And I'm back with the next chapter of Meta-Verse. In this chapter, Mary goes dragon hunting when she thinks about having Kobayashi's dragons to join the Revengers, and Reg is gonna meet someone in that said world. Let's get to the dragons, shall we?
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.
Meta-Verse Department Agency
In the Revengers base, we see Mary calling someone named Miss Kobayashi, to which it's going nowhere.
"Okay, I was saying, I probably want your dragons. Because, I think they would fit for the Revengers." Mary said.
Silence
"What do you mean no? Just think about it. What happens if your world is in total annihilation?" Mary said.
Hung up
"Goddammit." Mary puts the phone down.
"Told you it could be hard." Morgana came in.
"I thought I would do it. Then what?" Mary said.
"Come on, Mary. At least you know how this whole thing works here."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, if we need dragons, we need dragons, okay?"
"Mary. Give it up."
"No I'm serious. This team will not end a fight without a dragon in our group."
"And getting Kobayashi to agree with you is your idea."
Mary nodded. "Yeah."
"Asshole."
"At least I tried."
"Try harder next time, without me getting involved."
"What's next, Blank Check 2?"
"Goodbye." Morgana leaves.
Mary just looks at the door for a moment. "Looks like I have to send someone in." She sighed. "I'll do that."
Deep in Abyss
Daremo ga sakaraezu ni mogutte iku
Sono me o tomoshibi yori kagayakasete
Mesazu saki wa fukaku
Massugu ni mayoikomu
Kuchiaketa naraku no wana
Shinjitsu no ato o oikakeyou
Ima kotae ga mitsukaru nara zenbu nakushite mo ii
Sono koe o hanasanai you ni kodama ga mada hibiiteru
Rashiban wa zutto
Yami o sashita mama
Nigeba no nai hou e
Sore ga noroi demo
Kodou wa honmono
Nido to akogare wa tomaranai
Meta-Verse Department Agency
At the entrance of the Agency, we see a girl coming to the Agency.
This girl has short blue hair and light blue eyes. She wears a light brown long-sleeve shirt, light brown skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and brown loafers. This is Hikage Miyakawa.
"Hey there, Hikage." Konata Izumi came to her. (Yep, Konata returns)
"Hey there, Konata-onee-chan." Hikage said.
"So, how is my second little cousin?"
"You don't have to do that, you know? Say, how are you?"
"Hmm. It been well. Still catching up on some mangas and all."
"Great. Just like my sister." Hikage sighed. "What is that base right next to this one?"
"Oh. Mary created that."
"Who's Mary?"
"An imaginary friend. In which we can all see for some apparent reason."
"Huh. That's strange. Never heard of that before."
Reg is about to go into the Agency when she meets the two blue-haired girls. "I don't think we met."
"Oh, you're that new one. I'm Konata Izumi. And I'm an otaku."
"Hikage Miyakawa. Konata's second little cousin."
"Who's your first?" Reg asked.
"Yutaka Kobayakawa." Konata said.
"Alright. I would like to meet her as well. My name's Reg. And I'm an Obot."
"An Obot?" Hikage asked.
"Wow. Sounds like something from a sci-fi flick or something." Konata said.
"I don't get her manner of speaking at all." Reg thought.
"So, do you live in that base?" Hikage asked.
"For now. We do go here in the Agency to attend classes." Reg said.
"There's a classroom here?" Hikage asked.
"Four of them." Konata said.
"Wow. I did not know that." Hikage said.
"Mm-hmm. There's Kyubey, which is my teacher, there's Rebecca Miyamoto, there's Paiman, and there's Katy Caterpillar." Konata said.
"Hmm. Interesting." Hikage said.
"I'm in Katy's class, honestly." Reg said.
"Well, you got the lucky one." Konata said.
"Yeah. Although she isn't fond with Riko though." Reg said.
"Why not?" Konata asked.
"Well…" Reg said.
