me, "Aren't you gonna drink anything?" He asks.

I shake my head, "Someone has to stay sober and make sure everyone else stays in line. Or Mama Mia's gonna kill us. Plus, I'm perfectly happy with my apple cylinder."

"Oh, please. That's just an excuse. She just can't handle alcohol well. She's a total lightweight." My brother laughs, swinging an arm around my shoulders.

I stick my tongue out at him, "Better than how you act when you get drunk. I like my dignity, thank you very much."

Bete pouted and slammed his mug down onto the table. "All right. Ais, it's about time you told everyone the story!"

"The story?" The girl asks, confused.

"You know!" The silver haired man urged, "On the way back, a few minotaurs escaped and you finished the last one on Level 5, right?"

Aurora nods, "That's the story. Or did something else happen."

"I'm talking about the time with Tomato Guy!" My eyes zone onto the frown on Ais face.

"Bete." I say warningly.

But my idotic twin ignores me and continues on, "So, anyway, there's some newbie kid running around down there, and he takes off, with the minotaur on his ass! And know what happened? Tomato Guy runs off somewhere, screaming. I mean, man, what a loser!" Everyone, but the people sitting on our table, begin laughing at the story.

"Bete!" I exclaim, appalled at his behaviour.

Ais clenches her hands into fists, "I don't think it could have been helped-"

"Listen to your sister and stop Bete." Riveria cuts in, "It was our own error that allowed Minotaurs from level 17 to escape. You should be ashamed."

"What? Is the trash talking trash to me? What did I do wrong?" Bete exclaims.

My ears flop down against my head, "This won't be pretty."

I feel a hand petting my head, "Don't worry too much about it." I turn to see the Captain petting my head. As I realized that, I could feel my face heating up.

He's petting my head.

He's petting my head!

He'spettingmy head!

HE'SPETTINGMYHEAD!

I was so lost in my thought that I didn't notice what was happening around me, till I heard a loud crash.

I turned around to see a white haired boy run past our table.

"Did he just skip without paying the bill?" Tiona asks.

"He's dead." I shiver, remembering what the head of the bar did to the last person who left without paying their bill.

"Things are always hopping at Mama Mia's place!" A drunken Loki laughs.

I sighed and watched Ais run after him. "Mama Mia!" I called. The broad woman turned her head to look at me. "What was the kid's tab? I'll cover it."

"You don't need to." The woman shook her head, "I know how to collect my money."

"That's not it." I shook my head as I stared at my passed out twin who had just gotten his ass handed to him by Riveria. "The younger one, has to clean up the older one's mess."