Me: Everyone gather around.
Angel: Why?
Me: My readers are so hung up on this whole MR thing so I need to explain my reasoning.
Mimi: Why?
Me: Because I'm tired of this whole obsession over why I did this.
Ducky: Why?
Me: Because if you don't like it don't read it.
Nadie: Why?
Me: Shut UP! Now my thing for MR is this…one I like this paring, two it hasn't been done with kid stories, three it's based on how my friends act with each other. They're not gay or anything but they have a real dedication to each other. It's really hard to describe because you have to really know who my friends are to get it. I'm not calling any one ignorant phobes, but still don't judge my story solely on MR. If it makes anyone feel better I'll have Roger sing a song with Mimi's ghost.
Mimi: YAYYY!
Atrus: ROGER MUST DIE!
Me: Atry Mimi doesn't love you
Atrus: (cries)
Angel: She'll be back later
Nadie: But enjoy some marshmallows!