Title: Moments; Chapter 9

Author: myinukoi

Paring(s): SasuNaru, NejiNaru (one-sided), implied KakaIru

Warnings: Yaoi, sexual references...

Summary: Sasuke discover's Naruto has a personal aphrodisiac that turns him into a sex-craving, horny-beyond-belief, ravish-worthy kitsune! Of course, what kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn't use this information to his advantage?

Disclaimer: Not yet...

C h a p t e r 9: Aphrodisiac

†Ichiraku Ramen; 8:38 pm†

"Oi, old man!" A exuberant blond caught the ramen owners attention. "Today...I want four pork ramen, seven shrimp ramen, three chicken ramen, five teriyaki beef ramen..." the blond continued.

Sasuke sighed and pulled out his heavy wallet. When taking Naruto out to eat, one must be prepared...

He waited patiently for five minutes as the Kyuubi-holder shouted out ramen flavors and various quantities..

"...and two more Cajun chicken ramen, only one spicy vegetable ramen, you know how I hate veggies so put as few in there as possible--" (at this Sasuke interjected 'Then why even bother eating it and making me buy it?') "-- and twelve miso ramen...and ooh! Ano sa, ano sa-- old man? What's that?"

Ichiraku, who had been furiously scribbling down the orders at an inhuman pace, paused to look at the menu chart to where the blond was pointing.

"Ah, that's our new specialty! Wanna try Naruto?" the man asked eagerly. Money is money, and Naruto with his boyfriend, were high paying customers!

"Yeah, yeah!" The blond nodded enthusiastically, drooling at the sight.

"Ya got it, kid!" And with that, the old man proceeded to carry out the orders of the mass quantities of ramen.

Naruto waited impatiently, as his many bowls of ramen were placed in front of him. The blond scouted the sea of noodles and broth until he came upon the unfamiliar ramen specialty.

He grabbed it eagerly and was about to take a huge bite until he looked down at what he was actually eating.

"Ewww..." the blond said, using a chopstick to point at the greenish-blackish glob of glime that resided on the noodles. "What's that?" he said, a gruesome expression, marring his innocent features.

Ichiraku looked down at the gunk in his ramen and then let his gaze rest on Naruto. "It's what you ordered." the man behind the counter said blandly at the blond's rude behavior towards his cooking.

"Yeah, but what is it made of?" Naruto asked, poking the glob carefully with a chopstick.

"To be honest," the old man said glancing at the meal, "I have no idea..."

That cannot be sanitary...

"Who cares, Naruto. I'm paying for it so you're eating eat." Sasuke interjected coldly. That was the most expensive thing on the menu, and he'd be damned if the blond refused to eat it.

"But Sasu---" Naruto began, before being cut off.

"Don't start with me, Naruto..." the Uchiha threatened, "Eat." He said, pointing to the meal.

"But--"

"Eat!"

"Okay.." the blond eeped, quickly taking a bite out of the discolored blob.

"Good boy." Sasuke reached out to pat the blond mop of hair only to stop at Naruto's expression.

"Na-Naruto? You okay?" the Uchiha asked gently.

Ichiraku stopped drying a wet ramen bowl to gawk at the Kyuubi boy.

Naruto's mouth was ajar and his face was flushed. His arms were siff at his side making him appear momentarily frozen. The blond's eyes were clouded over and his pupils were dialating and expanding making him seem, bug-eyed and alien-ish.

"What did you do to my Naruto!" The Uchiha yelled, turning on the old man.

The man looked pale. Ooohh...this will not be good for business...

"Sasuke..."a husky voice ground out. A pleasurable shiver coursed through out the aforementioned boy's spine.

The Uchiha turned to face the blond.

Naruto never, ever used that voice--unless it was a birthday, anniversary, very special occasion or when he was---

Gulp.

"Y-Yes Naruto?"

--seriously, drop-dead horny.

Naruto's pink lips were wet, and pursed in a pout. His eyelids, drooped around clouded lust-filled blue orbs. His gaze was locked on Sasuke, never wavering.

Hell Yeah!

The simple look the blond was giving him, and the undeniable horniness radiating off the boy in waves, instantly made the dark-haired boy hard.

"Let's go home, Sa-su-ke...so I can... thank you...properly... for buying me ramen." Naruto was behind him, nuzzling his neck, and purring suggestively.

Sasuke swiftly, pulled out his wallet, dropped it on the counter, and lifted Naruto over his shoulder (cave-man style XD), and quickly jumped roof to roof, back to the Uchiha manor, with a horny demon-vessel in his arms.

Hmm, thought the old man behind the counter who watched the entire scene in mild interest (the pervert!), at least they're weren't any customers or yaoi-fangirls to see this.

He then grabbed the Uchiha's abandoned wallet, promptly emptied it, and then proceeded to stuff his cash register to the brim.

†Uchiha Manor, Master Bedroom; 6:39 am†

"Come on, Sasuke. One more time."

