Meta-Verse Arc 4: The Future Chapter 21: A Precure Missing, pt 1, a X-overs + Made in Abyss/メイドインアビス Crossover fanfic

And I'm back with the next chapter of Meta-Verse. Only six more chapters to go before I'm finished with Arc 4. Yay! So, there is nothing to say in this chapter, so, let's get going, shall we?

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.

Meta-Verse Department Agency

In the Revengers' Base, we do see Philomena Fly flying around the base, until she comes upon Riko. She flew up to the Cave Raider. "Miss Riko."

Riko tries to find the source of the voice, then she finds Philomena. "Oh, Philomena. What's going on with you, little fella?"

"There is something you didn't tell me that someone said about you." Philomena said.

"Like what exactly?" Riko asked, looking concerned.

Philomena sighed. "That you died. Then you got revived by the Curse Repelling Vessel."

Riko sighed. "Sorry I didn't tell you."

"I didn't know you were actually through a very tough time."

"I was a newborn when this happened. I know I was carried up to the surface through the Curse Repelling Vessel."

"I think you told me that."

"Yeah. I also told you about the Unheard Bell."

"Yes, I kept note of that. To which I am trying to figure out some info about the Unheard Bell, but it seems I couldn't find any. I'm not giving up on searching for that info, mind you."

Riko nodded.

Philomena sighed. "I know you must have missed a lot of important details about yourself. I've run into that multiple times already."

"I felt bad not saying anything to you."

"You're fine. You're fine. I ain't blaming you for it."

Riko smiled. "Thanks."

Philomena nodded. "No problem."

Kikyo Kushida then came to them. "Katy wants you."

"For what?" Riko asked.

Deep in Abyss

Daremo ga sakaraezu ni mogutte iku

Sono me o tomoshibi yori kagayakasete

Mesazu saki wa fukaku

Massugu ni mayoikomu

Kuchiaketa naraku no wana

Shinjitsu no ato o oikakeyou

Ima kotae ga mitsukaru nara zenbu nakushite mo ii

Sono koe o hanasanai you ni kodama ga mada hibiiteru

Rashiban wa zutto

Yami o sashita mama

Nigeba no nai hou e

Sore ga noroi demo

Kodou wa honmono

Nido to akogare wa tomaranai

Meta-Verse Department Agency

In Katy Caterpillar's quarters in the Revengers Base, we do see Katy sorting some stuff out, with a female watching over her.

This female has long salmon hair and royal blue eyes. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, blue skirt and is barefoot and wears a gold band on her left ankle. This is Papika, aka Papikana.

Riko, Philomena and Kikyo came into the room.

"Oh hey you guys!" Papika said, looking quite excited.

"Hey there." Riko said.

Katy cleared her throat. "So, it seems that we have to go to a countryside bar."

"Why's that?" Riko asked.

"I've been hearing some mysterious rumors that something is haunting there, but we don't know what." Katy said.

"We thought we might check it out. It sounds like fun to me." Papika said.

"She's really insistent on coming with us." Katy said.

"I wouldn't mind." Riko said.

Papika smiled great big. "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"That got her pumped up." Katy shrugged. "Well, you know."

"So, gather everyone then?" Kikyo asked.

"Yes. Do gather everyone." Katy said.

"Yes, ma'am." Kikyo saluted, then got out of the room.

"Seems like this will be my first time then." Philomena said.

"Make sure you don't die on us." Katy said.

"I will try my very best not to." Philomena said.

Later, some of the Agents got to the parking lot with the van truck, run by none other than the maid bot, Flandre. Six other females and two creatures are there with them.

The first female has short blue hair with a fringe and hazel brown eyes. She wears the same uniform as Papika, albeit wearing black stockings and yellow sneakers. This is Cocona.

The second female has waist-length honey brown hair and hazel brown eyes. She wears a yellow sleeveless dress, blue jeans and pink sandals. This is Uta Yumeno.

The third female has knee-length pink hair that has bangs swept to the right side and green eyes. She wears a mint green long-sleeve shirt, brown checkered skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and black loafers. Her most notable trait is the silver Rosario Cross that she wears around her neck. This is Moka Akashiya.

The fourth female has short yellow hair and brown eyes. She wears a green long-sleeve shirt, brown checkered skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and black loafers. This is Wako Agemaki.

The fifth female has blonde hair that is rolled back above the forehead and dark red eyes. She wears a white long-sleeve shirt, light blue skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and brown loafers. This is April Lambert.

The sixth female has platinum blonde hair with two braids at each side of her face and green eyes. She wears a large white hat, white short-sleeve dress, white almost-to-the-knee socks and white shoes. This is Lillie.

