Created by me Gemm1mt with some help from my Beta reader Vgn Golley
(Beverly Be the One - English Ver. starts now)
Down below at the ocean, we cue at an underwater cave, where we see the Metropolis Yearbook lying on a pedestal as it opens up and shows a picture of SpongeBob. Zooming into the picture, we see SpongeBob standing on top of a cliff as he looks down at the city of Reef Bottom, and dropped down to his knees as he cried.
Together doesn't matter for how long
Still crying, SpongeBob feels a hand being placed on his shoulder as he looks up and saw Wonder Woman smiling down at him as he smiled slightly and stood up as he dried away his tears.
I'll keep going, wherever these footprints will lead me I believe it's destiny
SpongeBob gave his friend a thankful look, when suddenly, Batgirl appeared via a grappling hook as she landed beside him and they shared a high five as Bumblebee flew in and landed on his shoulder as they smiled at each other.
An endless road, but I know that you're strong and bold
The area around them glowed purple as SpongeBob, and the girls looked up and saw Zatanna flying down as she landed on the ground and shared a loving hug with SpongeBob.
Somewhere out there waiting for me with a smile that shines like gold
We then see Spongebob and the girls flying through space with the help of the Green Lantern as they whooped in excitement, and SpongeBob and Jessica smiled at each other warmly.
There you will
At Metropolis, we see SpongeBob and Kara hanging out in the roof of the Daily Planet as they watched the sunrise together. During the middle of their date, SpongeBob and Kara turned to each other and smiled lovingly as they leaned in for a kiss.
Be The One! Be The One! All right!
I don't wanna give it up, fighting for tomorrow
We then see the team facing off against the Super Villain Girls as Supergirl and Bumblebee flew towards an enraged Giganta, Wonder Woman dodging Catwoman slashes, Green Lantern cutting down Poison Ivy's with a will-powered chainsaw, Batgirl trading blows with Harley Quinn, Zatanna blocking Star Sapphire energy beams with her magic, and finally, SpongeBob faces off against Livewire as she blasted him with thousand volts of electricity.
Be The Light! Be The Light! All right!
SpongeBob smirked as he shape-shifted into multiple forms such as a Shark, a Squid, a Killer Whale before reverting back into his regular form as he inflated his fist and threw a punch.
Love is strong and it'll always find a way
Green Lantern and Garth grunted as they worked together to block a massive blast of energy with their light/water constructs as their teammates cheered for them in the background.
Reaching out your hand, just take it closer to your heart
Never lose the fire, and hold on to what you believe
Traversing across the sea on a will-powered boat, SpongeBob swam beneath the boat as he leaps into the air, and smiled at his friends before diving back into the ocean as they headed straight towards their enemy.
Be The One Be The Light
Message from my heart, I'll send it to you!
SpongeBob and the girls glared at the giant Kraken-like creature in front of them as they stood in fighting stances, and SpongeBob's body glowed brightly as he charged at the creature with the girls following right behind them as they leaped towards the giant monster and a flash of light occurred.
Finally, the total card appeared accompanied by a picture of the girls and SpongeBob having fun with each other in their civilian forms as SpongeBob turns to the readers and winks.
DC Superhero Girls and SpongeBob SquarePants
After school ended, the parents had arrived to pick up their children, but the group decided to tell their parents how they wanted to hang out with their new friends and buy some new clothes. Most of the parents were surprised to find out their kids making new friends so quickly, but were happy nonetheless...in fact, a couple of parents got a little too excited.
"Oooooooh, kiiiiiidsssss!" Jeremiah and Eliza cried out in joy...well, actually, Eliza had tears forming in her eyes while Jeremiah was full-on bawling.
SpongeBob and Kara could only look on in embarrassment as SpongeBob turned to see Jessica talking to a tall dark-haired woman, who was smiling in approval as SpongeBob waved at her with a warm smile. Seeing this, Jessica's mother smiled mischievously as she whispered something into her daughter's ears, which caused Jess to blush heavily as she rapidly shakes her head and waved her hands around as her mother laughed in amusement. Raising an eyebrow, SpongeBob shakes his head as he turned back to the Danvers, who was smiling at him brightly as he sweatdropped.
"Okay, so, yeah, me, Kara, and the group are going to clothe shopping for the new Foreign Exchange Student, and maybe find some for me as well." SpongeBob explained with a nervous grin as they nodded eagerly.
"Of course! Absolutely anything that involves you two hanging out with new friends! Just make sure to have fuuuuuuuuuun~" They both rang out before walking away crying in joy as Kara and SpongeBob just stood there blinking for a bit, before shaking their heads as they turned back to the group with the purple honey leading the way.
"To the mall ladies and gent~" She sang out as the group nodded and moved out. After 20 minutes of walking, the gang had arrived at the mall as Diana and SpongeBob looked around the building in awe, and were even more amazed when the purple-haired girl had dragged them to a large store named, Fashion, which caused SpongeBob to grimace.
"Oh, boy, I just realized I'm going to go clothes shopping with a bunch of girls, this is going to take a while." SpongeBob says with a groan as the purple honey heard him, and winked at him teasingly as SpongeBob raised an eyebrow at her unimpressively, causing her to smirk as they entered the store.
"By the white beard of Zeus! What is this place?" Diana asked in awe as SpongeBob turned to her.
"I think it's some kind of clothing store where people buy clothes to wear." SpongeBob explains as Diana nodded, and yelped as the redhead girl suddenly appears beside her.
"Normal teenage lesson number one never say stuff like, By the white beard of Zeus!" She finished with a deep voice, imitating Diana as she then dragged the Amazon and the Atlantean through the store. "Lesson number two, you gotta look the part. Bright colors, big logos, be bold!" She shouted excitedly while throwing a pink sweater that said…burrito? SpongeBob raised an eyebrow at the sweater as Kara suddenly comes in and handed Diana a stack of leather jackets.
"Leather, lots and lots of leather." She says as Batgirl then pulled Diana and Spongebob back over to her and shoved one of those weird small metal devices into their faces. "Lesson 3, your phone is your life. Pics, emails, texts, shopping, social media, every single bit of knowledge mankind has ever known!" Batgirl yelled as Diana and SpongeBob stared at the phone dizzily as they felt overwhelmed with what she said.
"Uh, no leather." Jessica says as she dragged them over to her, and handed Diana some blouses. "These were made with organic cotton from, Turkey." Jess says cheerfully as they were suddenly turned over to Karen, who showed Diana a big baggy sweater.
"Dress to not draw attention to yourself, but not too much or you risk drawing attention to yourself." The small girl instructed, which caused SpongeBob to raise an eyebrow.
" Contradictory much?" He thought to himself as Diana was carrying a large number of clothes in her hands, and Batgirl suddenly pops in as she pushes the Amazon over to the changing rooms.
"Now, get in there and be normal." She said with a giant smile as she shoves Diana into the changing room stall and closed the curtains.
After a few minutes of waiting, the curtains were pushed back to reveal…and extremely uncomfortable-looking Diana who was wearing something that the entire 1990s threw up. After a couple of seconds of just blinking at each other, Batgirl broke the silence as she smiled.
"I know. Accessorize!" She said while turning around to get some accessories, only for the purple-haired beauty to stick her leg out as she caused Batgirl to trip and fell on the floor.
"Have you finished tormenting this poor girl?" She asked rhetorically while finishing powdering her cheek as she closed her compact mirror, and pulls out her wand. "Then allow me." She then started chanting as purple energy formed around her, and a bright flash of purple light occurred. Once it died down, SpongeBob rubbed his eyes and saw that Diana was wearing a new outfit…and it looked awesome!
"Oh, she's good." Jessica Cruz complimented with an approving smirk, voicing everyone's thoughts as they admired Diana's new look. Diana was now wearing a burgundy sweater with a white shirt underneath it while wearing a blue skirt that leads down to a pair of white knee socks and burgundy dress shoes.
"Ladies and gent, may I present, Diana Prince. Foreign exchange student from Greece. Geek chic." The purple beauty announced proudly
"Lookin nice." SpongeBob says while blushing slightly as he noticed that her new outfit didn't hide her figure at all.
"And these garments give me the appearance of a typical female adolescent?" Diana asked hopefully as everyone eagerly nodded.
"Well, people have their own ways of fashion, but yeah, people do dress like this," SpongeBob said with a smile as Diana smiled back and nodded.