Flashback, Yesterday
In Class D, Katy Caterpillar is assigning a new student to the class. (You think Class D is a big class. Don't think that)
"Everyone, I wanna present a new student today. Please, introduce yourself." Katy said.
A very young girl comes up to the board.
This girl has light brown shoulder-length hair and brown eyes. She wears a white t-shirt, blue skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and brown loafers. This is Yuzuyu Sakashita.
"Hello. My name is Yuzuyu Sakashita. It's nice to meet you all. I hope we get along well."
"Give her a warm welcome everyone." Katy said.
Everyone clapped.
"Yuzuyu, you can sit next to Ushio." Katy said.
Yuzuyu nodded, then she walks to the very back, where she sits in between Ushio Okazaki and Tickle "Tilel" Selvatlos.
"I hope we can be friends." Yuzuyu said.
"Don't worry. I think that'll be easy enough." Ushio said.
Yuzuyu smiled.
30 minutes later, after Yuzuyu's introduction
"Now, as you can see, there are different elements of time and space. To learn about these elements, you have to grasp the concept of the elements, whether it's hard or not. Now, some of you knew the elements just fine, correct?" Katy said.
"I kind of studied them like years ago." Ellis said.
"Should have thought so. And now-" Katy saw Riko with a dragonfly flying around.
Reg turns to see Riko. "Um, Riko."
"Huh?" Riko then saw Katy, who is glaring at her. "Um, hey."
"And what were you doing?" Katy asked.
"Um, it's nothing, really." Riko said. Although the dragonfly is still there, flying around her.
"Uh-huh. Please, try not to distract yourself too much." Katy said.
"Understood, ma'am." Riko said.
"Okay. Where were we? Oh yes." Katy looks back at her textbook.
10 minutes later
"So, we kind of figured out what our elements look like. But, what are they? Well, there are different elements as I said. One such element, is the time element. In which, this element controls the timelines all around. Some people say that these timelines have been watched over by beings known as the Time Keepers, which watches over the timelines. The space element, controls space. Cosmic beings such as Celestials creates space. But, they can be very menacing, because when there is a new Celestial, it'll cause a planet to die and be extinct for good." Katy teaches.
"Am I an exception?" Chika Itou asked.
"Pretty much. Celestials that are smaller then normal are exceptions. Basically, they cause a minimal threat. Normal-sized Celestials can cause the most damage, making them a maximal threat." Katy said.
"Kind of scary if you ask me." Marulk said.
"It is. Yes. And so-" Katy sees that Riko is about to fall asleep.
Reg sees this. "Um, Riko."
"I'm trying. I can't get myself to wake up." Riko said.
Katy grabs an eraser and throws it at Riko, and it hit her head. (Ooo, that's gotta hurt)
Riko rubs at her head. "What was that for?!"
"No sleeping in class." Katy said.
"Boy, you can be harsh at times." Riko said.
"I'm serious, Riko." Katy said.
"Boy." Riko said.
End of Flashback
"Hmm. I can see that." Konata said.
"So, is class in session today?" Hikage asked.
"It already past. I was gonna see what this request thing is about. Somebody given me some type of request, so I'm going to see what it is." Reg said.
"Sounds cool. See ya." Konata said.
"You too." Reg then enters the Agency.
"Wanna go see Dragonar Academy with me?" Konata asked.
"Do I have to?" Hikage asked.
Reg walks around, until he goes into Raggedy Ann's room, where he finds it abnormal. "Um, hello?"
"Are you Reg?"
"Um, yes." Reg said.
A blob crawls to Reg, to which creeps him out. Then, the blob takes form of Raggedy Ann
"What in the world are you?" Reg asked.
"I'm just your normal cartoon character. Anyways, I have something I wanna give you." Ann said.
"Like what?"
"Well…" Ann searches her closet. "It's in here somewhere. I had it here yesterday. Ah, here it is." She grabs out what appears to be a envelope, and she walks to Reg and gave it to him. "There you go."
