A/N: Thanks for the reviews! They mean so much to me! I love you all! Please enjoy this chapter.

Warnings: Shounen-ai (boyxboy love) het and first attempt at humor. Not to mention OOCness and swearing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto recall some of the previous double dates they have shared with their friends. The dates were, as you should all know, quite humorus.

Pairings: (X)SasukexNaruto

(X)ShikamaruxTemari

LeexGaara

KibaxHinata

NejixNaruto (one-sided)

(X)KakashixIruka

Please don't hate me (or flame me) if you don't like the pairings.

Chapter 10: Double Dates Part 1
Our two favorite boys could be found in the Uchiha Manor, sitting on a dark-colored plush couch in the enormous living room. The television was off and there was a calm, serene silence. Naruto sat on his boyfriend's lap snuggling up to his chest, while Sasuke wrapped his arms possessively around the kitsune, his chin resting atop the Kyuubi-vessel's blond mop of hair.

"...Sasuke...?"

"Hn?"

"...You awake?"

"Yeah..."

"Ya' wanna talk?..."

"About what?"

"Stuff..."

"Like...?"

"Us?"

"What about 'us'?"

"I'm lucky..."

"Why?"

"To have you..."

"I hope you realize that you are seriously pushing the sappy-scale in our relationship."

"Jerk."

"Usuratonkatchi."

"Baka."

"Dobe."

"Asshole."

"I love you."

Naruto laughed. Sasuke probably just wanted to stop the fight early before it escalated and somehow resulted in them not having any sex that night.

"Love you too, teme."

Sasuke chuckled and kissed the blond on the cheek.

"But seriously Sasuke...I'm really glad I have you. Remember all those double dates we went on with our friends?-" Sasuke shuddered. "-I'm just glad I don't have a partner like them..."

"Kami, Naruto...Me too.." Sasuke whispered.

Naruto and Sasuke then recalled their date with Shikamaru and Temari...

/Double Date with Shikamaru and Temari/
"Wow Shikamaru! You have a really nice house!" Naruto beamed.

The two couples decided to eat dinner at Shikamaru's house because--

"It would have been too troublesome to go anywhere else..." the lazy boy muttered.

"When do we eat?" Sasuke asked impatiently.

"Dinner's coming right up!" Temari yelled from her post in the kitchen.

"Yosh!" Naruto yelled and plopped his butt in a seat on the left side of the dinner table. He grabbed his forks and banged them on the table while shouting: "Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!"

Shikamaru closed his eyes and used his thumb and forefinger to rub at his temples. "Is he always this troublesome?" Shikamaru asked wearily to the Uchiha.

But Sasuke was paying him no heed as he watched his blond bounce and yell energetically (1). Aww...he's so kawaii! the Uchiha thought happily.

Temari then came into the dining room, balancing four plates of steaming hot food on her two arms.

"Fuweeen...-! Dinner is here! It smells so good Temari-san!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Mmmm...Looks delicious, love.." Shikamaru whispered in her ear, but the Sand-nin had a feeling he wasn't talking about dinner...

"Thanks, Shika-chan-" at this Naruto chuckled: Haha...Shika-chan! "-Here you go." She said placing dinner in front of the three men.

All males in the room began to eat furiously (Sasuke, not as much). The food was delicious. In Naruto's opinion it was almost as good as ramen...almost.

"Temari?" Shikamaru's dull voice rang out in the silent room (take away the munching and sounds of contentment), "This is delicious. Did you buy different ingredients from the grocery store when you left this morning?"

Temari beamed, glad that her boyfriend recognized a difference in her cooking. He's so observant!

"Well actually, you won't believe what happened to me on my way to the grocery store! I was on my way to the market, when I saw the dead rotted body of a poor opossum. I couldn't just leave the road-kill there in the street, even though it looked like it had been rotting away for days... so I took it with me, planning to bury it later or something. Well, after finding a bag to store it in, I went to the market, only to discover it was close. I just shrugged and came back home... I never did get a chance to bury that opossum... but it did go to good use."

Shikamaru and Sasuke stared at the fan-weilding woman in shock.

O.o - was the only way you could descibe the two of their expressions at that moment.

They both looked down at the 'meat' that was served to them.

Yet of course, Naruto, who was blissfilly oblivious to the obvious innendous, continued to eat merrily yet said in a saddened tone, "Poor opossum..."

Sasuke kicked Naruto under the table hard in the shins, abruptly stopping the blond's consumation of the now labeled 'Mystery Meat'. He promised to explain the situation to the younger boy later...

"Um...T-Temari?" Shikamaru looked towards his girlfriend, shock oh-so evident on his face. "If you didn't buy any groceries, and you didn't bury the opossum...what are we eating?"

Temari stared at the three men for awhile, a look of utter nervousness spreading over her features.

"Ah...um...er...Just something I found... in the back of the freezer!" she laughed awkwardly.

But when the three boys attempted to make an exit from their the dining table, Temari barked, "Now eat your dinner!"

"Yeah, that was...that was..." Naruto searched for the words...

"Nasty!" Sasuke interjected, internally squirming at the memory.

"Hmph! But not as bad as..."