The first creature resembles that of a fox that has snow white fur and ice blue paws. She also has six tails that are ice blue and has ice blue eyes. This is Snowy, an Alolan Vulpix.

The second creature looks like a mechanical maid that is steel gray and has a pair of long ears, a teal dot that seems to resemble her nose and pink eyes with yellow outlines and a teal sphere connecting her body. She has two short arms, a skirt-like body with yellow designs and two short legs. This is Magearna.

"So this is everyone." Katy said.

"Thought we might tag along for the ride." Magearna said.

Snowy nodded. She is in Lillie's arms, feeling comfortable.

"So, this is your first mission for some of you guys." Nanachi said.

"Yes it is." April said.

"Wonder why we're going to a countryside bar though? Does it sound strange to you?" Reg asked.

"We'll know once we get there." Nanachi said.

"I hope we don't run into a ghost or anything like that." Marulk said, shivering.

"Ghosts are scary." My Melody said.

"Not Casper." Raggedy Ann said.

"Casper's a nice ghost." Melody said.

"How is he?" Joy asked.

"Doing better, I guess." Ann said.

Joy nodded.

Then, Mary came to them. "Alright everybody. We're going to a bar. I'm gonna have some beer tonight! Yeah, baby! Woo-hoo!"

"She's not gonna take this mission seriously." Ted said.

"Naa. Hope she doesn't get us killed or anything." Nanachi said.

"I'll slap her if she does anything stupid." Ushio Okazaki said.

"Hey." Mary looks annoyed.

"Well, any way you look at it, it'll be fun." Papika said.

Cocona sighed. "That's Papika for you."

"I can agree." Ann said.

"What does this haunter want, anyways?" Hugtan asked.

"Who knows. That's why we're going to find out." Katy said.

Hugtan nodded. "I see then."

"Let's get there and get some drinks." Mary said.

"You're still in that drunk business, are you?" Sosuke asked.

Later, on the road, we see the Agents talk amongst themselves.

"We don't know what's gonna be there in the bar, so everyone keep your eyes peeled." Katy said.

"Eyes wide open." Ponyo widens her eyes.

"She got the spirit." Katy said.

"Very good spirit." Papika said.

Kiyui sighed. "Hope we don't go through a drunken state with her." He points at Mary.

"Yeah, I can get worried for her." Riko said.

Morgana chuckled. "Mary's a dumbass anyways."

"Not true." Mary said.

"It is true." Morgana said.

"Fuck you." Mary said.

"I wonder if I'll get someone's soul this time." Risky said.

"Risky. You're not taking a poor person's soul." Safety said.

"Heh. Who cares?" Risky turns her head away from Safety.

"Oh, Risky." Safety hung her head down.

Under the seats of the van truck, we see Findley thinking to himself.

ID-3 Hoihoi-san came under the seats to see Findley. "Something wrong?"

Findley sighed. "I'm worried about Lucas."

"You mean your spider friend?" Hoihoi-san asked.

Findley nodded.

"Well don't worry. Last time I peeked into a different reality, he is on the planet Pandora right now." Hoihoi-san said.

"Will he be okay?" Findley asked.

"He'll be fine. I'm sure of it." Hoihoi-san said.

Findley nodded. "Let's hope you're right."

Hoihoi-san nodded, before getting out from under the seats.

Findley sighed.

Unknown Area

Later, they've gotten to the countryside bar, where they've gotten out of the van truck, then they're greeted by five females and a penguin.

The first female has butt-length purple hair that has bangs hanging on either side with chest-length hair strands and purple eyes. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, green skirt, black thigh-high socks and brown loafers. This is Chitose Karasuyama.

The second female has black and red hair and silver eyes. She wears a brown long-sleeve dress, white cloak, gray stockings and brown boots. This is Summer Rose.

The third female has thigh-length blonde hair that is tied in the back by a dark purple bow with slightly square bangs hanging over her eyebrows and minty-green eyes. She wears a white long-sleeve shirt, brown skirt, white thigh-high socks and brown loafers. This is Kurumi Isoshima.

The fourth female has mint green hair and mint green eyes. She wears a yellow short-sleeve shirt, pink sleeveless vest, red skirt, white boots. This is Mint.

The fifth female has green hair and blue eyes. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, blue skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and brown loafers. This is Nana.

The penguin has blue fur and a white belly and has a yellow beak and yellow feet. This is Waffle.

"So, what do we get?" Katy asked.

Kurumi shook her head. "Nothing."

"Pen-pen." Waffle said.

"Alright then. Then, do we search around the place then?" Reg asked.

"How about some drinks first?" Mary asked.

"Can we not?" Mary Smith asked, not wanting the imaginary Mary to get drunk.

"Hey, it's fine. We can have some fun. Have some laughs. It'll be all good." Mary said.