Reg looks at the envelope. "Oborozuka?"
"Someone there wants this envelope. I never looked inside to see what it is, but yeah." Ann said.
"Huh. So, do I get to Oborozuka easily enough?" Reg asked.
"You can ask Flandre to drive you there."
"Alright. I will."
"Have fun."
"I'll try." Reg left the room.
"Hopefully this person is happy with what's inside the envelope." Ann goes into cleaning the closet. She turned her mouth into a vacuum cleaner to make things easier for her.
Meanwhile, Reg is about to walk out of the Agency.
"Need to know where Flandre is?" Katy crawls to Reg.
"Maybe." Reg said.
"It might be easier if I told you. She's located in the parking lot of the Agency." Katy said.
"Been there before. Alright. Thank you."
"No problem. I'll let you go." Katy leaves.
"Alright." Reg looks at the envelope. "Time to deliver this to whoever it is."
Oborozuka
Later, we see the big limo being drove by none other than the android maid Flandre, who is driving Reg to this place. They reached to the place.
Reg gets out. "Thank you."
"Ooba, no problem. I'll be waiting here if you need a ride back." Flandre said.
"Thanks. Might need it." Reg goes to find the person. "Now where could I find this person?"
This taken him about hours to search, and...nothing. Then, he comes across two girls.
The first girl has white lavender hair that is in ponytails and blue eyes. She wears a white capelet, pink long-sleeve blouse, white frilly skirt, white thigh-high socks and pink shoes. This is Kanna Kamui, aka Kanna Kobayashi.
The second girl has wavy shoulder-length brown hair and green eyes. She wears a light-green long-sleeve shirt, pale orange skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and green shoes. This is Riko Saikawa.
"Um, hello." Reg came to them.
"Who are you?" Kanna asked.
"My name's Reg. Um, does anyone of you requested this envelope here?" Reg shows them the envelope.
"That would be me." Riko S. grabs the envelope, opens it, and what's inside you might ask? Tickets to a ball game. "Told you we'll have them."
"Wow. It looks good." Kanna said. She doesn't look excited, but she is, without showing it in emotion.
"So, who are you, anyways?" Reg asked.
"I'm Kanna Kamui. But you can call me Kanna Kobayashi. But Kanna will be easier enough for you to say."
"And I'm Riko Saikawa. Just call me Riko."
Reg looks at Riko S. for a minute, then makes a shocked face. "There's another person by that name?!"
Break
Reg is shocked to see another person by the name of his friend, Riko. (Yep, he's shocked all right)
"What's wrong?" Riko S. asked.
"Your name is also Riko?" Reg asked.
"Huh? Well, if there's another person by that name, then I'm not bothered with it. Names can be reused at times." Riko S. said.
"I kind of did not know that until now." Reg thought.
"Wanna come to the ball game with us?" Kanna asked.
"Um, I'll think about it." Reg said.
"Alright. Don't take too long thinking about it." Riko S. said.
"Thanks." Reg leaves the duo.
"Wanna put these somewhere where we won't lose them?" Riko S. asked.
"Sounds like a good idea." Kanna said.
Riko S. nodded.
In an apartment, in the bathroom, we see a woman looking at the mirror.
This woman has bright red hair that is tied in a ponytail with some bangs let down and hazel eyes. She wears a white long-sleeve shirt, black pants and black shoes. This is Kobayashi.
"Looks like I'm ready to go." Kobayashi said.
In the living room, we see a maid folding Kobayashi's clothes.
This maid has long blonde hair with flaming orange tips and red-orange eyes. She wears a white fluffy headband, black maid dress with white puffy short sleeves, white gloves, white stockings and orange shoes. She also has horns on her head and a large green tail. This is Tohru.
Kobayashi came out. "I'll be leaving now. You take care the house, okay?"
"Ookey-dookey." Tohru said.
Kobayashi then leaves the apartment.