"Good, then it is my turn!" Diana said strongly as everyone stared at her worriedly, but then the purple beauty remembered something as she pulled out her wand again.
"Oh, silly me, I almost forgot to give our favorite little golden boy his own outfit. Stay still sweetie." She says while waving her wand as she recited another chant and suddenly SpongeBob's body was covered in a purple glow as the girls covered their eyes, and the light then died down to reveal his new outfit to the impressed ladies.
"Nice." Jess complimented with a smirk as SpongeBob was now wearing a white hoodie with yellow sleeves, black underarms, a red stripe in the middle of his hoodie, black sweatpants, and black velcro sneakers with red/yellow highlights.
"Ladies, and ladies, may I present...what's your name?" Purple Honey asked as SpongeBob beams.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, at your service." He said cooly as everyone, except for a selected few, raised an eyebrow at his name.
"Oooookay...SpongeBob SquarePants. A transfer student from New York City." The purple-haired girl stated cheerfully as SpongeBob smiled.
"Nice." He says as Diana then stepped up.
"Well, now that me and SpongeBob now have our new clothes, it's time to start my training." Diana says as the next thing they knew, the gang were now on a roof of a random building looking surprised, except for Kara who looked bored and the redhead who was excited, and standing in a single line, while Diana was giving instructions like a drill sergeant.
"If we are to be a team, then I must know your skills and abilities." She instructed, marching back and forth before popping up next to Jess. "You! Name, rank, skills!" Caught completely off guard, Jessica stuttered with her response.
"Uh….hi, I'm Jess, I'm a cadet in something called, The Green Lantern Corps, and…" She paused to take a deep breath. "Oh, boy. Well, see, I was given this Power Ring by these weird aliens. Their sort of like space cops and patrol these different sectors..." When she noticed Diana and some of the others were confused, she decided to just cut to the chase "You know what? The whole thing is really complicated. I can make stuff with this ring." She then demonstrated her powers by creating a glowing green translucent flower pot.
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" SpongeBob whispered in complete awe, which was shared by pretty much everyone watching, especially the redhead as she ran over to Jess excitedly.
"That's so cool!" She gasped with starry-eyed eyes. "Do a pogo stick!" She suggested as Jessica created a pogo stick. "A burrito!" Jess then created a burrito. "A mucho margarita Supremo with the works!" Batgirl shouted as Jess surprisingly manage to create that.
"With this ring of the Gods, you may produce any weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission?" Diana asked/stated while holding Jess's hand in awe as said girl winced.
"Well, in theory, yes, but I don't believe in violence." Jessica stated calmly, but firmly
" Admirable, so how shall you be known?" Diana asked, approving of her new friend's belief as Jess shrugs.
"Green Lantern? Kinda comes with the ring." Jess says as she turned her outfit into a jumpsuit with a green torso, a Green Lantern symbol on her torso, her arms and legs black, and her forearms and forearms were white. Also, her hair gained a green highlight, and she has a Green Lantern symbol tattoed on her face. SpongeBob was once again star-struck by her beauty, which certainly got help by the fact that her uniform clung to her modest chest and her rather large and shapely hips. Realizing he was staring, the embarrassed Atlantean looked away, only to see Kara giving him an unimpressed look as he looks away from her sheepishly.
"Good, and you, batgirl?" Diana questioned, which basically set off a bomb as Batgirl started dumping her with lots and lots of info.
"I can do all sorts of cool stuff! Even though I don't have any aliens rings, and stuff, but I'm really good at figuring things out, and I make the coolest Bat Gadgets like this Bat Barometer, and this glow in the dark Bat Staff, and these Bat Grappling Hooks." Batgirl says while showing off all of her inventions as she took off her civilian outfit to reveal her super suit, which was a...(Fill in please) ."That I was totally this close to using when Batman was fighting professors pig on the roof of this building, but then robin showed up and Batman a had to save him. And you know how that goes, so I never actually got to show him how they work. And I never ever got to meet him, but that's a whole different story, so I…"
"You lack focus." Diana interrupted calmly as Batgirl blinks.
"What?" Batgirl paused as Diana walked over to the purple hottie, who decided to just introduce herself as she pulled out her wand, and her body started glowing. "You can call me, the mysterious, the fabulous, the awe-inspiring…ZATANNA!" Zatanna finished grandly by setting off fireworks with her magic as a purple glow covered her body, and once the light dies down, they saw Zatanna wearing a traditional magician outfit, which of course showed over her curvaceous figure as SpongeBob stared at her a bit with Kara mouthing 'Seriously?' at him in the background as she shakes her head in annoyance.
"Impressive," Diana says with an intrigued raised eyebrow. "Do you have any other skill?" She asked as Zatanna was happy to oblige.
"I can turn a red heart black. Ever seen a jumping jack? Go ahead, check behind your ear." Zatanna says while smiling knowingly as Diana did just that and gasped as there was a card actually behind her ear, and her training instincts didn't catch it!
"What sorcery is this?!" Diana gasped in awe and confusion as SpongeBob looked at Zatanna in awe.
"Whoa! You're a sorcerer?! That is AWESOME! We had sorcerers back where I came from, but I did NOT expect to see one here in the surface word," SpongeBob as the purple hot- AHEM- I mean, Zatanna, then turned to Spongebob with a smile.
"Why, thank you, my golden boy. I'm sure you'll find that ALL my tricks are quite...awesome~," She said with a lovely smile and wink, which caused SpongeBob to blush as Diana regained her composure and looked at smiling Zatanna pulling a rainbow rope out of her hat, much to the amazement of the others.
"I have seen enough. Though you possess great quantities of style, you must learn to channel them into a cause, our cause. And I am afraid this uniform will not suffice. Think of another." She instructed calm but firmly to a disappointed Zatanna, who then turned offended at the jab to her costume.
"Try a cape." Batgirl chimed, which caused Zatanna to become curious.
"And you, young Atlantean, we have seen a glimpse of your power before, but perhaps you can enlighten on us on what else you are capable of?"She calmly asked Spongebob as everyone turned to him curiously or expectantly. SpongeBob sighed in nervousness as he took a deep breath and stepped forwards to introduced himself.
"Hey, everyone, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants…" He took a deep breath to steel his nerves. "Okay, I'm a 16-year-old member of a completely aquatic human subspecies known as Atlantean's, and we…well, MOST of us live in the hidden underwater city of Atlantis. However, a minority of Atlantean's used practiced ancient sorcery to gain genetic characteristics of the various marine and semi-aquatic organisms that live in aquatic ecosystems, and practice various elemental magic. For me, I guess I was something of a fluke." He says with a casual shrug. "Most hybrid Atlanteans have only one hybrid form and are stuck that way, but I can transform into loads of different kinds of marine life forms and a lot of semi-aquatic ones too." SpongeBob finished before blinking in surprise as he noticed that everyone, except for Kara for obvious reasons, staring at him, slack-jawed in either in complete awe or shock.
"That. Is. AWESOME!" Batgirl screamed in complete and utter excitement as she ran in front of SpongeBob while jumping in place "I have heard soooooo many, many, many, many stories about Atlantis, but I didn't know it was actually real! But now I mean, why wouldn't it be real? We have an alien named Superman living in Metropolis, so of course, Atlantis would be real! Can you turn into a great white shark?" She begged with big puppy dog eyes as SpongeBob stood back with wide eyes before agreeing.
"Uh, ok." He says before closing his eyes as his tattoos glowed dimly, and he begins growing in size as his muscle bulge out. Everyone eyes widen as far as humanly possible, except for Kara, as they watched his clothes and armor apparently disappear from his body, leaving him in only in his golden bracers and black pants as he had once again transformed into his 8ft tall great white shark from before, except that his tattoos were now navy blue (Again think of King shark from the Flash).
"Eep!" Karen squeaked in fear as she hid behind Kara while Batgirl just squealed in excitement as she bounced in her steps.
"AWESOME! Now do a red-eared slider turtle!" She beams as SpongeBob blinked and then shifted his body to a smaller form as he transformed into 6'5 tall, greenish/brown red-eared slider turtle that had a scaly beak, broad shoulders, larger muscles with talon webbed hands and feet, and a large brown shell on his back. Also noticeable was the red stripes on the side of his face, which lead to the same tattoos on his body with black and yellow stripes on the outer edges. He was now wearing a pair of black pants with red/yellow stripes, golden armbands, golden shin guards, and a gold diamond shape at the center of his chest.
