Title: Moments; Chapter 7
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru, NejiNaru (one-sided), implied KakaIru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: Did you ever wonder how Naruto reacted when Sasuke came back from Orochimaru for good? Well, so did I...
Disclaimer: Not yet...
C h a p t e r 7: Homecoming
"I'm back."
Tsunade looked up from her paperwork and sake to stare at the obsidian haired missing-nin.
"Sasuke?"
"I'm back. I'm staying this time...for Naruto." The fifteen year old looked sheepish at his half-baked confession.
Tsunade always suspected the Sharingan-user had feelings for the blond boy, but the Uchiha's revelation simply confirmed her beliefs.
"You hurt Naruto, Sasuke. He cares for you too, but..."
"But what?" The Uchiha asked venom lacing his voice.
"...but he's different. He may not feel the same anymore."
"I'll make him love me again." The Uchiha stated determinedly.
"You can't force someone to lov--" Tsunade started.
"Of course I can, I'm the Uchiha Sasuke after all." The brunette stated smugly, nose in the air.
"Right..." she muttered, rolling her eyes at his conceited nature.
"Damn straight."
"Well, first we have to bring in your former friends and explained that you have returned. As well as some ANBU and advisors to make the proper documentation. After that, you better hope you can get to Naruto quickly because lately Neji has been taking a great interest in him, if you know what I mean... " the Hokage chuckled and winked.
"WHAT?!"
"Sit down, boy! We still have to discuss your punish--" Tsunade began,
–but the Uchiha was long gone, off to save his precious Naru-chan from the evil grips of the white-eyed Hyuuga.
"...So Sasuke is back, and before I could tell him his punishment, or bring you out to yell and beat the shit out of him, as we all promised to do– he ran off in obvious search of Naruto." Tsunade explained to Sakura, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Lee, Ten Ten, Gai, Kakashi, Iruka, and Kurenai.
"Umm...wow." Chouji stated while munching on a potato chip.
Everyone else nodded.
Ino and Sakura were at first distressed to hear that their precious Sasuke-kun was in love with someone else - a boy, no less - but quickly diminished their revenge tactics towards Naruto and gave the new couple their -unnecessary- blessing.
Wait! Couple? But what about Neji?
Sakura voiced her thoughts.
"Ah well, I do guess that would be troublesome, ne?" Shikamaru pondered aloud.
"Well, let's check on them to make sure no bad comes from this Uchiha-Hyuuga encounter?" Iruka suggested, hardly able to bear the thought of the blond getting hurt or caught in the middle of the other two boy's tryst.
"Good idea, Iruka," Tsunade commented, and all fourteen ninjas in the room disappeared in a flurry of leaves.
The dark-haired Uchiha stood outside the blond's apartment breathless.
'It's the same as I remember...' Sasuke smirked, unaware of fourteen ninjas in a tree right outside Naruto's apartment.(1)
The boy knocked on the door, a smile on his face at finally being able to see the dobe again, quickly diminished once he heard voices on the other side of the door.
"Hauuuu–! No! Neji stop! I don't even like you like that!"
"Come on, Naruto...one little kiss. It won't hurt...much..."
"Last time I gave you 'one little kiss' you pushed me down onto the couch and attempted to molest me!"
"Like what I'm doing right now?"
"Wuaaan–! No Neji! Don't touch me there!"
"Naruto..."
Groan.
Squeel.
"Ueeeen--! Kyaa! Someone help me! Save my virginity!"
Sasuke, deciding he had heard enough (and quite glad that the blond's virginity was still intact), promptly broke down the door, to find a very happy Hyuuga over a deliciously shirtless scarred-for-life-and-about-to-cry Naruto.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed in surprise.
"Ugh...Uchiha..." Neji said annoyed.
"Naruto...I came back for you..." Sasuke whispered huskily.
Naruto promptly pushed off the Hyuuga and walked right up to Sasuke.
Sasuke stared at the way Naruto's hips swung slightly as he walked and as his chest and abs glistened from the sunshine coming in from the window.
Naruto stared at the Uchiha for awhile...they were so close...
Sasuke closed his eyes. It seemed as if he waited forever for this moment. This was perfect, and some stupid Hyuuga cursing his luck in the background, is not going to stop this inevitable ki–
SLAM!
Sasuke whimpered as his body was thrown into a wall. Naruto's hand was still red and steaming from the delivered punch.
The blond smirked, prepared to beat the Uchiha into unconsciousness.
"Welcome back, Sasuke."
No...Sasuke isn't leaving anymore.
