Title: Moments; Chapter 5
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru, ShikaTema, LeeGaa, KibaHina, NejiNaru (one-sided), KakaIru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: Our favorite ninjas share some impersonal secrets about their lovers. Where? At the laundromat, of course.
Disclaimer: Not yet...
In this chapter we will be seeing the semes and the guys
C h a p t e r 5: Laundromat Part 1
It was a sunny day in Konoha, and six ninjas were aligned in front of six washers and dryers located in the local laundromat. Doing what? Their laundry of course.
"Oi! What do ya have their Sasuke!" Kiba yelled, as he tossed his dirty laundry into the washing machine.
The said Uchiha, turned to face the inu-boy while holding Naruto's favorite pair of boxers.
"Huh?"
"Are those yours?" Kiba snickered.
"Tch...anyone can see those boxers are obviously Naruto's." Shikamaru muttered.
"And how do you know this?" Kiba countered back immaturely.
"Um...I don't know." the genius muttered sarcastically. "Probably because it's orange and it has a ramen cup sewn into the corner. "
"Sasuke. Why the hell would you buy Naruto such...ya know." said Kiba glancing at the blinding orange boxers.
"I didn't buy this for him." the Uchiha replied coldly, his voice laced with jealously.
"Um...then who did?" asked Lee in the corner.
"Ayame." he replied so coldly that the other men could've sworn that they felt a chilling breeze blow by despite the summer weather.
"The Ichiraku girl?" Neji questioned.
"Yeah," Kakashi added in, "Iruka said that every time him and Naruto go to the ramen bar, the girl is always staring at Naruto with googly love-struck eyes."
Sasuke and Neji both made disturbing coughing noises.
"Well, Naruto loves the pair so much, that he wouldn't let me get rid of them." Sasuke growled menacingly.
"And I just can't stand to hurt my poor little Naru-chan..." he added quietly as an afterthought.
"You think that's weird? Hinata is innocent and sweet, but this is just ridiculous!" Kiba said holding up pink panties with white lacy trim on the edges. The underwear had prints of unicorns, fluffy clouds, and small rainbows.
The boys eyes seemed to burn with the girly-ness of it all (1).
"Yo Shikamaru! What about Temari?" Kakashi asked.
"Tch...how troublesome." the genius muttered while holding up a pair of boxers to show the crowd.
"I said, what about Temari?" the Jounin spoke slowly, surprised that the so-called genius didn't understand him.
"These are Temari's." he said, glaring at the silver-haired man. (2)
"Ohhhh..."everyone in the room chorused.
"Yeah...she believes comfort is important." Shikamaru said before returning to his 'troublesome' laundry.
"I've always been curious about Gaara, though..." Kiba said.
Lee continued with his work as if he hadn't heard anything.
"I said," Kiba took a deep breath and stood right beside the Taijutsu master.
"I've always been curious about Gaara."
Lee continued to ignore the boy.
"Dammit Lee!"
"I feel it is none of your concern what my lover chooses to wear beneath his clothing. I believe that showing off your partner's undergarments without their permission, no less, is a sign of disloyalty and treason to said partner. I know that my Gaara would never---"
"My, my, I never knew Gaara was the satin type." Kakashi said while holding a pair of red silky boxers with 'Sabuku No Gaara' stitched in white at the back.
"That is enough!" Lee huffed snatching back the glossy material. "How rude!"(3) Lee exclaimed turning back to his laundry with an aura of utter disdain, all-the-while muttering about 'perverted sensei's checking out little boy's undies.'
Kakashi pretended not to hear the comment.
"What do you have there Hyuuga?" the Uchiha asked coldly.
"Ah, nothing of your concern."
"Give up, Hyuuga. It's over. He's mine." Sasuke said quite smugly.
"Hm...really. That's not what Naruto said when he gave me these." (4)
The crowd gasped as Neji held up a pair of tight black boxers that read 'Uzamaki's Daddy'.
"You bastard! I'll kill you!"
"Let's go, Uchiha! I'll take you out." Neji whispered threateningly.
The two brunettes then proceeded to the training grounds, laundry long forgotten.
"Well, I'm still curious," Kiba stated and the only one left was Kakashi. He turned to the masked Jounin and the silver-haired man did not hesitate in the slightest to hold up a black leather thong with 'Iruka' stitched in red in the front. Flames adorned the edges of the tiny piece, and the remaining boys could only wonder how long it must take for the Chuunin to put it on.
"Well, I'm done sharing now, how about you guys?" Kiba stated, a little shocked at what the Jounin showed them.
All boys nodded the agreement, deciding they were all scarred enough for one day.
Kakashi simply chuckled.
(1) I love Hinata to bits, so don't think otherwise. I adore each character portrayed in this fic, so don't think I'm bashing them, 'kay. But don't worry. She'll redeem herself more than enough in the next chapter!
(2) I couldn't resist. Temari does seem a little tom-boyish, no? I love her all the same though. She's one of the best female characters in Naruto.
(3) Doesn't that remind you of Full House?
(4) Naruto didn't really give him those, don't worry.
Wow! I really think I'm going to get some flames for this chapter. Here you all are expecting some SasuNaru goodness, yet I give you not only that, but so much more.
Next chapter: We will see the ukes and the girls doing their laundry as well, and get their revenge!