Title: Moments; Chapter 3
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: Sasuke attempts to confess his love for Naruto, but as we all know, anything involving the blond isn't easy...
Disclaimer: Not yet...
C h a p t e r 3: I Like You
"Um...Naruto." Sasuke says timidly, avoiding eye contact with the blond, choosing instead to focus his attention to the now-seemingly interesting twig lying right next to the captivating rock.
"Yeah."
"Can we...y'know... talk?"
God, this is worse than I thought. I can't stop blushing! Dammit! Uchiha's don't blush!
"Sure...whatever." Naruto looks at me suspiciously. Can I blame him? I'm certainly not acting like myself...
We walk deep into the woods. I'm not even sure if we'll make it back without getting lost...Crap! We better stop now.
I grab his shoulders and spin him towards me. I look straight into his impossibly cerulean eyes. Kami...he's so beautiful...
"Naruto..."
I take a deep breath...it's now or never.
"I...I like you."
"What?"
"I said I like you."
Pause. Silence.
"Pssh...You better. Since we're teammates and all."
"No. I really like you."
"Sasuke Uchiha. If we walked thirty minutes into this forest and you claim that you have something really important to tell me, and all you say is 'I like you', you better believe your getting one hell of an ass whop-"
"Naruto. I really, really like you. Y'know... like you, like you."
"Eh?"
"Like a boy likes a girl." I say matter-of-factly before realizing my mistake.
Naruto glares at me.
"I'm a girl?" he whispers threatingly.
"No. Baka! You know what I mean."
"No. I don't. Now I'm stupid."
"Yes Naruto. Yes you are."
"Fine then. I'm leaving. If I stay around you any longer, you might loose precious IQ points." he says mockingly and begins to storm off.
"No!" What have I done? This is not according to plan. The plan was for me to confess my undying love for Naruto and then for him to return my affections. We then proceed to leave the forest. I carry him bridal style to the Uchiha Manor and have my wicked, wicked way with him.
"Naruto. Please...listen to me. Don't go."
"Sasuke. I swear. You are pissing me o—what the hell!"
I push him into the nearest tree and pin his arms above his head. I lean down close to him, pressing my body against his warm toned chest, yet never breaking eye contact.
"Naruto...I like you." I whisper, before claiming his lips in a searing kiss.
We pull apart (because even ninjas need air).
"Ooooooh..." Naruto said blushing.
"Yeah, Naruto, 'Ooooooh'" Sasuke mimicked.
"So you meant you liiiiiiiike me, like me."
"What? That's what I said before!"
"No you said you like me, like me. You didn't say you liiiiiiike me, like me."
"Huh?"
"Whatever Sasuke. I can't believe you don't understand. Hmph...and they call you a genius." Naruto muttered, rolling his eyes.
"I am a genius. You know what? Fine Naruto! I love you."
Pause. Silence. Stare.
"But you said that you like me?"
"Yeah, I know. And now I love you."
"How can you change it that easily? That's not right!"
"Naruto. You're impossible."
"Hmph!" the blond pouted, turning his head to the side and crossing his arms over his chest. So kawaiii!
"Fine. I'll make you understand." Naruto whispered huskily and then glomped me.
We landed on the floor in a heap. Naruto then latched himself onto my mouth. Of course, who am I to complain?
We continued to tongue wrestle, until Naruto suddenly pulled up. He stood up, dusted off his orange pants. And began to walk away.
"Where the hell are you going?" I all but screamed out.
"To Ichiraku's. I like you too, Sasuke. But I loooove ramen."
Was it wrong of me to feel a searing jealousy for the cooked noodles and broth at that moment? No, I'm sure it's normal.
I sigh and lay back flat on the ground. Hmm... the clouds are nice... Maybe if I take up after Shikamaru, I won't have to deal with troublesome blonds.
A/N: This wasn't so good. But it was one of the ideas I had and the plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone until I posted it. So, I hoped you enjoyed it anyways.