"I don't like the sound of that." Mary S. said.

"There's no way of stopping her, is there?" Nana asked.

"Probably not." Katy said.

Break

Later at night, after they searched the area for some suspicious activity, but they couldn't seem to find any, Mary decided to have a beerfest with Sheldon Cooper, The Doctor, Bender Bending Rodriguez and Ted, with the Agents getting caught in this shenanigan.

Marulk sighed. "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse."

"Alright everybody, we're here, and we're gonna have some fun tonight." Mary said.

"Yes." Sheldon, The Doctor, Bender and Ted agreed.

Then, four more females came into the bar.

The first female has brown hair and gray eyes. She wears a light blue shirt with white short sleeves, blue skirt, black stockings and black loafers. This is Yuko Miyabe.

The second female has dark brown hair and brown eyes. She wears a light blue shirt with white long sleeves, blue skirt, black stockings and black loafers. This is Eri Natsuno.

The third female has black shoulder length hair and light, brownish amber eyes. She wears a green long-sleeve shirt, brown skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and brown loafers. This is Misaki Ayuzawa.

The fourth female has black shoulder length hair with one side longer than the other and a single hair hanging in the middle of her forehead and violet eyes and wears glasses. She wears a white short-sleeve shirt, blue sleeveless vest, khaki shorts, black thigh-high socks and white sneakers. This is Sachi Nagamiya.

"What in the world is going on here?" Yuko asked.

"Oh, hey guys. Come on in. We're having a party here." Mary said.

"Not the type of party I wanna be in." Misaki said.

"Trust me, it gets worse from there." Katy said.

"I understand." Eri has gone to the table where everyone is, including Katy.

Mary, Sheldon, the Doctor, Bender, Ted and Marulk are at the counter side of the room.

"Alright everybody. I'm gonna sing you a song about grog." Mary said.

"And what, my dear friend, is grog?" The Doctor asked.

"Well, I'm glad someone asked that." Mary then grabs out a cup of water. "Think of it as water."

The adults chuckled.

"There's your water. Then you have rum." Mary said.

"Rum." Ted said.

"And there's missing water. What's in the place of that missing water?" Mary asked.

"More rum." The adults said.

"More rum, yes. Now that's what we call double. Or grog. And this my friend, is our song." Mary said.

"Here we go." Katy rolled her eyes.

"I'm gonna hate this." Ushio said.

All For Me Grog by Jolly Rogers

And it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

Well I spent all me tin with

The lassies drinking gin

Far across the western

Ocean I must wander

Where are me boots,

Me noggin, noggin boots? (Hey!)

They're all gone for beer and tobacco

For the colors are worn out

And the heels are kicked about

And the soles are looking out

For better weather (Hey!)

Well it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

For I spent all me tin with

The lassies drinking gin

Far across the western

Ocean I must wander (Hey!)

Where are me shirts,

Me noggin, noggin, shirt?

It's all gone for beer and tobacco

For the collar is all worn,

And the sleeves they are all torn

And the tail is looking out

For better weather (Hey!)

Well it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

Well I spent all me tin with

The lassies drinking gin

Far across the western

Ocean I must wander

Where is me bed,

Me noggin, noggin bed?

It's all gone for beer and tobacco

Well I lent it to a whore

And now the sheets are all tore

And the springs are looking out

For better weather (Hey!)

And it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

I spent all me loot in

A house of ill repute

And I think I'll have to

Go back there tomorrow

Where is me wench, (Woo!)

Me noggin, noggin wench?

All gone for beer and tobacco

Well her (clap) is all worn out

And her (clap) is knocked about

And her (clap) is looking out

For better weather (Hey!)

Well it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

I spent all me loot in

A house of ill repute

And I think I'll have to

Go back there tomorrow

I sick in the head and

I haven't been to bed

Since I came ashore with me plunder

I see centipedes and snakes

In a bowl of beans and eggs

And I think I'll make a path

To way out Yonder

Well it's all for me grog (Hey!)

Me jolly jolly grog (Hey hey!)

All for me beer and tobacco

I spent all me loot in

A house of ill repute

And I think I'll have to

Go back there tomorrow

Yes I think I'll have to

Go back there tomorrow

Everyone clapped.

"Thank you. Thank you." Mary said.

"Why are we clapping?" Mary S. asked.

"I have no idea." Laetitia said.

"Is grog an actual thing?" Sosuke asked, confused.

"I don't know. I don't know what grog even is." Nanachi sips on a cup of water.

"I don't think grog is an actual thing." Katy said.

"It's not?" Sosuke asked.

"I don't think so." Katy said.

"Alright, this time. This next song is-" Mary gets interrupted.

"It's a secret." Bender said.

Everyone laughed.