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?"Zatanna drowned out in shock.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!" Squealed Batgirl even louder "Ooh, ooh, ooh! Do...a...giant pacific octopus!" She begged.
SpongeBob raised a brow as he sighed and, with a shrug, grew 8'3 ft tall, gained red skin, a broader chest, a bulging head with red spikes on it and darker red spots, bulging yellow eyes, a beak which was covered by four Long tentacles, and his tattoos where now golden spots on his tenacles with some on his head. He also gained 4 tentacles which were wrapped around each of his arms, giving the illusion of having muscly arms, and had 3 tentacles wrapped around his legs, giving the illusion of having muscly legs. His only piece of clothing was as a predominantly black shirt with white and gold stripes in the center.
"AMAZING!" Batgirl screamed but then paused. "Wait, Octopuses have 8 tentacles. You have like 18." She says with a raised eyebrow as SpongeBob just shrugged.
"Incredible," Diana whispered in awe as she came up to him to examine his new body. "Never have I imaging that the Atlantean race had so much power and skill to achieve such forms. The ability to tap into the very essence of the ocean sea life is very impressive." Diana says with a smile before realizing something. "Oh, so this must explain your giant yellow hands from earlier." Diana says as SpongeBob nodded.
"Yeah, to a degree." He then shrunk back down to his normal form. "However, that's actually a somewhat normal thing for me to do, even without my regular hybrid powers. See, my normal form is that of a Yellow sea sponge, and honestly, I'm pretty unique compared to any other Atlantean Hybrid. Heck, most yellow sponges hybrids can do what I do, buuuuuut unfortunately for them, I'm four times stronger, faster, and tougher than the average Atlantean hybrid and tens times stronger than yellow sea sponges hybrids...but other than that, I'm just a simple sponge." SpongeBob finished with an innocent smile, only to for his eyes widen as Diana rested her hand on his shoulder.
"You're wrong. With the power you possess, and from something inside I do not yet know, I can tell that you are so much than just a simple sponge. You just have to figure it out." Diana says warmly with a kind, confident smile, which caused Spongebob to blush as she smiled at him. "So, how shall we call you?" She asked, which caused Spongebob to stop and think for a superhero name.
"Well, there was this comic book I used to read as a child, and it was my all-time favorite TV show involving a superhero who protected the aquatic life with all of his heart, so if I'm going to be a superhero, I want to honor his memory by using his name!" SpongeBob said proudly as Diana smirked.
"HUZZAH!" Diana shouted with pride and joy. "And what was this warrior of legend's name?" Diana asked, brimming with excitement as SpongeBob smirked and placed his hands on his hips.
"The one and only…MERMAIDMAN!" Spongebob shouted out with absolute joy and excitement…but, then noticed everyone's expressions of stunned confusion...and yes, that even included Diana and Batgirl. SpongeBob stared at everyone confusedly, until he heard someone snickering as he turned his head to see Kara covering her mouth with her hands, trying in vain to hold her laughter, but failed miserably as she laughed.
"BAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! MERMAIDMAN?! SERIOUSLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! OH, OH, LOOK, OUT! Here comes...MERMAIDMAN! BWWAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" At this point, Kara was rolling around on the ground as she was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe...which was weird since Kryptonians don't need air to survive.
"OH, COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!" SpongeBob shouted, angry and embarrassed as he turned to the others, specifically Diana. "I mean, yeah, it's not the most masculine name ever, but so what? I like the character, and I will honor him by calling myself, Mermaidman!" He stated stubbornly, causing Kara to laugh harder as he glared at her before calming down as Diana placed her hand on his shoulder again, and smiled at him proudly.
"Fear not, young SpongeBob, you should be proud that you are honoring the name of a legendary hero...even if he does not have a masculine name," Diana says before bringing him in for a side hug that almost crushed his ribs. "That showcases that you are both a strong hero and a strong man, as you do what is right, and not what is to be expected of your gender." Diana says as SpongeBob smiled at her gratefully.
"HA! Yeah, you can say that now, but be careful when people start mistaking you for a girl, Mermaidman." Kara snarked with a laugh as she earned unamused looks.
"Well, I wouldn't know from experience, I mean, when was the last time you have been mistaken for a girl?" SpongeBob shot back, which caused everyone to go 'Oooooooh!" as Kara stopped laughing and stood up with a glare. "Yeah. Don't diss someone else's shell if yours ain't pretty either." He finished as Kara grumbled and looked away.
"Enough! Petty and pointless squabbling will not help us achieve our goal!" Diana says to both Kara and SpongeBob with a stern look before moving onwards to the next girl, which was Karen as the small girl was currently applying black duck tape to her bulky cardboard armor. "What can you do?" She asked, catching Karen off guard as she gasped and stuttered.
"I can, um…I'm still sort of working out the kinks…um." Karen then audibly gulped as she pressed a button on one of her gloves, and then she started glowing like SpongeBob...before promptly shrinking down to the size of a bee as everyone was looking down at her in surprise.
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" SpongeBob drones out again as Karen looked at herself, and groans.
"Oh, the wings weren't supposed to buzz like that." She grumbled in annoyance as she flew up and landed on Diana's held out finger. "I'm working on rocket launchers, but they malfunction. The whole things all messed up! I wanted to be big and strong, so people would notice me, but my growth tech backfired, and now I'm even smaller and more invisible than before! I should just go home." Karen said gloomily as Diana shakes her head in disagreement.
"You possess far more strength than you know. You simply lack confidence, little Bumblebee." Diana comforted warmly with SpongeBob nodding in agreement.
"Yeah, besides, if someone tries to punch you, you can just shrink down and punch them in the eye!" SpongeBob added in cheerfully as Diana, and Batgirl smiled and nodded in agreement while Jessica and Karen grimaced.
"Aaaaannyway, I actually prefer to be called The Indestructible Gamma Phase, 1000 K-"
"Bumblebee." Diana and Spongebob restated for simplicity's sake as Karen flew off, and grew back looking disappointed.
"Trust me, it's way better." Batgirl reassured the small girl as Diana then went up to Kara.
"And you, we've seen your incredible strength. Is there anything more you have to offer?" She asked as Kara scoffed.
"Not to you. I'm no hero, Princess. That racket's for Chumps." She stated, which caused SpongeBob to roll his eyes. Undeterred, Diana walked around Kara while inspecting her body.
"You could be the greatest hero the world of man has ever known. You simply lack proper motivation!" Diana says before suddenly grabbing Batgirl as she then through her through the air like a javelin-Wait, WHAT?!
"HOLY SHIT!" SpongeBob screamed at the top of his lungs as Jessica and Karen were too shocked to scold him for his language, alongside Zatanna.
Shaking his head, SpongeBob was about to change into something, but then he heard a ripping sound from behind him as a blue blur shot right past him and the others as they continued looking at the whole event in shock.
"Have you lost our mind?" Jessica demanded at Diana with a horrified/shocked look as Diana ignores her, and continued watching, until she gained an approving smile as the blue blur caught Batgirl, and then flew back up as it revealed that it was Kara, wearing a female version of Superman's suit, who saved Batgirl as the sun shined down on her, and SpongeBob couldn't be helped but to see her as an angel for a few seconds.
"Okay, fine. I am a superhero, all right." Kara says with an exasperation tone as she then scoffed. "So what?"
"Again, again, again, again!" Batgirl said excitedly like a kid in a candy store as Diana pumped her fist in excitement, while Karen and Zatanna hugged each other in celebration.
"Oh, thank goodness," Jessica stated with a sigh of relief as Spongebob nodded before turning to Diana as he glared at her.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" He roared out, startling everyone as the girls turned to him in shock. "EVEN IF YOU KNEW THAT KARA COULD'VE CAUGHT HER, YOU. DO. NOT. THROW. PEOPLE!" An angry SpongeBob empathized by clapping his hands together after each word. "OKAY?!" He questioned Diana, who nodded sheepishly as she then turned to Batgirl.
"SpongeBob was correct, apologies young Batgirl," Diana says sadly while bowing her head apologetically as Batgirl waves it off.
"It's fine...you know, except for the part where I almost splattered against the pavement and died a gruesome death," Batgirl says with a nervous laugh as everyone sweatdropped. After Diana apologized to Batgirl, the gang had then moved on to a large junkyard where everyone once again stood in a single file. However, some were not too thrilled to be in the dump.