Tohru sighed. "What to do today?" She goes to the phone and sees if Riko S. was home.
To tell you what happened before this, Riko S. wanted Kanna to stay a night at her house and was wanting to do stuff the next day. Kobayashi allows it, as long as they don't separate or get into danger. Tohru told Kanna to take care of herself, then she left. Afterwards, Kanna visited Riko S. and gotten into a sleepover for the night.
"Hello?" Kanna's voice said.
"Hi, Kanna." Tohru said.
"Oh, Tohru. How's it going?"
"It's okay. Glad you sounded fine."
"Nothing to worry about. We're going to a ball game tonight."
"A ball game? Why didn't you tell me?!"
"I'm sorry."
Tohru sighed. "You're fine. Just come back home safe when that's done, okay?"
"I will. Promise."
"Alright. I'll see you."
"See you."
Tohru hangs up, then sighed. "A ball game, huh? I wouldn't mind going there myself. But that's tonight." An idea popped up. "I know. Maybe me and Kobayashi would watch the ball game tonight. Oh, that'll be lovely. Kobayashi."
Meta-Verse Department Agency
Meanwhile, Willa Caterpillar was about to reach to the Revengers base, until she hears voices.
"You should consider caring for people, you know?"
"Who cares? I'm a shinigami, and I take people's souls. And I didn't even get one yet!"
"Oh, Risky."
"Who in the world are you two?" Willa asked.
The little caterpillar did saw two girls: An angel and a shinigami, to be exact.
The angel has blue hair and blue eyes and wears glasses. She wears a white long-sleeve dress that reaches past her knees and is barefoot. She also has white angel wings. This is Safety.
The shinigami has black hair and black eyes. She wears a black hat, black short-sleeve dress, black gloves and black boots and carries a white scythe. This is Risky.
"My, my. It's a caterpillar." Safety said.
"Glad you didn't made fun of me." Willa said.
"I would never." Safety said.
"I know of one that did. He first called me a bug before realizing I was a caterpillar. Ha! Right." Willa said.
"Well, isn't that what you are?" Safety asked.
"Well, yes. But-" Willa gets interrupted.
"Bugs. Ridiculous creatures. Who cares? Out of my way." Risky bumps Willa out of her way.
Willa's anger gets boiled. "YOU COME BACK HERE! YOU HEAR ME?!"
"Calm yourself down. Risky is a troublemaker at times." Safety said.
"Well, your troublemaker needs to be put in check." Willa said.
Risky stopped on her tracks when Willa said that. She turned around, then walked to her. "I'm sorry. Did you just said, put in check?"
"Yes. That was what I said." Willa glares at Risky.
Risky gets angry, then calms down. "Jerk." She then left the duo.
"Um, Risky." Safety runs up to Risky. "Are you okay?"
"What does she think she is, a boss? Ha! She isn't the boss of me. She should be bossing someone else. Not me." Risky said.
"You have to be a lot more nicer to people." Safety said.
"I'm a shinigami. I'm not gonna be nice to people." Risky said.
"Yes. But-" Safety said.
"No buts. It is how it is." Risky walks off.
"Well, the only time she was nice was with Moe, because of the Moment of Destiny." Safety thought.
Well, here's how it is. Risky and Safety has there body formed together, so when depressing or hateful things happen, Risky appears. When a good thing happens, Risky transforms to Safety. And that keeps on and on when their respective thing happens. They did got separated in an event known as the Moment of Destiny. But, they got stuck together after that. But, why they're separated now, largely remains unknown.
Risky walks into the Agency, where she sees a girl sorting through the lockers.
This girl has blue hair with a curled ahoge on top of her head and blue eyes. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, light blue skirt, blue thigh-high socks and yellow and black shoes. This is Hansode Shiranui, aka the No Nonsense Shiranui.
"Hmm. Maybe I can do something." Risky smiled, evilly.
Hansode closes one of the lockers, then sighed.