Mary looks at Bender in a sarcastic way. "The next song is a secret is entirely up to me." She turns to the people on the table side of the bar. "No, no, next song is to commemorate one of the most wonderful inventors of the whole world."

"You don't mean?" Sheldon asked.

"Yes." Mary said.

"No." Sheldon said.

"Yes." Mary said.

"No." Sheldon said.

"Yes." Mary said.

"Not the amazing." The Doctor said.

"Yes." Mary said.

"Not the amazingly amazing." The Doctor said.

"Yes, Charlie Mops." Mary said.

"Oh God." Ted said.

The adults laughed.

"Who is Charlie Mops again?" Katy asked, curious.

"Well, we'll tell you in the song." Mary said.

Katy rolled her eyes. "Oh goodie. Another song."

"Another musical number." Raggedy Ann said.

"This is getting boring." Yuko said.

"One, two, three, fiendish." Mary said.

Beer, Beer, Beer by Jolly Rogers

He ought to be an admiral, a sultan or a king

And to his praises we should always sing

Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer

Tiddly beer, beer, beer

A long time ago, way back in history

When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea

Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops

And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops

He ought to be an admiral, a sultan or a king

And to his praises we should always sing

Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer

Tiddly beer, beer, beer

A bushel of malt, a barrel of hops, you stir it around with a stick

The kind of lubrication that makes your engine tick

40 pints a wallop a day, will drive away the cracks

Its only one eight P a'pint, and two and six with tax!

He ought to be an admiral, a sultan or a king

And to his praises we should always sing

Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer, beer, beer

Tiddly beer, beer, beer

Clancy's Bar, O'Reilly's Pub, the hole in the wall, as well!

On thing that you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell!

Come on all you lucky lads, at eleven o'clock she stops

Five short seconds now, to remember Charlie Mops…

One, two…threefourfive, good enough!

He ought to be an admiral, a sultan or a king

And to his praises we should always sing

Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer!

Hey, Beer! Hey!

Everyone clapped.

"Thank you. Thank you." Mary said.

"That was a really odd song." Reg said.

"Yeah, that was." Nanachi said.

"A song about beer. Good grief." Katy sips on her cup of tea.

Later, everyone got back to the van truck. Riko went back inside the countryside bar, but then heard Mary's voice.

"There were nights, when a man came, and he was a treacherous man. He killed off twenty men. And he is the scariest man alive. He didn't just kill twenty men. He shot down twenty ships. Everyone feared him. He came to a bar and he sat down at the counter, putting his hand on the counter. He said, 'Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!' Everyone questions the man, as he looks like a pirate. He is a pirate. He tells these wicked wise tales, about gold and treasures. He makes people wanna sing along with his song, although they're tempted not to, but they did anyway so they won't get killed. He tells these wise tales, and he wants them to pay attention to his tales. When he rolls off to bed, everything goes back to normal again. But they soon fear that the pirate will be up and about. That's the story.,.of the killer pirate." Mary said to herself.

The bar seems lively with various incarnations of Mary, to which shocks Riko the most.

"What is all this?" Riko whispered.

A version of Mary with one pegged-leg, a pirate hat and an eyepatch came to Mary. "You call that a song?" The pirate Mary laughed. "I'll give you a bleeding song!" She coughed, then cleared her throat.

The Derelict by Jolly Rogers

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike

And cookey's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten

And there they lay, all good dead men

Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Fifteen men of 'em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

There was chest on chest full of Spanish gold

With a ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot of loot untold

And they lay there that took the plum

With slightless glare and their licks struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

More was seen through a sternlight screen

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Charting no doubt where a woman had been

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

A filmsy shift on the bunker cot

With a thin dirk slot through the bosom spot

And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot

Oh was she wench some shuddering maid

That dared the knife and took the blade

By God, she was stuff for a plucky jade

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight

With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight

And we heaved 'em over and out of sight

With a Yo Heave Ho! And a fare you well

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The Marys clapped.

"Now that's a song ye bastard!" The pirate Mary laughed. "Now let me tell you about the time I ate a man named Buck. He was nice. He was delicious." She continued laughing.

Riko was confused at what's going on.

"You know why pirates love that song?" The pirate Mary asked.

"Because you pirates love that song." The Marys said.

The pirate Mary slaps her hand on the counter. "Barkeep, barkeep. How about a little more rum without any more water?"

"Crawl back into your hole, Mary!" The barkeep Mary said.

"Yes." One of the Marys on the table side said.

"Alright, alright. This next song is called A Drop of Nelson's Blood. It's very simple, it's very easy. We like you all to sing along with us. The chorus goes like this."

A Drop of Nelson's Blood by Jolly Rogers

We'll roll the old chariot along