"Ugh, I conjured a new outfit to hang out in a junkyard?" Zatanna asked with a disgusted look. Truthfully she did have a new outfit as it consisted of a purple jumpsuit with a white Y shape down the middle, which led to purple leggings and knee high heeled boots. Plus, she had a long flowing purple cape and glowing amethyst hair. Again, both the hair and the suit seriously helped show off her beauty and her figure, which caused Spongebob to very briefly stare at her before looking away as he noticed Kara giving him a 'Really?' look.
"W-well, a junkyard is a safe place to let loose…though I would have suggested going outside of the city." SpongeBob responded reassuringly as Batgirl pops in and shushes them.
"Shh! She knows what she's doing." Batgirl says, causing Zatanna, and SpongeBob to look at each with raised eyebrows, however, they both stood straight up when Diana started giving instructions.
"Soldiers! Our mission is to save the world of man."
"That's right!" cheered Barbara.
"In order to do this… "
"Right, sister!" Batgirl shouted, hyping up the crowd as Diana gave her a look, but didn't say anything as she continued.
"….we must learn to save…"
"Whoo-whoo!" Man, Batgirl was reeeeeally pumped up.
"…man himself," Diana says while gesturing the stacked group of female mannequins that she set up earlier.
"Um, I think those are ladies," Karen pointed out, but Diana ignored her as she picked up a trashcan lid and chucked it a large stack of cars as they begin falling towards the mannequins.
Just as they were about to crush the mannequins, Diana raced into action and after doing a roll, launched up and kicked the first car away and then grabbed the first mannequin as she then grabbed the other and jumped from car to car with lightning speed as the cars piled on against each other and a giant dust cloud appeared. SpongeBob and the girls covered their eyes and waited for the dust cloud to clear up as they then saw Diana standing majestically on top of the cars while carrying the mannequins on her shoulders.
"Awesome yes, but I doubt that actual people would be able to be carried like that easily." SpongeBob thought to himself.
"And now, it is your turn," Diana says firmly to the stunned teens, who look at each other nervously, except for SpongeBob as the young Atlantean took a deep breath and started whistling a tune, drawing confused looks from everyone.
"Uuuuhhh, SpongeBob? Why are you whistling?" Zatanna asked as SpongeBob just shrugged.
"Eh, it helps calm me down, plus, it might help with everyone learning how to focus." He finished sheepishly, which caused everyone to raise an eyebrow, but eventually shrugged at his answer
"Let's see if it works." Diana says as everyone nodded, and unknown to them, SpongeBob may be whistling outwardly, but in his head, he was full-on singing a particular song.
(I Don't Like It, I Love It By Flo Rida both vocal and instrumental starts now, and to make it flow easier, imagine if it was Shameik Moore singing it)
I don't like it, I love it, love it, love it, uh oh
So good it hurts
I don't want it, I gotta, gotta have it, uh oh
When I can find the word I just go
Kara was up first as she was a bit nervous by being surround by all of the mannequins, but steeled herself when she saw Diana kick another pile of cars over to her. But before they could land on the area, Kara shot up and then gave one punch to the tip of the wave and smashed them all to pieces. Once the dust cleared Kara floated down with a smug smirk as she crossed arms and waited to be praised, but then she saw everyone cringing in horror as Diana scowled at her, and pointed down as Kara looked to where she was pointing, and gasped in horror as she saw every single mannequin crushed under the pieces of the falling debris of the cars.
I don't like it, no, I love it
I don't like it, no, I love it
It was now SpongeBob's turn as another stack of cars was placed in front of him, and the young Atlantean took a deep breath as Diana kicked the piles at him and after a quick mental debate. SpongeBob transformed into a giant squid, much to the awe of the others, except for Diana, as SpongeBob grabbed about three cars in each tentacle. Looking around, it looks like he got them all as he sighed in relief and looked at the others, aaaaaand saw them cringing almost as hard as when it was Kara's turn as Diana scowled once again and gestured to down below. Spongebob looked down and gasped in shock as several cars fell between the gaps of his tentacles and crushed several mannequins. SpongeBob then looked to the others, especially Diana, and laughed sheepishly with a sweatdrop as Diana looked back at him, unamused.
(Instrumental version starts )
For Diana's training, we see everyone walking in front of a comic book store with Batgirl pulling Diana by her arm.
"Normal teenager lesson number four. Pop culture" She said joyfully as she led everyone inside and looked around like a kid getting excited to ride a roller coaster as Zatanna groaned in distaste.
"Culture? Is she kidding?" She stated annoyedly as she held up a comic book, but SpongeBob shrugged.
"Hey, don't judge too much. I think comics are awesome, buuuut I'm more of an online comic person." He says but was then caught off guard when he heard Batgirl gasping in horror.
"How could you, SpongeBob?! Shame on you!" Batgirl hissed while pointing at a surprised SpongeBob accusingly, but then noticed that comic that Zatanna was holding as she gasped and snatched it from her hands.
"O.M.G! It's the super-rare Batman giant super-special with limited edition pull-out Batman poster. I would kill for this!" She shouted gleefully, but Diana was horrified by what she says as she grabbed her by her shoulders.
"Have you learned nothing?! We must protect the innocent, not engage in needless slaughter over material goods!" She stated passionately as Jessica came in to clear things up.
"Diana, it's just an expression. A figure of speech. For instance, if you were hungry, you might say, 'I kill for a burrito!'. Go on, you try." She said while gesturing to a burrito cart as Diana took a deep breath and did just that…aaaaaand by that, I mean she ran right up to the burrito cart and yelled at him with a glare.
"I will kill you for a burrito!" Diana roared, scaring the poor man who then ran for his life. "Accept my payment, or die!" Diana screamed while holding a wade of cash in her fist as she chased after him.
"She didn't mean say it like an actually death threat!" Spongebob shouted as he and the others chased after her, which begrudgingly included an excited, smiling Kara, while also noticing that green metal on some people's faces.
All out, turn the beat up
Hey now I'm glad to meet ya
Turn up girl, blow the speaker
Yeah up, think about it now, blow the speaker
I'll speak louder, let's get wild tonite
Billionaire bottles, we just down em like
Ain't no problem, all my roads are right
All right, all right
I don't like it, I love it
I got another comin' in my budget
I got a anaconda in my truck fit
Don't push it, don't push it
'Cause I'ma hit it till I jackpot, that's right
Wax on baby wax off, act right
You can put it on the black card, all night
And I'll spend it, I'll spend it 'cause
I don't like it, I love it, love it, love it, uh oh
So good it hurts
I don't want it, I gotta, gotta have it, uh oh
When I can finds the word I just go
Zatanna was up next as a group of mannequins were put on a conveyor belt and headed straight into a compact that had already crushed several cars. Diana pushed her forwards to which the magician gained a cocky smirk and then formed a bright purple sphere as her eyed glowed purple and a bright light shined throughout the area as everyone looked awestruck, except for Diana, who looked back at the conveyor belt. After doing a few tricks with the ball, Zatanna then turned it into a purple tentacle that then turned off the switch as the conveyor belt was turned off. Zatanna dropped down and started celebrating by making magical purple hands that applauded her as she bowed and blew kisses. Oblivious to how the others were once again cringing in horror as Diana scowled, and Batgirl tapped her shoulder. Bringing her back to reality as Batgirl pointed to the end of the conveyor belt, and gasped in horror as Zatanna saw that the mannequins were long squished into cubes before Zatanna switched the switch.
I don't like it, no, I love it
I don't like it, no, I love it
All night, let me group ya
Dance with me, turn down for who girl
Another runner help us step the moves up
Yeah bet that round
Need a measure or ruler
Celebrate life and I'll pay for it
That Cavalli nice next to my Tom Ford
Yeah party all night, let's all aboard
Let's all aboard, all aboard
I don't like it, I love it
And them other girl they can't touch it
Competition, that's a whole nother subject
I wanna walk it out in public
You a star baby, just know, let's go
To the mansion or the condo, let's go
It was now Bumblebee's turn as she stood shaking in front of an admittedly big bulldog, something SpongeBob noticed both curiously and grimly as it was held back by Kara. Said bulldog was drooling and barking hungrily as Jessica tied a slab of raw steak onto the head of a mannequin, aaaaand looking five seconds away from vomiting. Everyone looked nervous as Diana signaled the exercise to start as Bumblebee shrunk down and readied miniature bazookas as Kara let the dog go and tried to fire her weapons, but they malfunctioned, and she had to briefly fly for her life before making it onto Diana's shoulder as the dog started tearing the meat from the mannequin's head. As Bumblebee fainted as Diana started patting her back with her finger comfortingly.