"Hey, you there." Risky said.
"Huh?" Hansode looks around, then looks down, seeing the shinigami. "Wow. Are you Katy-sensei's substitute?"
"Who's that? No. I'm a shinigami. And I'm here to take your soul." Risky said.
"Oh, um. Here's a problem for you. I'm happy as ever!"
Risky falls to the ground in disbelief. She gets up. "Alright, fine then! Have it your way! I'm gonna look for some depressed person!" She flew off.
"Have fun with that." Hansode goes to another locker. "Because I don't know how lucky you might be on that."
Safety flew to Hansode. "Had you seen Risky?"
"Huh?" Hansode turns to see Safety. "Oh, you're her sister, aren't you?"
"Um, no. It's not like that." Safety waves her hands.
"Oh. Alright. She's flying that way." Hansode pointed down the hallway.
"Thank you very much." Safety flew off.
Hansode looks at the hallway that Safety is going to. "I wonder what those two have in common. Oh well, I might find out sooner or later."
Oborozuka
At night, Riko S. and Kanna watches the football game.
"This is so cool." Kanna said in delight. Not in emotion, but her eyes twinkled.
"I know, right?" Riko S. said.
At the back are Kobayashi and Tohru, watching the game.
"This is the opportunity." Tohru said.
"I hate you." Kobayashi said.
Meta-Verse Department Agency
Risky goes into Class D, and is about to grab a page out of a textbook. She snickered. She rolls up the paper, was about to make a run for it, but is cornered by Katy. "Um, hi."
"What were you about to do?" Katy asked.
"Um, you see, this paper needs recycling. Yeah, that's right." Risky said.
"That's my paperwork you got there. It's not trash."
"Who needs it anyways? School's out forever."
"I kind of hated that song."
"By who?"
"By Alice Cooper."
"Oh. I didn't mean to make a pun out of that."
"Yeah, I'm sure you weren't. Give me the paper."
"No way. You're a bug. And bugs don't draw."
"I have to say to you that I am a teacher of this classroom."
"You are? What do you teach, crawly stuff?"
"I taught about the elements of time and space today."
"That's too much for a bug to handle."
"Scuse me, but I have faced multiple things in my life. Okay? Well, not the life before, but now."
"Still, this paper is garbage."
"It's my paperwork. It's not garbage. Now give it back."
"Not a chance."
"Why you little-!" Katy gets angry.
"Don't fight! Please!" Safety flew to them. "Risky, give the cute caterpillar her paper back."
"She's a bug. She doesn't deserve it." Risky said.
"Risky." Safety glares at Risky.
"No." Risky said.
Safety sighed. "I'm not resulting myself to violence."
"I can tell. Cause you're an angel." Katy said.
"Yes. That's part of it." Safety said.
"And angels don't tend to start fights." Katy said.
"No. They don't." Safety said.
"Um, Katy-sensei?"
"Yeah." Katy turns to see a two females coming into the classroom.
The first female has short orange hair tied into two short pigtails and blueish-green eyes. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, blue skirt, white thigh-high socks and brown loafers. This is Yuuki Kataoka.
The second female has waist-length pink hair that is in two pigtails that are tied by red ribbons on her hair and blue eyes. She wears the same uniform as Yuuki. This is Nodoka Haramura.
"Is there a Mahjong piece in here?" Yuuki asked.
"I was gonna ask if it belong to you." Katy crawls to the back of her dollhouse and grabs the Mahjong piece. She brings it to Yuuki.
"Thanks, little fella." Yuuki grabs the Mahjong piece.
"No problem." Katy said.
"And who are those guys?" Nodoka asked.
"I'm Safety. And this is Risky."
"I see. Angel and a shinigami. Heard of them before." Yuuki said.
"I've taught about them once." Katy said.
"What did you taught about us?" Risky asked.
"Honestly, the shinigamis are the Japanese Death Gods, and they take souls of who are depressed and lost in life." Katy explains.
