Title: Moments; Chapter 6
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru, ShikaTema, LeeGaa, KibaHina, NejiNaru (one-sided), KakaIru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: Our favorite ninjas share some impersonal secrets about their lovers. Where? At the laundromat, of course.
Disclaimer: Not yet...
In this chapter we will be seeing the ukes and the girls.
C h a p t e r 6: Laundromat Part 2
The sun had gone down, and a calm evening breeze blew through the village of Konoha. Two women and three men stood in the laundromat, doing, once again what normal people always do in a laundromat, their laundry.
But then again, are we dealing with normal people?
Because the five people in the laundromat were no other than, Umino Iruka, Uzamaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata, Temari, and Sabuku no Garra (yes you heard me right ).
No, not normal at all.
"Hinata! Are those yours!" Temari asked, her eyes widening.
"Umm...well...yea-yeah." the shy girl stated, or rather, stuttered. At the moment she strangely resembled a tomato.
"Um...wow, Hinata." Naruto stated, staring wide-eyed as well at the black lacy thong in the Hyuuga heiress's hands.
"And here, you had us all fooled, thinking you were an innocent little girl..." Temari said solemnly shaking her head
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" Naruto suddenly broke out into laughter.
"What's so funny, Naruto?" Iruka asked, looking up from his laundry.
"Is that,--" Naruto asked pointing to the boxers in Hinata's basket, "–is that Kiba's!"
The blushing girl looked down at the pre-mentioned boxers and nodded letting a small chuckle come out as well. It seems Naruto has discovered Kiba's Inuyasha printed boxers. (1)
"Wow! Now I knew dog-boy loved mutts, but wow!" Naruto stated in obvious astonishment.
"You sh-should see h-his r-r-room." Hinata blushed, recalling the inu covered room.
"Hmph. Stupid Shikamaru. Look at this! Isn't it ridiculous!" Temari stated, holding up Shikamaru's boxers.
"Well, can you expect anything less from a genius?" Iruka smiled, eyeing the very unique boxers.
The boy's undies were black, while math equations and famous scientific theorems littered the cotton shorts. People heard of self-centered masterminds, but this was absurd.
"What about you, Naruto? I've always been curious about Sasuke-kun." Iruka smiled coyly at the blond.
"Um...well you see."the blond stuttered, seemingly taking up after Hinata.
"Show us, Naruto. Before we leave, finding better things to do." Temari stated flatly.
But Naruto didn't have time to answer as Temari dug through the dirty laundry, finally pulling up a pair of boxers.
"Oh. My. God." Iruka said, obviously stupefied, while staring at the boxers.
The boxers were black silk and stitched into them were seemingly over one hundred tiny Uchiha fans. On the back, was stated in big, block, bold, red letters:
'Uzamaki's REAL AND ONLY Daddy'
The blond sighed. Sasuke had bought it the same day (2) after coming home from the laundromat bruised and bloodied. Without even taking a shower, he stripped down in the hallway, put on the boxers, and had his way with Naruto, leaving tons of possession marks on him. The blond could barely walk to the laundromat, and he doubted he'd be able to walk at all for the rest of the week.
Obviously, the said undies had to be washed the same day, seeing as it was now the Uchiha's favorite pair.
"Okay..." said Temari, turning away from the mortified Kyuubi vessel and facing Gaara.
"So lil' bro. What about you? How does Bushy Brows like to get down?" Temari smirked.
"..."
Silence.
"Come on, Gaara. I'm sure he showed yours off." She added with a wink.
"There's nothing to show you." Gaara said as stoic and as quiet as ever.
"There has to be something!" Naruto prodded in.
"There's nothing to show you. Lee goes commando."
Silence.
"What?"
"Lee goes commando." Gaara repeated as if it was the most normal thing in the world, and he continued with his laundry.
Silence.
"No fucking way."
Everyone's heard swerved towards Hinata so fast (except Gaara, of course), that they all rubbed their neck as the whiplash caught up to them.
"Hinata? Did you just curse? And say a sentence without stuttering?" Iruka was shocked.
"HA! What now, Hinata! Pay up!" Temari's voice boomed in the nearly vacant room.
Hinata sighed and handed Temari a wad of cash.
"34,800 ¥ (3), r-right?" Hinata whispered sullenly.
"Of course. Don't look so down. You're rich."
"Hm...s-so are y-you..."
"No, Gaara's rich, honey. Not me." Temari countered back sweetly as she began to count her profit.
"What was that about?" asked Naruto confused.
"Oh, well, Hinata and I here made a bet awhile ago, you see. I knew Lee went commando, but Hinata was sure his underwear was just padded. We decided to put our money where are mouth is...and it looks like it all worked out for me."
"Perverts." Gaara muttered.
"With a tight suit like that you can't help but wonder..." Temari replied, but quickly shut up as she saw Gaara's sand move threateningly over to her. She and Gaara were on good terms, but no one should evoke his jealous rage.
"What about you, Iruka-sensei?" Naruto quickly changed the subject before blood could be spilt.
"Um...Naruto. I'd prefer not to..." Iruka blushed, but Naruto would have none of it.
"Hm...he really is a fan." Naruto thought aloud, seeing Kakashi's pink colored, Icha Icha Paradise embroidered underwear.
Now we should have all expected that.
"Bye." Gaara muttered, finishing his laundry and heading out the door.
"Yeah...I'll be going as well. I better visit Shikamaru now, before his dad decides it's too troublesome for his son to leave the house so late." Temari snickered and took her leave as well.
"B-bye N-Naruto-kun, I-Iruka-sensei..." Hinata trailed off blushing and bowing as she exited as well.
"Well today has been full of surprises, eh Iruka-sensei?" but Naruto received no reply as the Chuunin was gone, as well.
"Hmm...ah well." Naruto chirped turning back to fold his laundry and take his leave too, when something caught his eye.
"Hey! I don't remember buying any underwear that said 'Hyuuga's Bitch' on it!" the blond yelled, utterly confused.
A few miles away, a mischievous white-eyed boy chuckled.
(1) I love Inuyasha! He is so kawaii!
(2)Yes. They both are doing their laundry on the same day. Why? Because I want them to. XD
(3) 34,677 ¥ is the same as $300 in America. The girls are both loaded, in my opinion. I'd never make a bet worth that much. And what was Hinata doing in a laundromat with $300, anyway? Ah well, I'm the author. I should know these things... -.-;;
A/N: Well there you go, another chapter. So take ten seconds out of your life, and tell me what you think!