"Okay, that was probably a little bit extreme." SpongeBob thought to himself while helping the girls catch the dog, who was running off with the mannequin's head.
(Instrumental version starts)
Then for Diana's training
"Normal teenager lesson number 26...uh, what are we doing again?" Batgirl asked genuinely as she was splashing her feet in a foot bath.
"Pampering ourselves. Isn't it relaxing?" Zatanna asked as she was getting the full beauty treatment. Diana, however, was putting up one hell of a fight against the styles and looking the exact opposite of relaxed. Karen and Jessica were getting their nails, while Spongebob and Kara sat down on a couch in the waiting area, looking bored.
"You're hanging out with a group of girls, man, didn't ya think this would come full circle?" SpongeBob asked himself rhetorically as SpongeBob looked to see Kara and Jessica give him teasing looks that basically said the same thing.
"An important part of being a teenage girl, is taking care of yourself," Zatanna stated contently.
"And, in the world of man, the toe-nail is the point of focus?" Diana questioned perplexed.
"No." SpongeBob thought to himself, annoyed.
"Precisely. Isn't this fun?" Zatanna chirped, however, it didn't take long for shit to hit the fan.
"Such enormous calluses. Time for the big guns" A worker grunted while bringing out what essentially looked like a belt sander, which caused Diana to immediately go into warrior mode.
"Weapon!" She shouted while bringing out her lasso as she started chasing after the workers, and all of the other girls, minus Kara, raced after her, and an embarrassed SpongeBob had to look away to avoid seeing Zatanna's panties and turned to Kara as he woke her up.
"KARA! Diana's gone cray-cray, come on!" He shouted, before chasing after them following by an excited Kara. "SERIOUSLY!?" He shouted incredulously while she just shrugged casually. SpongeBob shook his head as he ran after the girls, but once again, he noticed that a lot of people, mostly teenagers, were wearing those masks, and it looked like they were in a daze.
Perfect time gotta let it flow, you know
I'm watching, I'm watching, 'cause
I don't like it, I love it, love it, love it, uh oh
So good it hurts
I don't want it, I gotta, gotta have it, uh oh
When I can find the word I just go
I don't like it, no, I love it
I don't like it, no, I love it
It was now Batgirl's turn as Diana ordered her to save a cat from a tree, buuuuuut Batgirl was too busy watching a butterfly to pay attention to her. After Diana told her to get started, Batgirl snapped out of her trance and sprung into action as she flipped, punched, kicked, and, yes, even tossed a couple of grenades at them. Once every one of them was destroyed, Batgirl then grabbed the cat from the tree and raised it high in the air in victory, but then deflated when she everyone cringing, or face palming in annoyance, such as an annoyed-looking Diana.
"Those weren't bad guys?" Batgirl asked sheepishly.
"Noooooooooo." SpongeBob says slowly with an annoyed look.
Meet me at the studio
Bangarang just like Ruffio
Feel the base, let ya booty go
I wanna get inside it
Run away for a few days
Thinkin' bout love, baby touche
Tied up like a shoe lace
I don't like it, I don't like it
It was now Jessica's turn as she was tasked to battle an excavator operated by Batgirl, which for some reason, roared like a monster as she attacks a group of mannequins. Diana ordered her to fight it, but Jessica refused, causing Diana to throw her hands up in frustration as she gestures to continue anyway, and Jessica made a safe-like construct as she encased the mannequins and launched them far away. Jess smiled cockily, but then Diana gestured to Kara, who got chomped by the excavator as SpongeBob looked at Batgirl in shock, who just shrugged sheepishly as everyone else tried to help Kara just shoved the metal off of her.
I don't like it
(Instrumental version starts)
Diana's final lesson was…romance? Everyone was currently in a movie theater watching a 'movie' which Spongebob thought looked like a shitty ass ripoff of Twilight. Hell Kara was actually sleeping, yet everyone else was completely in awe by it somehow, even Batgirl. Diana however was just plain confused by the whole thing.
"What is happening?" Diana asked.
"Aiden just realized he can't live without Caitlyn, but Alexandra is telling him that Caitlyn won't text until tomorrow, because that's exactly what Michael didn't do to her when they broke up. And isn't it all just so sad and beautiful?" Karen rattled off, passionately
"Nooooooooo," SpongeBob drawled out with a deadpan glare from his seat next to Zatanna. "This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen." He finished, uncaring of the annoyed looks he got.
"Teenage males are very confusing." Diana says confusedly.
"Tell me about it." All of the girls, minus Kara, in unison.
"Dudes, what the hell? I'm literally like right here." SpongeBob grunted out in annoyance as he received cool shrugs in response, especially Karen, though Zatanna's had a small teasing smirk.
I don't like it, no, I love it
I don't like it, no, I love it
I don't like it, no I love it, I love it
I don't like it, no, I love it, I love it
However, when we got to the inevitable kissing scene, Diana went into attack mode as she took out her sword.
"Beware, Caitlyn! Aidan attacks!" She roared while charging at the screen as the others gasped in shock.
"No, Diana! He's just going to…" Karen shouted just as Diana sliced the screen apart. "Kiss her." She finished resigned.
"WHOOOOOOOOOO!" SpongeBob cheered. "FINALLY SOMETHING AWESOME HAPPENED!" He shouted as he got incredulous from everyone. But then he noticed that the security guard was coming and panicked. "On second thought, maybe we should go," SpongeBob says as the girls nodded, and everyone ran out of the theater, but SpongeBob had to come back and grab a slashing Diana as they followed after the girls outside.
"She is just not getting it, you guys." Kara grumpily as everyone nodded, having doubts that Diana could ever act normal. SpongeBob would have argued with her, but he once again noticed a bunch of teens wearing those weird metal things on their faces and standing around dazedly as eyed them weirdly, but didn't have time to speak up about it as Batgirl popped up.
"No! I am not giving up on this team. There's got to be someplace to help loosen up an uptight warrior princess." She says while looking around as Karen suddenly gasped, getting an idea as she turned to her friends.
"Oh, I know. The pier, cmon guys." Karen chirped as the other followed, which included SpongeBob, who was still glancing around nervously. Everyone followed the smaller girl until they arrived at a large pier, which held a carnival filled with arcades, carnival games, food courts, a Ferris wheel, and roller coasters.
"Damn, this must be one strong ass pier," SpongeBob thought to himself with a surprised look while everyone else looked around in awe as Batgirl beams and grabbed their arms as she drags them towards the carnival to play different games, then we went to the food court where Diana tried eating a pizza for the first time but was getting tangled in all of the cheese as everyone laughed.
"What's the secret ingredient of the pizza? Silly putty?" SpongeBob wondered with a laugh as the girls giggled at his silly joke.
Later on, SpongeBob and girls began riding the merry go round and goofing off on them. Honestly, the ride reminded SpongeBob of the times he rode Rainbow across the Great Barrier Reef, and SpongeBob teared up at the memories as Batgirl noticed his crying, and he smiled at her weakly as she smiled back hesitantly. Once they all got off, the gang decided to ride a roller coaster with SpongeBob and Diana at the very front as the two braced themselves and screamed as they rocketed around. Once they were done with that, they saw a semi muscular girl wearing black and red punk rock clothes with turquoise hair and pink highlights playing a guitar which caused Batgirl Spongebob and Diana to dance to the music as the Atlantean turned to the girl with a smile.
"Nice tunes." SpongeBob complimented as the girl responded with a wink and a smile. Afterward, Batgirl dragged Diana to a photo booth and started taking a photo of her before adding in Karen as Batgirl then pulled in Zatanna and Jessica who brought a smiling SpongeBob with them as Kara, who smashed her head through the wall, appeared above them, alarming SpongeBob who then just shrugged and smiled as they continued taking pictures.
However, unknown to the heroes or anyone else for that matter, at the top of Lex Tower, someone was typing on a set of keyboards with long dark gloves as after seeing the bar finished loading, the mysterious person hit the send button. Miles away across town at a Lex Corp warehouse, several robots have started to activate as they rushed out of the warehouse, and began wrecking comic book stores, spas, movie theaters, etc.
Bach to the group, we see the young teenagers leaving the metropolis pier while talking about how much of a great time they had as Diana was carrying a large blue teddy bear that she won in one of the carnival games. In the middle of their talk, Zatanna suddenly gasped as she stopped walking and turned to her friends with a grin.
