Title: Moments; Chapter 2
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: "Oh crap! It's the Chuunin Preliminaries all over again..."
Disclaimer: Not yet...
Beta: Ariii.chan
C h a p t e r 2: Disgusting!
Yosh! Sasuke and I are going to watch a horror movie tonight. Of course my brilliant mind came up with the idea.
We're gonna sit on the couch and share a bowl of popcorn. I'll put on my best 'uke' face and pretend I'm scared and Sasuke will let me sit on his lap. We'll then proceed to cuddle under a cozy blanket, and the innocent cuddling will turn into a very heated make-out session...and then hot, raunchy sex!
People don't realize what a genius I really am, y'know?
I guess it's the only way I can apologize to Sasuke for leaving him with that painful hard-on the other day. I mean, I would have taken care of it for him but - damnit - he did take forever in the bathroom and he then tried to seduce me while I was eating my ramen.
And even though it is entirely his fault, I still feel sorta, kinda, a little bit—guilty.
So I'll make it up to him!
-Time Skip (Later that Night)-
Oh shit! This is one of the most scary-assed movies I ever watched!
I glance to my left.
What the hell?!
Sasuke is sitting there watching the screen without a care in the world. He watches these things as though they are a natural occurrence. I mean, I know he's an Uchiha and all but --
I glance at the screen again and shudder.
"Sasuke!"
He glances at me.
"Hold me." I whisper. The blanket is covering half of my face and my feet are pulled up to my chest.
"What's the matter? Are ya-."
He leans in close, "-scared, dobe."
Hell yes!
"N-NO! I just want you to hold me. Is that so wrong of me to ask of my boyfriend!?"
He sighs, "fine. Hop on, Usuratonkachi."
I plop my bottom on his toned legs.
"You better let me sit on your lap..." I mutter darkly but inside I was glowing.
Yosh! Sasuke will protect me!
We watch the movie and as it rises to its climax I get scared. Even with Sasuke's arms around me in a protective grip, I can't help restrain the shudder that runs through me.
I take a quick glance at the screen.
Blood splatters everywhere and women scream. The fifty-foot tall swamp monster is roaring and thrashing buildings with mighty swipes. Zombies eat little children on their way to Sunday school. Old ladies were being maimed by pirates, while teenage girls were being chased by evil chainsaw-bearing circus clowns.
It was horrible. In an attempt to block everything out, I close my eyes, cover my ears, and clench down really hard----
Phfffffffffffffffffffffffttt!
Silence.
Oh crap! It's the Chuunin Preliminaries all over again...
I glance at Sasuke with an angry blush decorating my cheeks. He seems as stoic as ever as he watches the screen, seemingly unaware of what just occurred.
Maybe he didn't hear it, but soon enough he'll smell it.
And soon enough, as predicted, the rancid smell spreads across the room. Yet, Sasuke still holds onto me and the movie continues to play.
'Luck has already favored me tonight, so I'm not going to push it by attempting a kiss', I think as the credits begin to scroll down the screen.
As the movie comes to a complete end, Sasuke pushes me slightly to stand up. I remove the blanket from us to put it away and Sasuke empties and cleans the popcorn bowl.
It is all done in silence.
As I turn around to face Sasuke again, I find him staring at me...with that look.
"What!" I loose my temper. I know that look. It means I am about to be incredibly embarrassed. To which extent all depends on the next words that come out of the Uchiha's mouth.
"Naruto," he says slowly, "that was the most disgusting fart I have ever had the misfortune to sit through."
And with that he walks away towards the bedroom.
I stare blankly at the wall and then I blink.
It is decided! I, Uzumaki Naruto, will no longer give into my guilty conscience when it comes to the one and only Ultimate Teme, Uchiha Sasuke.
A/N: That chapter was...awkward to write. Yet I enjoyed it all the same. I hope you did too!