This one is a little disturbing so I warn you all!
Warning: Swearing and some sex talk may accure!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FOAMY NOR DO I OWN BEYBLADE
ENJOY...
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sugarismybestfriend - Max
Science nerd - Kenny
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Science nerd: porn, porn, AH! come on, why can't I just get my email without some fuckin' perverted advertisments
sugarismybestfriend: right, won't you mind explaining that
Science nerd: dude look, I have 138 emails in my inbox but only 5 of them are worth reading; the rest of them are porn ads
Science nerd: blow jobs, anual sex and all that other bullshit
Science nerd: I don't even think these people do reasherch on their target audiance
Science nerd: what makes them think I am remotaly interested in anual sex?
sugarismybestfriend: you mean, they give you a request for an anual of your liking?
Science nerd: No, no anual sex. I don't want anny anual sex and I don't want anymore of this porn shit in my email; damit!
Science nerd: don't they realize i'm a guy and I have no use for school GIRL tit fucking.
Science nerd: if they are marketing this shit to girls, fine just keep it outta my fuckin' mail box
Science nerd: I'm not interested in any of it
sugarismybestfriend: I can't understand you humans with your whole international sex thing
Science nerd: ...but- oh never mind
Science nerd: it's not me, and I dont' think as many people are obsessed with sex as marketing would want you to believe
Science nerd: it's all just some ployed to make people feel inadiquit than they really are. this way
Science nerd: guys go out and by fake hair and viagra while women go get their breasts inlarged for no reason
sugarismybestfriend: what about the blow advertisment?
Science nerd: you mean 'Bathroom blow Jobs by beautiful bouncing bitches'?
sugarismybestfriend: you pay to watch sex in the bathroom!
Science nerd: uh, I don't know, probably. I just hope they slip on a pile of crap and crack their heads open on the toilet
sugarismybestfriend: yea that would be easy, then you would just have to flush their brain down the toilet
Computer message for 'Science nerd': YOU GOT PORN
Science nerd: AH! come on!
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Yes I know this one was actually short but I really do hope you all thought it was amusing
R&R
-DS411-