"Ladies and gent, after a night like tonight, there's only one thing that can cement this friendship...FROSTING!" Zatanna shouted ecstatically while pointing at a large pink tuned building with a sign that said-
"SWEET JUSTICE!" Kara, Zatanna, Karen, and Jessica cheered as they ran inside the building leaving behind a confused Batgirl, Diana, and SpongeBob.
"You guys do NOT wanna miss this." Kara says while grabbing Diana and Batgirl's wrists as she pulled them inside, causing Diana to drop her stuffed bear as SpongeBob caught it. "You, too, SpongeBoy." Kara called out from inside as SpongeBob shrugs and went inside as he gasped in awe at what he sees. Standing before him was every child's dream ever come true! The whole building was filled with all kinds of sweets that just being around them makes your teeth rot!
"I-It's just like a miniature goofy goober's!" SpongeBob yelled mentally while lost in his nostalgia as he heard someone cough, and he snapped out of his trance as he saw the girls waiting for him, and the young Atlantean walked over to them.
"How did I not know about this?!" Batgirl asked herself with wide eyes while pressing her face against the glass as a tall, skinny, blonde-haired boy in a pink shirt, pink hat and a pink apron appeared in front of her with a big smile on his face.
"Hey, guys. So, what're the haps? What's popping? What's the latest? Can I get you something sweet? Sure hope so, cause that's what we have. It's sort of our specialty." He rattled off with the speed of a hummingbird.
"Hi, Barry." Zatanna, Jessica, Kara, and Karen greeted with big smiles.
"So, what will it be? The usual? The usual? The usual? The usual? The usua-" Barry started at light speed before skidding to a stop in front of Batgirl, Diana, and SpongeBob, who blinked at the guy before Zatanna shoved them aside and ordered for them.
"Babs will have the candy cake triple ripple tower with rainbow sprinkles, Diana will have the death by chocolate." On cue, Diana brought out a war mace, which shocked SpongeBob, but Zatanna didn't even open her eyes as she casually pushed it away with her finger. "Figure of speech, Diana. And Spongebob will have the golden vanilla extreme with mint sprinkles." She finished with a smile as in less than five seconds, Barry created ALL of that and held it out to them with both of his hands and his usual bright smile.
"Here you go," Barry said, handing them the ice cream as SpongeBob rubbed his eyes to make sure what he saw was real that real while Barry turned to him, and Diana as he smiled again. "Oh, hey, nice to meet you, Diana and SpongeBob. Awesome names, by the way." He says nicely as Diana, however, put her fists to her hips and scoffed.
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I shall await your text message in three day's time." She stated while walking away from him as a blushing SpongeBob followed her.
"Not if he is a random stranger, you don't," He clarified to Diana, who raised a confused eyebrow at him. At their table, everyone was currently enjoying their ice cream with SpongeBob thinking that his ice cream was very good, almost as good as the ice cream that Goofy Goober makes back at his former home. But his fellow newcomer didn't exactly know what she was looking at as she poked at her sundae with her fork curiously, and Jessica noticed this as she decided to help her out.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" She encouraged with a smile as Diana took her advice, and slowly took a spoonful of ice cream as she tased it with her tongue...then suddenly it was like a nuke of flavor and sugar had detonated in her entire body mind and soul as Diana slammed her face onto her ice cream and started guzzling it down like a hungry crocodile.
"Never have I tasted such wonderment!" Diana says while finishing eating her sundae as she looked around wildly. "More! I must have more of this magical concoction!" Diana shouted as she spotted Karen drinking her strawberry milkshake. "DO YOU INTED TO EAT THAT?!" Diana roared out like a hungry lion while slamming her hand on the table as Karen squeaked in fear, and didn't even get a chance to say anything as Diana immediately grabbed her strawberry milkshake and guzzled it down.
Seeing that this is not going to end there, Jessica immediately slid her dessert over to Diana, who devoured it as she then grabbed the others ice cream and devoured them all. After demolishing SpongeBob's ice cream, Diana briefly looked up…only to then face plant into her bowl as SpongeBob briefly remembered doing the same thing whenever he passes out drunk from a Goofy Goober Sugar High...SpongeBob had to bite back a bitter snort before the others noticed, though.
"Diana..." A worried Karen says as she leans over to Diana, and yelped as Diana suddenly shot up, awake and sober as SpongeBob raised an eyebrow in amusement.
"Huh, better recovery time than me." SpongeBob quipped in his head as Diana smiled at all of her friends.
"BROTHER AND SISTERS! This food is more delectable than ambrosia, this place more perfect than Elysium, I declare that we must celebrate our every future victory here and thus!" Diana proclaimed proudly while slamming her palms onto the table.
"Sweet justice for the win!" Batgirl cheered while pumping her fists into the air as Diana grinned.
"I do not know what that means!" Diana cheered, not knowing what she meant, but was happy nonetheless as the others smiled and were about to continue eating, but then-
"Hey, what are you doing here?! We turned down your offer, so get out of here, please!" Was the fearful response of one of the restaurant owners who was a large white man with a beard, glasses, and wears a pink apron.
"We said we wouldn't sell. Barry, go get our lawyer." States the co-owner, who was a black woman with dark purple hair as she was wearing a dark pink apron. Concerned, Jessica and SpongeBob peeked over to see what was wrong.
"Lawyer? Why do they need a lawyer?" Jess asked, confused as everyone shrugged, but then sat up as they heard a scream, and they immediately went to check it out as they saw an army of dark green robots rolling into the restaurant and stopped in front of a frightened crowd.
"Attention citizens this business or dwelling has been categorized for immediate destruction." They all drowned out robotically, much to the horror of everyone inside. "By order of the city of Metropolis, you must make vacate the premises before structure removal begins. You have 30 seconds to comply. " On cue, everyone ran for their lives as fast as possible, except for the superhero teens who looked at each other doubtfully.
"What do we do?" Kara questioned, genuinely uncertain about what to do.
"What can we do? They're city robots!" Zatanna says nervously.
"Even so, I seriously doubt that city would just send demolition bots out to destroy a restaurant with the owner's permission," SpongeBob noted, feeling that something wrong with this situation.
"You have 15 seconds to comply." The led drone droned on ominously.
"Please, kids, let's go! Nothing we say is gonna stop 'em!" The woman owner stated as she and her co-owner were hiding behind the kids fearfully.
Jessica, however, shared SpongeBob's notion. "But the city can't tear this place down without the owner's permissions, this doesn't make sense!"
"You have ten seconds to comply." The robot says as a timer appeared on its screen, and the timer began counting down.
"Is this a law? Should we obey it or should we fight?" Diana questioned uncertainly.
"I don't know!" SpongeBob screamed on edge as he didn't know whether to do nothing or fight.
"Girls! Young man! Please, this isn't worth getting hurt over!" The owners of Sweet Justice yelled in concern as they didn't want to see a couple of kids getting hurt because of them.
"Let's get out of here! We're not ready for a fight!" A frightened Karen screamed.
"...two...one. This completes your warning. Demolition will now begin."
"Awww, shit." SpongeBob grimaced, voicing everyone's thought as the robot then grew upwards and brought an assortment of lethal weapons, including buzz saws, a drill, and even a freaking sword!
"WHAT THE FU- WHO MADE THESE THINGS!?" SpongeBob asked in shock as the robots rolled in and started destroying tearing the place apart, much to everyone's surprise/horror as one bot with spiked treads was tearing the floor and was getting dangerously close to a teen, who was wearing those weird googles from earlier and had dazed look on his face.
"Johnny! Look out!" A blond male teen shouted to his distracted friend as Diana noticed this and gasped as she narrowed her eyes and leaped over to the robot as she then delivered a double kick that sends the robot flying way. The robot crashed against a wall, destroying it as a smoke cloud appeared, and SpongeBob and the girls were surprised to see Diana coming out of the smoke while wearing her Amazonian armor as she gave her team a determined, stern look.
"It matters not if these villains are protected by man's law! Our mission is to protect the innocent, and that is what we must do! Come, sisters, and Atlantean warrior! This is our time!" Wonder Woman declared firmly to the awestruck teens as the Amazon suddenly hears a scream and noticed the fearful owners cowering against an approaching robot, who was about to slash them, but then Kara appeared while wearing her superhero suit as she lifted the robot in the air, and winks at the surprised owners as she threw the automaton villain away.