"Na-Naruto...please. I-I'm tired. We didn't even rest. We were up all n-night, doing...that." -blush- "..I j-just can't anymore.." the Uchiha said to his lover tiredly.

He laid naked next to the blond in soiled disarrayed sheets. Last night was...mind-blowing, to say the least.

"Hmph...party-pooper!" the blond pouted, apparently, not in the least bit tired.

"Rest Naruto, w-we have to go to t-the bridge in..." Sasuke glanced at the clock and winced, "half an h-hour."

"Oh, well better start getting dressed!" the blond leaped out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

Sasuke nodded and winced as he stood up. How is he sore, when he was on top last night?

Sasuke left as well, prepared to face a sleep-drained day.

†The Bridge; 9:34 am†

"Yo." Kakashi greeted his two late pupils.

"See, Sasuke-teme! No we were later than Kakashi-sensei! And that's saying something!" Naruto yellled at his boyfriend. At this, Kakashi pouted.

"Mmpgh..." was the brunette's only reply.

"Ohayao Naruto-kun, Sasuke-ku--Oh my, Sasuke! You look..." Sakura searched for the word, but settled for, "..different."

And 'different' the Uchiha looked, because today his face was paler than usual, black rings underlined his dull red eyes, and the way his feet dragged wearily on the ground, reminded Sakura so much of her jii-chan. But the reason Sasuke looked truly 'different' today, was the large grin that was plastered on his face.

"Oi! Sasuke! Had a rough night?" Kakashi joked.

Sasuke simply nodded, grin still intact.

"You think you'll be able to train today?"

Sasuke shook his head, 'no'.

"Why not?" Kakashi asked. Surely a night's lack of sleep won't be able to side-track the lone survivor of the Uchiha clan.

"Gotta take Naruto to get ramen..." Sasuke slurred.

"Um...but Sasuke," Sakura interjected, "that's not enough reason to skip out on trai-"

"HELL YEAH! Sasu-chan you're the best!" Naruto then glomped the said Uchiha, and dragged him off to Ichiraku's before Sakura could finish her sentence, or Kakashi could object.

Sakura puffed in indignitation at being ignored by the boys, while Kakashi mearly smiled.

†Ichiraku Ramen; 10:02 am†

"Ano sa, Ano sa, old man!" Naruto chirped happily as he took a seat on the stool.

The said man turned, surprised to see his favorite customer once again. He thought he would never see the couple again, due to the incident from last night.

"Okay. Once again, I want,-" Ichiraku made to pull out his notebook and pen, "-Are ya ready? Okay... four pork ramen, seven shrimp ramen, three chicke-"

"No. He wants that crap that you served him last time." Sasuke interjected, his voice no longer seeming weary, but laced with excitement.

"Huh? Stupid teme...ignore him, he's been acting strange all morning. Anyway, as I was saying..." Naruto began but was cut off once again.

"Old man," Sasuke gave Ichiraku his famous death glare. "I said, give him the same shit you fed him last time. The one that made him go all psycho. Give. Him. That."

"But Sasuke..." Naruto pouted but was cut off by Sasuke's cold glare.

The ramen was placed in front of Naruto five minutes later, by shaking wrinkled old hands.

"Eww...not again..." the blond sighed, and used the tip of his chopstick to poke at the familiar glob. The tiny piece of slimy gunk that was on the Kyuubi boy's chopstick, was tentatively put to his lips, but was abruptly stopped by a pale hand.

Naruto turned to look at his boyfriend.

"Naruto. Take a big chunk, and eat it. No, eat it all. Every single last drop, and then you can lick the bowl clean for all I care. I just want all of the contents in that bowl, to be in your stomach."

"Fwueen...--! Sasuke! You make me so angr-"

"You have thirty seconds. Go!"

The blond saw the time limit as a challenge, so he quickly began to devour the contents of the bowl and ignored how his throat felt on fire as he gulped down the hot broth. Stupid Sasuke! I'll show him! Thinks he can order me around to—

Narrate froze, and it seemed, he was suffering from the same side-effects as he was last night, at the bar.

Sasuke stared at his boyfriend, a mischievous smirk on his face.

"Ah, so it's true...I guess whatever is in this crap, makes Naru-chan horny as hell. Good..."

He smirked once again, as he saw the familiar hunger and lust in the blond's eyes.

"Are you ready to leave, Na-ru-to?"

†One Week Later, Konaha; 5:07 pm†

"Ah, Uchiha. You look like shit. If you don't keep up appearances, the kitsune will start to...wander." Neji Hyuuga smirked at the Uchiha's state. He looked like he hasn't slept, bathed, or ate for days (1).

"Hm...whatever Hyuuga." Sasuke muttered, obviously not in the right state of mind.

It was then that the said kitsune, appeared from behind Sasuke, only to look no better than the Uchiha himself.

"You asshole! What have you done to my kitsune!" Neji yelled, appalled at the blond's appearance and weariness. Seeing his blond in such a state was heart-wrenching for the Byakugan-user.

