AIM Strikes Back

by InspireInspireInspire

Sequel to AIM Conversations. Messed up, random, strange and kind of creepy conversations go on between our beloved bladers as they rejoin AIM with different screen names.Have fun reading their Convers. and beware because side affects may occure!

24. Hiro and the Hooker

Hehehe this one should be good

PLOT: Hiro meets this lady who gives him her aim for an online job applicatoin talk thingy. Well the lady is actually a hooker and stripper and Hiro signed up the wrong job...lol.

Disclaimer: this idea was given to me by my best friend on AIM Bekah...she is not a memeber of and not a fan of beyblade but she helped me out anyway

Enjoy

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HGBlitz84 - Hiro

STFUbaby- interview lady/stripper

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STFUbaby: so Mr. Granger you think you are actually ready for this kind of job?

HGBlitz84: how hard could it be to sell stuff?

STFUbaby: well it depends

STFUBaby: may I ask you a couple of question Mr. Granger?

HGBlitz84: call me Hiro and sure

STFUbaby: okay Hiro

STFUbaby: first question I would like to ask you is what is your height?

HGBlitz84: 5'9

STFUbaby: how bout your weight

HGBlitz84: 154lbs

STFUbaby: very good

STFUbaby: what is your eye color Hiro

HGBlitz84: brown but what does that have to do with a job interview?

STFUbaby: a lot

STFUbaby: lets move on

STFUbaby: have you had any expierance with this type of occupation?

HGBlitz84: well I sold stuff online before

STFUbaby: like what stuff

HGBlitz84: furnature, clothing brands, toys, stuff like that...like on Ebay

STFUbaby: oh really

HGBlitz84: yes

STFUbaby: have you handled selling yourself though?

HGBlitz84: what!

STFUbaby: okay guess not

STFUbaby: Hiro are you a virgin?

HGBlitz84: well no bu-

STFUbaby: that's perfect!

STFUbaby: we really want all our members to meet the sexual need first

HGBlitz84: ...

STFUbaby: so are you gay?

HGBlitz84: NOoooooo

STFUbaby: well do you like to perform

HGBlitz84: no

STFUbaby: hmmm...that might be a problem but I the other guys could probably fix that

HGBlitz84: okay lady what kind of job IS THIS?

STFUbaby: a strip club application

HGBlitz84: WHAT!

STFUbaby: you heard me

HGBlitz84: I though you said this was a bussiness application?

STFUbaby: yea you are also able to become a hooker and SELL yourself

HGBlitz84: OMG!

HGBlitz84: I DON'T WANT THIS JOB

STFUCbaby: okay that's allyou had to say

HGBlitz84: OMG! I NEED TO GO!

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Poor Hiro

Hiro: yea poor me

Me: i love you hiro

Hiro: yea right

R&R

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