"Your right! This is our time!" Supergirl declared fiercely as more robots approached them, but one of them was tied up by a green lasso while the other was shrunken down by a magic spell as the girls turned around and saw the other members of their team in full costume as they grinned at them.
"Yeah!" SpongeBob and the girls shouted, pumped as Wonder Woman smiled warmly and then shifted into her hero mode as she lifted her sword in the air.
"Huzzah! Let us earn more chocolate!" Wonder Woman declared while not noticing a robot sneaking up on her as he was about to blast her, but was then grabbed by two large gray clawed hands as Diana looked behind her and was surprised to see a shark version of SpongeBob glaring down at the scared robot as he bits off its head, spraying oil all over his face and teeth as he grinned maliciously.
"Before we get Dessert, let's have dinner first." SpongeBob snarled as a robot tried to slice him in half with his chainsaw, but failed as his weapon broke upon impact with his fin as an angry SpongeBob grabbed him and lifted the robot over his head as he then ripped it in half as oil spilled all around him. "CAUSE IM HUNGRY FOR ROBOTS!" SpongeBob roared ferociously as Diana and Kara shared bloodthirsty smiles with him, and everyone charged into battle!
Batgirl swung around the building as she kicked a few bots away while Supergirl was smashing them to pieces left and right, and Bumblebee...well...she tried to punch a robot but failed as she was too small to inflict any damage. Anyway, with SpongeBob, we see the young Atlantean entering into a full-on feeding frenzy as he was clawing, smashing, chomping, and stomping robots left and right as he even used some robots to clobber other robots.
"Thank you, thank you!" Zatanna says after shrinking down more robots as she then created a few purple hands, who applauded for her as she bowed and kissed at an imaginary crowd. "Nobody gets past the great Zatanna!" Zatanna cheered as a robot rolled past her and advanced towards two teens with goggles, but was thankfully taken out by SpongeBob as he turned towards Zatanna and gave her a deadpanned look as Zatanna gave him a sheepish smile.
"Ugh!" Wonder Woman grunted while lassoing a robot as she looked behind her and gasped as she saw another robot closing in on the distracted teens. "Great Hera! Why do they not run?! Supergirl you must-"
"I got it!" Supergirl screamed, interrupting her as she blurred past a shocked Diana.
"No, wait!" Diana screamed, trying to warn her, but it was too late as Supergirl grabbed the robots by their buzz saw arms and swung them around.
"I said, I got it!" Supergirl yelled, annoyed with Diana as Kara accidentally snapped the robot's arms off, and it went flying towards the dazed teens. "Oops," Kara says with a wince as Jessica, who was currently trapping five robots in a cage construct, saw this and formed a trampoline construct to send the robots flying back into a wall, which cracked upon impact as it caused a small part of the ceiling to fall on top of her. Green Lantern reacted quickly as she created a net to catch the rubble, but then she noticed that the five robots she caught earlier were freed as they rolled away.
"Bumblebee! Try short-circuiting them!" Green Lantern instructed a scared Bumblebee, who looked up at the looming robots as she saw them popping out their weapons, and she whimpered in fear.
"It's too scary. I don't want to. I can't." Bumblebee stated fearfully before flying away past Batgirl, who was uselessly pounding her fists on one of the robots as she saw a group of robots rolling towards some more dazed teens and readied some batarangs. But then a pebble fell on her head as she yelped in pain and threw her batarangs in the opposite direction, leading Spongebob to rush over to the robots and plow them over like bowling pins as he looked back at the hurt Batgirl with a disbelief look.
"Seriously?!" SpongeBob thought to himself incredulously, which was shared by Wonder Woman, who was still hogtying the robot.
"Focus Bat-Oh, Hades! I shall do it myself!" An annoyed Wonder Woman says as she spans the robot around, and bashed it against the robots as she ripped out his saw blade and threw it at more robots as she managed to rip them in half. Dusting her arms off, Wonder Woman was about to deal with the rest of the robots but was distracted by a skipping Zatanna as the young magician was casting spells left and right.
"Take this, hideous beasts!" Zatanna shouted while firing rapid spells at several robots before firing one at Diana, who jumped out of the way as it hits a startled SpongeBob and sends him flying away. "I didn't mean you!" Zatanna says while blanching as she watched SpongeBob slamming against Supergirl, and they crashed against a wall as the building started shaking.
"Everyone out! It's coming down!" Green Lantern shouted before making a construct to roll the dazed teens out of the destabilized building as everyone else ran out, SpongeBob, however, had a different plan as he started changing into a gigantic octopus.
"No! I can try and hold this up!" SpongeBob shouted while trying to hold the building together as a worried Green Lantern flew over to him.
"There's no time!" Jess shouted while grabbing SpongeBob with a rope construct as she dragged him out of the building. When the dust cleared up, the group stared at the destroyed building in shock and horror as there was nothing left but pieces of rubble and wood! SpongeBob and the girls didn't even flinch when the Metropolis Robots rolled past them casually, and one of them turned to the numb teens.
"Thank you for your cooperation. You will receive a bill for any damage to city property. Have a nice day." The robot droned as SpongeBob's eye twitched in anger and lost it as he transformed into his shark mode and slash the robot in half before proceeding to do the same with the other robots as he roared in anger.
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" SpongeBob roared out in fury as he smashed all of the robots into pieces and splattered oil on his face, but SpongeBob didn't mind as he took a deep breath and roared. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" SpongeBob screamed into the heavens, shocking the girls by his sudden rage as the Atlantean began to calm down and slowly changed back to normal as he kneels on the floor and covered his face with his hands as he groans. Jessica looked at him with concern as well as the other girls, but Diana was distracted with something else as she turned to Kara and slapped her.
"Insubordination! Why did you not await my orders? You are reckless!" Wonderwoman chastised Supergirl, who was not in the mood to be scolded as she glared at the Amazonian.
"Well, excuse me, princess, in case you didn't notice, I was the only one in there actually fighting!" Supergirl shouted while crossing her arms as SpongeBob heard her and grew angry as he stood up with a glare.
"Are you fucking serious?! I was spending every fucking second of my time in there tearing those robotic bitches apart!" He screamed while gesturing at the robots that he destroyed a few seconds ago as Kara turned to him with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, if that's the case, then how come this building isn't standing, tough guy?" Kara asked with an unimpressed glare as SpongeBob gritted his teeth in irritation and was about to retort, but was interrupted by an excited Karen.
"Err, I was fighting," Bumblebee stated while raising her hand with a proud smile, but Zatanna quickly shot her down.
"You were cringing." She corrected unimpressed, causing the smaller teen to shrink back as Kara ignored that and began getting on the rest of the team's cases.
"If you wanna yell at someone, yell at them!" Supergirl yelled while pointing at a surprised Green Lantern and SpongeBob as she glared at them. "One flick of that ring and Jess could've taken them all down! And if SpongeWeeb over there turned into a whale or some shit, he could've thrashed them all with ease!"
"Mothafuca-Don't you think I tried?! I tried to hold the place up, and if I went to Whale Mode, I would've brought the whole place down!" Spongebob argued with a glare as Green Lantern glared at Supergirl with her arms crossed.
"Oh, like Zatanna took you, SpongeBob, and Wonder Woman out? Or was her showboating a better strategy?" Jessica says sarcastically, much to Zatanna's irritation as she narrowed her eyes at the space hero.
"At least my magic blast did more than some silly magic rope," Zatanna says sassily as Diana glared at her. At that point, SpongeBob and the girls began arguing with each other about who screwed up more, but in the middle of the fight, we see Batgirl searching through the rubble of the building as she found a strange metal disk with a green symbol on it. Curious, Batgirl turned it sideways and saw the initials LX on it. Batgirl gasped as she remembered that the robots and the teens with goggles had the same logo, which was coincidentally the logo for Lexcorp, run by Lex Luthor himself!
"You guys! You guys!" Batgirl shouted, gaining her teammate's attention as they turned to her and saw her grinning from ear to ear. "It's okay, it's okay! We can fix this! A city would never demolish a private business, and demolition robots would never endanger the public because they were rigged by Lex Luthor!" She explained proudly while holding up the lex logo as the team gave her blank looks, except for SpongeBob and Diana.
"...Who?" SpongeBob asked with a raised eyebrow as Wonder Woman was as equally as confused.
"Lex Luthor?" Green Lantern asked, deadpan as Batgirl nodded eagerly.
"Uh-huh,"
"The wealthiest and most powerful man in all of Metropolis?" Zatanna questioned with an 'Are you serious, girl?' tone.