"Sounds like me." Risky said.
"It does. But it doesn't say that they're troublemakers." Katy glares at Risky.
Risky sighed. "Fine. There's your stupid paper." She gives it to Katy.
Safety sighed in relief. "Well that's over."
A portal has been opened, and Riko S., Kanna, Tohru and Kobayashi gotten out of it, then it disappears.
Katy sighed. "Mary."
The four gotten up and looks around the place.
"Weren't we going home?" Riko S. asked.
"Where are we?" Kanna asked.
"Tohru. What did you do?" Kobayashi asked.
"I did not do anything." Tohru said.
"It's Mary." Katy said.
Kobayashi arches an eyebrow. "A talking caterpillar?"
"Whoa." Kanna is in awe.
"Yeah. I am." Katy said.
"And, isn't it the Mary that called me?" Kobayashi asked.
Katy nodded.
Kobayashi sighed. "Son of a bitch."
Later, the nine has gone into the meeting room in the Revengers base. There are the SOS Brigade, the Anglerfish team, Yume, Shihoru, Zerui, Berui, Katyusha, Alice Shimada, the Bermuda trio, Yuki Takeya, Kurumi Ebisuzawa, Yuuri Wakasa, Miki Naoki and some others are there.
Paiman saw the nine coming. "So let me guess. Mary's transporting trick works?"
"What the hell is going on?" Kobayashi asked.
"Moe?" Safety sees Moe Katsuragi in the crowd.
Moe hears Safety, then sees her. "Safety, Risky."
"So those are the ones you're talking about?" Nanachi asked.
Moe nodded.
"I should have known." Nanachi said.
"What is this about?" Marulk asked.
"Well, it seems I have to gather you all now. Because we found a dangerous threat in San Francisco." Mary said.
"San Francisco?" Morgana asked.
"Yeah. As you can see, there is some sort of missile that is gonna launch on the city and blow it sky high. It's a nuclear missile." Mary said.
"Yikes." Miho Nishizumi said.
"What do we do to disarm it?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.
"To disarm the thing? I don't know. But something has to do it." Mary said.
"So, you're saying there's a chance it might go bye-bye?" Suu asked.
"No. I'm saying we have to try to find a way to defuse it, somehow." Mary said.
"Want me to gather some more?" Kiku #8 asked.
"We might need that. Because honestly, this is the big one." Mary said.
"A big mission you mean?" Silvia Maruyama asked.
"Yes." Mary said.
"Doesn't sound too bad." Silvia said.
"Never had one in a while." Ann stretches her arms.
"Prepare yourselves. The Revengers are going to San Francisco." Mary said.
"San Francisco, here we come." Papi said.
"I'm here to babysit every of you, so don't screw up." Ushio said.
"You're taking a serious turn." Yotsuba Koiwai said.
"I am serious." Ushio said.
"That makes it two of us." Laetitia said.
Marulk sighed. "This will hurt."
Stocking gets a call from someone. Her eyes widened. "Panty?"
Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
Well, I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I know, it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end
If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there and holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
These are the characters that appeared in this chapter:
Hikage Miyakawa from The Miyakawa Family's Hunger
Yuzuyu Sakashita from Aishiteruze Baby
Kanna Kamui, Riko Saikawa, Kobayashi and Tohru from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Risky and Safety from Omishi Magical Theater: Risky & Safety
Hansode Shiranui from Medaka Box
Yuuki Kataoka and Nodoka Haramura from Saki
Next time: Revengers' First Objective
And that's a wrap! The Miyakawa Family's Hunger is a spin-off series of Lucky Star, and, given by how the main protagonist of that series, Hikage Miyakawa, looks almost like Konata Izumi, I consider having them have a cousin relationship between each other. So yeah. Next time, the Revengers goes on their first mission when they go to San Francisco to defuse a nuclear missile that'll blow the city sky high.
See you all in the next chapter of Meta-Verse.