"Kami-sama! Why did Naruto punch Sasuke!" Sakura screamed.
"I don't know, but I'm looking forward to this. This is much better than Icha Icha Violence!" Kakashi stated, tucking the orange book away in his Jounin vest, and diverting all his attention to Naruto's window, where he watched the fight, or rather, ass kicking of Uchiha Sasuke.
"I can certainly say this was unexpec– Wow! Good one Naruto! Did you see that kick to the head! That's my boy!" Iruka shouted, clapping his hands, and whistling.
"But why is Naruto beating the shit out of Sasuke?" Kiba asked.
Everyone was at a loss of words. Why was Naruto beating Sasuke?
Their question was answered by an unexpecting source.
"Revenge." Shino said darkly.
Everyone suddenly became mute, sat still in the tree, and watched the fight ensue.
"And take that! And that! And that! Ha!" Naruto said, and with each sentence, added a kick in the gut for emphasis. (Poor Sasuke! T.T)
"You. Are. Not. Leaving. Any. More." He said with non-stop punches to the face.
Neji sat back on the couch where he was previously molesting the blond and chuckled.
"Neji! Go get my duct tape and rope from the closet!"
"Ay, ay, Captain!" Neji said enthusiastically and went off in search of the said items.
Bondage is fun too... thought the perverted Hyuuga. (2)
"I'll lock you up in a basement an no one will ever find you! You are not leaving me behind ever again!"
"Naruto..I'm not leaving...please listen to m–gah!"
Naruto wrapped duct tape around the other boy's mouth and then proceeded to tie him up.
"Wait! Naruto! Don't hurt Sasuke!" Tsunade jumped out of the tree, leaped up to Naruto's floor, and stopped him from further abusing the broken and bruised boy.
"But Tsunade-baba chan! Sasuke is a missing-nin! He abandoned Konaha! And you guys! And me..." he said the last part in a whisper, but it could clearly be heard.
"No, Naruto. You have it all wrong." Iruka interjected. "Sasuke came here to confess his feelings for you and save you from Neji who was -quite loudly- molesting you." he chuckled a bit at the last part.
"Oh...wait! How did you know Neji was molesting me?"
"..."
"W-Well N-Naruto-kun, we were k-kinda in the tree w-watching the whole t-thing..." Hinata mumbled from behind Kiba
"What?!" Sasuke screeched from beneath Naruto.
"So you all knew the truth, but kept your asses in a tree, while Naruto beat the shit out of me!" Sasuke yelled enraged.
"Yup!" Chouji chirped and nodded while popping a salty potato chip in his mouth once again.
"Why didn't you just hit Naruto back? Defend yourself?" Ten Ten asked, confused.
"Because," Naruto said pointing at himself and nodding proudly, "I'm hella strong and Sasuke couldn't beat me if he had a stick up his ass! I am, of course, going to be the Hokage one da-"
"I couldn't hurt Naruto..." Sasuke whispered, his head down.
"Huh?" Naruto asked the brunette confused.
"I can't hurt you Naruto..." Sasuke locked his gaze with Naruto. His eyes swimming with forbidden emotions...
"AWWWWW! KAWAIII!" Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Ten Ten, Lee, Gai (yes, those two) and even Kurenai squeeled from the back.
"Well, they kinda ruined the moment..." Kakashi muttered rolling his eyes, and retrieving his precious Icha Icha once again
But no one was really paying much attention to him, as the girls and our favorite Taijutsu masters were squeeling in the back, the boys were making bets on who would be seme and uke; so Kakashi tried to catch a fleeing Iruka to show him a move in his Icha Icha book that the couple should practice that night.
Moans were coming form the other side of the door in Naruto's apartment, and everyone can tell the former rivals were having a good time...until—
"Kyaa! Neji No Hentai!"
"A threesome...please?" pleaded the white-eyed boy from the other side of the door. He added an adorable un-deniable pout for emphasis.
Just when Naruto was about to give in...
"Ugh! Hyuuga get out! Fucking Voyuer!"
The white-eyed boy was unceremoniously thrown out of the door. He then stomped off in a reign of curses about 'sticks up Uchiha's asses' and 'cute, fuckable blonds.'
(1) Wow! If he can't spot fourteen people in a tree, then Orochimaru didn't do him any good, huh?
(2) Perverted Nejis' aren't very common, huh? So, lets bask in this moment. Ahhh...
Wahhh...I fell so sorry for Neji! T.T
He just wanted some love! So no, I am not bashing Neji! I love him to bits! -squeezes Neji plushie and goes off to read a NejiNaru-