Taking Risks for Love 3
OFF SCENE
S.Y.L.- People, people, the director said that the show will be on in 5 minutes. Get a move on!
Inuyasha- Sheesh, any way, who is the new person?
(Hint, hint!)
S.Y.L.- Shush! Don't tell anyone. The new person is……
Inuyasha- Ok!
Disclaimer person- Sexyoukoluver do NOT own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho!
(Lights, camera, and ACTION!)
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"Hello, everybody. Welcome to the 3rd episode of Taking Risks for Love! I am your show host, Sexyoukoluver!" said S.Y.L., "We shall continue our little game!"
(Up next are Naraku and Inuyasha)
"Ok, the question is….. what is Naraku's newest plan to steal Kagome and the Shikon No Tama?" asked S.Y.L.
(The answer is made up by Sexyoukoluver)
"Ummm, barge right in and take her and the jewel?" said Inuyasha.
"No, Naraku?" asked S.Y.L.
"To put sleeping powder on every companions of Kagome and herself, then pick her up and fly to my castle, ku ku ku!" laughed Naraku, evilly, "When she is in my castle, I shall change her clothes into a very sexy kimono
"Correct!" Cheered SYL, not affected by Naraku's evil laugh.
(Pick a girl!)
"The one in the middle." Answered Naraku hoping that it is Kagome.
(The girl is…. Kagura!)
"What!" screamed Naraku.
"She's the new girl." Shrugged Kagome.
(Snap!) (Naraku tied to a pole)
(Smooch!)
"Eww!" said all the characters except for Kuwabaka, who is sleeping.
(Up next are Yusuke, Hei, Kurama, and Kuwabaka!)
"The question is…………. What is Kuwabaka's favorite phrase?"
"Hn." Said Hei.
"Wrong." Said SYL
"I'm gonna beat you up, Yusuke." Said Kurama.
"Sorry, but no." answered SYL
"I love girls." Said Yusuke.
"Nope!" chirped SYL
"Will you be my girlfriend?" asked Kuwabaka.
"No to the question and yes to the answer." Said SYL
(Pick a girl)
"Left girl with beautiful curves."said Kuwabaka, hungrily.
(The girl is….. Yukina!)
(Nope, wrong!)
(She is Sango in her fighting clothes!)
"What, me kiss a big oaf like him!" yelled Sango.
"The contract." Warned SYL
"Ok, fine." Said the defeated Sango.
(Snap!) (Sango tied to a couch laying down.)
(Kuwabaka runs to Sango)
(Kuwabaka trips)
(Kuwabaka lands on Sango with his face on her boobs)
(Kuwabaka grins and sit on Sango's right foot)
(Sango screams and kicked Kuwabaka with her free left foot.)
(Kuwabaka falls on floor)
(Characters sighed and SYL pushed the tied Sango into the open (but smelly too) arms of Kuwabaka.)
(Snago stops struggling and sighed with eyes closed.)
(Kuwabaka leans in)
Smack! Smooch!
"Ewwwww!" said all the characters except for Sango and Kuwabaka. Kuwabaka is just sitting there grinning stupidly while the now freed Sango is in the bathroom gagging in the toilet.
"Stay tune for episode 4!" said gagging SYL.
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OFF SCENE
Sango- I am going to kill the director!
Director- Now, now, the contract.
Sango- Oh, did I say kill? I meant beat the crap out of him.
Director- (Runs away from angry Sango)
Sango- Please Review! (Punch, Kick, Punch!)
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SYL- Thank you!
Review People: Response
FireFoxShadowWolf- Um. Thanks? (Sweat drop!)