/Double Date with Kakashi and Iruka/
The four men (consisting of two students and two teachers), decided to share a date at a new restuaraunt that opened up in the lower parts of Konoha. The dinner was actually going quite well. Naruto and Iruka were talking animatedly, Sasuke was eating quietly, and Kakashi was openly leering at Iruka.

"Ewww! Kakashi-sensei! Stop staring at Iruka-sensei down there!" Naruto shouted in disgust, glaring at the Jounin.

"Eh?" Kakashi asked oh-so innocently as he suddenly had his Icha Icha in hand, and seemed to be doing nothing else but reading it.

"Naruto! What are you talking about? Kakashi's not staring at me?" Iruka looked at the blond in puzzlement.

"But!...ah...nevermind..." Naruto said returning to his food.

The dinner went on as Iruka bended over his chair to reach for his napkin that mysteriously fell to the floor.

Kakashi abruptly stopped reading his Icha Icha to lift his forehead protector, showing his single Sharingan eye, and taking a mental image to save for later...

He then took Iruka by the hips and placed him back on his seat.

"Fuweeen...-! Kakashi-sensei you pervert!"

"What is it now, dobe?" Sasuke uttered wearily.

"Stupid Sasuke-teme! Didn't you see what Kakashi-sensei did to Iruka-sensei?" the blond yelled heatedly

"Helped him off the floor?"

"Ugh...no he...he..." Naruto blushed.

"Uh huh..." Sasuke said disbelievingly and returned to his food.

Naruto takes a break off of ramen for a few days and look at him now...Sasuke thought.

Naruto turned to glare at his sensei, but the man mearly winked (or did he blink?) and continued to silently slurp his soup and take quick glances at his Icha Icha.Waaaaan! I feel like crying! How come no one will believe me! Not even my boyfriend! Everyone knows what a pervert he is, so how come they think I'm the liar! I bet they think I'm nothing but a stupid kid! Dumb adults! And their dumb Icha books! Think they're so great...Hmph!

Naruto pushed his plate away, crossed his arms over his chest, and pouted.

Sasuke and Iruka stared at Naruto in annoyment while Kakashi chuckled.

"What are you laughing about you stupid jerk!" Naruto yelled pointing to Kakashi's face.

"Why Naruto, is that anyway to talk to your beloved sensei?"

"You want to rape Iruka-sensei, ecchi hentai!"

"Naruto! That's extremely rude of you to say to Kakashi-sensei! Apologize righ-"

"No my dear Iruka-koi. Naruto-chan is right." Kakashi interjected sadly.

"W-What? You w-wanna rape m-me?" Iruka asked fearfully.

"I love you, Iruka! And I always will! I want to spend the rest of my life with you...if you'd let me. So that is why I'm asking you, and only you--"

Kakashi got down on one knee, Naruto gagged.

"--My dear Iruka would you mind--" Pause. "accompanying me to the Twenty-Third Annual Icha Icha Paradise Yaoi/Shounen-Ai Comic Convention?"

Silence.

"What?" Iruka said astonished.

"Would you mind accompanying me to the Twen-" Kakashi was ready to repeat.

"Yeah, yeah...Okay Kaka-kun!"

"YOSH!" Kakashi yelled, pumping his fist into the air, and receiving lots of attention from other customers.

Goodness, he must have been spending too much time with Gai... Iruka thought distressingly.

"Let's go, Iru-chan!" Kakashi cheered, grabbing the tanned Chuunin and dragging him out of the restaurant.

Naruto pouted...again.

"Sasu-chan...let's go home. I'm tired. Kakashi-sensei irritates me. Iruka-sensei might be getting raped. And will you cuddle with me?"

"Ah, sure Naru-chan. Come on, let's go." Sasuke said, standing up.

"Yea!" Naruto hugged his boyfriend and exited the restaurant in a flash.

As Sasuke was about to take his leave as well he noticed that in his hurry, Kakashi managed to drop his precious Icha Icha comic.

Making sure no one was looking and blushing slightly, Sasuke picked the book up carefully from the floor.

He looked at the page to where his teacher was previously reading and gaped in horror.

He was expecting naughty pictures, youth-corrupting stories-- but not this...

How to: Icha Icha Style! Entertain Yourself on Boring Double Dates!

You and Your Date-Date No.1

The Accompanying Date-Date No. 2

1. Find a target from Date No. 2; perferably the dumber one.

2. Make the target paranoid --use whatever methods you see fit; most commonly perverted ones.

3. If you have done step 2 correctly, your date and your target's date should feel as though the target is slightly off their rocker.

4. If you opt for it, use this time to confess your undying love for your date. Use their currently mushy feelings to convince them to agree to a situation which they wouldn't normally correspond with otherwise.

5. Go home to do it Icha Icha-style; abandon the second date-- don't. look. back.

6. Make sure Date No. 2 is left to pay.

Grrr...Kakashi-sensei!

Sasuke looked down at the table, his Sharingan blaring to life. And there, as expected, was a large white check.

"Stupid Kakashi!" Sasuke said, enraged at the memory.

"I told you." Naruto said, examining his fingernails.

"Playing us like that!"

"I told you."

"Can you believe him!"

"I told you."

"Shut up, Naruto."

(1) If that sounded perverted, it wasn't supposed to.

A/N: That's Part 1. I know I said this would stop at ten chapters but my idea is too long for one chapter alone. So expect chapter 11 and part two soon, because I'm not done yet!