Title: Moments; Chapter 8
Author: myinukoi
Paring(s): SasuNaru, NejiNaru (one-sided), implied KakaIru
Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...
Summary: Naruto has some bad news.
Disclaimer: Not yet...
C h a p t e r 8: Bad News
Naruto entered the living room, where the Uchiha was watching his favorite sitcom. The blond carried a small stack of mail in his hand.
"Anything for me?" Sasuke questioned from the couch.
"Umm..." said Naruto, flipping through the mail quickly. Let's see; bills, taxes, bills, nope. Nothing for Sasu-
Konaha Hospital
The Kyuubi vessel looked at the address on the envelope in shock.
"Huh?" asked the lazy Sharingan-user.
But Naruto didn't answer, seeing as he was now tearing the envelope open and quickly scanning the information inside.
"Oh no!" Naruto gasped.
Sasuke quickly turned away from the sitcom. "What? What is it?"
The look of utter horror on the blond's face made the obsidian-haired boy uneasy.
"Naruto?"
What could be so bad? Sasuke thought.
"Sasuke, I have some bad news...to say the least..." Naruto muttered.
Oh no! Is he breaking up with me? Everything was going so well, too! What did I do wrong?
"You see..."
I bet it was that Hyuuga kid! He seduced Naruto! He took my Naru-chan away from me!
""It's Sakura..."
Sakura? She seduced my kitsune? Well then, she must die too! Naruto...why?...
"She's been in an accident."
Oh...my bad.
"An accident? What happened? Is she alright?"
"The medic-nins don't know yet. She has suffered quite a bit of damage from her last A-rank mission in the Lightening Country. A good number of broken ribs, a pierced lung, cracked skull causing a concussion, dislocated femur, and other injuries so gruesome and complex, I can't even sound them out..." Naruto murmured looking down at the sheet of paper he was obviously reading from.
"Naruto, are you okay?"
Cerulean eyes, swimming with tears gazed back up at me.
"It's gonna be alright, Naruto...Sakura's strong." Sasuke pulled the traumatized blond down to his lap.
"Yeah..." Naruto said. "She is strong isn't she?"
"Damn straight!" the Uchiha exclaimed, brightening the kitsune's mood even further.
"We'll visit her right now."
"Thank you, Sasuke."
"No problem, Naru-chan."
Naruto quickly scanned through the mail again, his eyes still swimming with tears, but a comforting smile adorned his face, all the same.
"Wow!" Naruto exclaimed in happy astonishment.
Sasuke looked towards his boyfriend.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted locking gazes with the said Uchiha. "I have some good news!"
"What? Is Sakura's gonna be alright?" Sasuke asked, hope tainting his usually cold tone.
"No," the blond smiled. "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
A/N: You didn't expect that, huh? Well, if you did, then you're good. I got my inspiration from this video on Youtube, but I have no idea where it is now. Ah, well. Review please.