"Hm...Neji...Hi." Naruto muttered, his eyes half-lidded, and his steps uncoordinated and sluggish.

"Come here, Naru-chan. Did the mean Uchiha hurt you?" Neji held the boy close, and sniffed the blond mop of hair, ignoring the putrid smell, simply glad to be close to his Naru-chan.

"You have no idea..." Naruto said, recalling last night and rubbling his ass in discomfort.

Neji didn't hear him and then asked, "Would ramen make your ouchies better?"

"NO!" the Uchiha yelled, suddenly regaining his energy. "You won't be feeding my Naruto anything of the sort! I will kill you, you asshole!"

"Then will you take me to Ichiraku's, Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"Of course, baby, let's go."

Neji stood there as the pair walked off, making the decision to spend the rest of the day 'watching' (or what others might call, stalking) the couple.

†Hyuuga's Branch House Compound, Neji's Room; 10:23 pm†

"Okay Neji, think. Think! You're a genius dammit!" the Byakugan-user muttered to himself.

So...what have I learned today?

1. Uchiha is eager to get Naruto to eat ramen...at Ichiraku

2. This is suspicious because he despises wasting his money buying my kitsune ramen. (Dammit...I would love to buy my baby ramen. Stupid Uchiha doesn't know how to take care of my Naru-chan...)

3. Ichiraku has a new dish.

4.Naruto only eats this dish, despite his usual need to eat varying quantities and types of ramen when he visits the noodle stand.

5. Sasuke forces him to eat the dish (abusing bastard!) despite Naruto's whelms against it.

6. They then leave to have, presumedly, extremely hot sex. (Grrr...)

So, what could be happening to Naruto?

X-Being poisoned by the Uchiha bastard

X-A mysterious jutsu is placed on the ramen causing the Uchiha bastard to rape my Naruto

?-The new ramen is an aphrodisiac towards Naruto.

Ah, if my answer truly is number three, I can find a way to use this knowledge to my advantage...

Neji sighed, and reached under his bed where he secretly keeps his safe. He pulled it out, accessed the code, and began to count his money and valuables.

Kukukuku...

†Uchiha Manor, Master Bedroom; 9:04 am†

-Five minutes after non-stop sex-

"Oi! Naruto? Wanna skip out on training and get some ramen?"

"But we h-haven't been to t-training for a week, Sasuke! I'm t-tired...And you always m-make me eat that crap when we go to Ichiraku's. The o-only reason he hasn't cancelled it from the m-menu is because you buy about t-twenty-bowls a d-day..." Naruto said, utterly drained. He could bearly talk without stuttering. He just wanted some sleep...Oh, how the tables have turned!

"And that old bastard better not cancel that wondrous food from the menu. Kami knows what will happen if I don't have my dai- I mean...if you don't have your daily dose of that ramen!"

"Uh huh..." Naruto sighed and turned his back to the Uchiha in an attempt to get more sleep, but was yanked out of bed by a hand with a death-grip.

†Ichiraku Ramen; 9:12 am†

"Oi, Old man! You know what he needs! The usual! Chop chop!" Sasuke yelled barging into the, before, peacefully quiet ramen bar.

Ichiraku sighed. Kids these days...no respect for they're elders.

The young Uchiha was practically dragging a sleeping Naruto in his arms.

"Sorry kid, if you're asking about that octopus/seaweed stuff we serve you usually, you ain't gonna find it here.."

"What!" the Uchiha yelled enraged, his Sharingan flaring to life. "Don't go crazy on me, old man! Serve it up, quick!"

"I told you! We have no more!" yelled Ichiraku, loosing his patience. "Some freaky white-eyed boy bought it all."

Silence.

"What?" the Sharingan-user asked quietly.

"Some boy came in; white eyes, long dark hair...he said he needed all the green gooey stuff we got so he could 'get down with his blond kitsune'...whatever the hell that means...I don't understand how you young hip-folk speak now-a-days..."

"How much did he offer you! I'll pay twice as much! Three times!" Sasuke yelled, now swinging his lover around through his rage, as if the blond was a rag doll.

"Sorry kid. It's all gone. Every last drop."

"Eurrggh! Damn you, Hyuuga! Damn you to Hell!" Sasuke screeched, raising his fist to the air, in silent oath that Neji's blood will be spilt for denying Naruto his 'mo-jo', as he so affectionally called it.

The blond woke up by the violent treatment he was recieving from the obsidian-haired boy, and stealthily broke his way free from the deranged boy's grip. He exited the bar, and was greeted by none other than -guess who?- Hyuuga Neji.

"Hey Neji! What's up?"

"Nothing, Naruto. I was just wondering... Do you want to come over to my house and have some ramen?"

(1): The two barely get any sleep, the only time they bathe is when they have sex in the shower (XD), and the only time they eat is when their sex involves kinky stuff: like strawberries, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup,etc! Yumm...