"Uh-huh,"
"Oh, jeez, focus Batgirl! What could Lex Luthor possibly have against cupcakes?!" Supergirl asked in annoyance.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, everyone!" SpongeBob chimed in, getting everyone's attention as the Atlantean turned to Batgirl with a serious look on his face. "Batgirl, what evidence do you even have against this Lex dude?"
"Simple really, everything so far has Lex Luthor's company logo on it from the robots to those zombified teens," Batgirl beamed proudly, but SpongeBob and the others weren't convinced by what she says.
"Okay yeah, those are some very good points, but like again, why would lex Luther want to brainwash teens?" Kara questioned.
"Uh…I-I don't know," Batgirl says as she shrunk back a bit.
"Well, do you know who could have sent Lexbots to trash a cupcake bakery?" Zatanna cut in, annoyed as Batgirl shrank back even more.
"Uuuuuuh…no."
"Exactly, so we're all now exactly back to square one of this whole FUCKING mess!" Supergirl shouted angrily.
"Well, at least it's something," SpongeBob says with an annoyed frown as Kara gave him a blank look.
"Oooooooh, your right, it's something." Supergirl drawled out sarcastically as SpongeBob gritted his teeth at her angrily, before he noticed that, she and everyone else started to look saddened by these turn of events, which caused him to shrink back as well as he looks down solemnly. Their first fight as a team didn't exactly plan out like they wanted to, and now because of their screw-up, Sweet Justice was destroyed. In short, they goofed up.
"Face it," Bumblebee says while taking off all of her armor as she puts it in her duffel bag and sighed melancholy. "We were never meant to be heroes...especially me," Karen says bitterly, disappointed in herself as she shuffled off.
"Bumblebee, wait!" Batgirl shouted, trying to stop her, but it was too late as she disappeared into the night.
"Well, I for one concur with Karen," Zatanna says with a frown as she changed back into her civilian form with a flash of purple light. "I never wanted to do this in the first place," Zee says with a scoff before marching off in annoyance, right passed a depressed and disappointed looking Green Lantern.
"Ugh! I knew this ring would bring nothing, but violence and destruction!" Green Lantern says in frustration and sadness before taking off her Green Lantern Ring in disgust, automatically transforming back to normal as she turned around to walk away, but was stopped by SpongeBob as he placed his hand on her shoulder.
"You don't know that. You could do so many amazing things with it to help people, you just have to try," SpongeBob says as Jess rolled her eyes and brushed off his hand in annoyance.
"I DID try SpongeBob, and now Look, LOOK, at what happened!" Jess shouted angrily while gesturing towards the destroyed building. "How many more buildings are gonna be destroyed before we get it right, huh? Huh!?" Jess asked while getting into his face as a tired/ annoyed SpongeBob sighed as he turned around and crossed his arms.
"Fine, if you want to go and give up on being a superhero before you even try to use your powers to help people, then just go." SpongeBob half-whispered as Jessica's glare softened, and she closed her eyes as she took a deep breath and walked away. Batgirl could only look on in despair as Jessica walked away, followed by a disappointed Kara.
"Like I said, trying to be a hero is for chumps," Kara grumbles before looking towards a disappointed and sad SpongeBob. "See you at home, SpongeBob," Kara says weakly before walking away as SpongeBob and Barbara bowed their heads in sadness, but then shot up as fog began to pour in, and Wonder Woman flinched as SpongeBob noticed this and frowned worriedly.
"Wonder Woman, what's wrong?" SpongeBob asked as Diana sighed tiredly and pointed at the fog.
"Barbara Gordon, SpongeBob SquarePants, meet...my mother." Wonder Woman stated breathlessly before turning her back to the approaching shadows in sadness. Out of the shadows stomped a golden blonde-haired woman, who was taller and more muscular than Diana as she wore golden armor, a golden fur cape, and a golden-crowned.
"What the heck?" SpongeBob asked in shock at the sight of the intimidating-looking woman as the mist cleared up to show an entire army of armored women just as big as she was.
"Dude, you're mom looks like a final boss," Batgirl squeaked out in awe and fear.
"Damn, I knew Diana was an Amazon, but I didn't know she meant in more ways than one way. These chicks are like 7ft tall!" SpongeBob thought with his eyes bugging out in shock.
"Disguising yourself as a warrior, entering the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite against the wishes of your Queen, leaving Themyscyra without my permission." The Queen listed off angrily as Diana sulked more and more as the list grew.
"Wait, you snuck out?" Batgirl asked in shock, which was shared by SpongeBob. "But, I thought it was your destiny to save the world of man?" Batgirl questioned as the Queen scoffed.
"This insolent child has no such destiny. She has brought shame upon her people. Come, Diana, it is time to return home and accept your punishment." She declared stoically before grabbing her daughter by her ear as she begins dragging off.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Wonder Woman squeaked in pain as her mother gave her a stern look.
"You are in for the grounding of your immortal life, young lady!" She says firmly as she was about to walk off with her troops, but was stopped by SpongeBob as he ran right up to them.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoooooa, there big girl! Just wait a damn second!" SpongeBob shouted, trying to get their attention only to be cut off by a wall of muscle as the guards toward over him, glaring into his soul as he gulped nervously and the Queen raised an eyebrow at him as she walks towards him stoically and the warriors cleared a path for her as she glared at him.
"What do you want…man?" She questioned with a sneer as she got a good look at him along with the other Amazons as SpongeBob raised an eyebrow at her.
"First of all, I am not just a man, I am an Atlantean," SpongeBob says, shocking the Amazons as they stared at him in bewilderment.
"An Atlantean? What are you doing on the surface world? You're kind hasn't left your home for thousands of years." The Queen questioned skeptically as Spongebob flinched and looked away, which caused the Queen to get even more suspicious as SpongeBob coughed awkwardly.
"I-It's a long story, but the main thing is, yes, apparently your daughter did sneak out, but it was for the right reasons."
"The right reason? What reason could there be to have her leave her own home and come to this man infested wasteland!" She snarled as he flinched.
"W-Well, she said she came here to help people, and that sounds like a pretty good reason, right?" Spongebob asked nervously, causing Hippolyta to stare at him with stoic eyes.
"Atlantean?" She started calmly.
"Yes?" SpongeBob responded, hopefully.
"How old are you?" She asked again, all too calmly.
"Uhhhh, 16?" SpongeBob responded, unsure where this was going.
"I am 3,000 years old, are you a warrior?" She questioned with a rhetoric tone as she looked him over and sneered at his average build.
"No?" He responded despondently.
"Are you a ruler?" She questioned, raising her voice.
"No, but-"
"Are you the ruler of an entire kingdom, or know anything about honor, or bringing safety to their kingdom? Are you a parent?" She ranted with a glare as she towered over him, and he shrunk back in fear.
"Well-"
"THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She roared at him, causing him to shrink back as she turned her back to him, her cape smacking him in the face as she and dragged her daughter off. Diana glanced back at him with sorrowful apologetic, eyes which he returned before his view was cut off by the other glaring Amazons as they marched off behind their Queen.
After that, SpongeBob could only look on in shock at the disappearing form of Hippolyta before he looked down as his fists shook in anger, and he struggled to control his breathing as he growled. "That...that...that BITCH!" SpongeBob hissed in his mind angrily, but then he calmed down as he heard sniffling behind him and turned around to see a sad-looking Batgirl, who was currently looking like she was about to cry.
Gaining a sympathetic look, SpongeBob walked over to Batgirl and hugged her, shocking her before she broke down in his arms and started softly crying with Spongebob struggling to hold back his own tears as he was still sad/frustrated after everything that had just happened. Their first mission went horribly, the store owners building got destroyed, and they lost their jobs, and his teammates were all gone. SpongeBob had hoped that things would start to get better on the surface world, but so far, it hasn't been going so great. Honestly, he didn't know what to do right now but didn't have much time to think about it as he felt Batgirl's shirt rumble and her phone started to ring as Batgirl pulled out her phone and sighed as she realized who was calling her and took off her mask as she answered the call.
"Dad, could you please pick me and a friend up?" She whispered tearfully as SpongeBob patted her back in the background sympathetically.
To Be Continued.
Also the lyrics I found for Under the sea was from a Disney wiki.
And the lyrics I got for the Goofy Goober song was from the Spongebob wiki.
And this is the site where I got the lyrics for this songs chapter from,
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