Taking Risks for Love 4
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(Off Stage before Show)
S.Y.L. - Hurry up! The show is about to start!
Yusuke- Hey, SYL. Do I look hot or what?
SYL- Yeah, you defiantly look, well…., PRETTY UGLY!
Yusuke- Why you…….. (Grumble grumble)
Director- Calm down, people, no need to get mad AGAIN! (Got hit and kicked by SANGO!)
SYL- Yikes, da director's angry!
(On Stage)
SYL- Hello, welcome back to the 4th episode of Taking Risks for Love! (Clap, Clap) This episode is special because this is the episode when the series ends. (Short isn't it?) But wait, this is when the real pairings shows up and all of them kiss at the same time!
All- What!
SYL- ON with the story.
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SYL- Who is Kagome's crush?
Inuyasha- That Hobo dude
Hei- Hn
Yusuke- Me.
Kuwabaka- Me!
Miroku- Me…. -SMACK! By Sango- Kidding….
Shippo- Duh… a hot dude. (True……)
Sesshomaru- Any but Inuyasha.
Naraku- Me!
SYL- All of you, no!
Kurama- Inuyasha.
SYL- Yes, Kurama, kiss Kagome.
Kagome- (Sleeping)
Kurama- (Walk to Kagome, lean down and kiss.)
Kagome- (Wakes up and slap Kurama.)
SYL- And now the pairings! By how they kissed or not.
First- Kagome and Kurama
Second- Miroku and Sango
Third- Naraku and Kagura
Fourth- Shippo and Rin
Fifth- Kuwabaka and Yukina
Sixth- Boton and Hei
Seventh- Sesshomaru and no one
Eighth and last are Inuyasha and the one and only… Stinky Kikyou!
Inuyasha- What!
Kikyou- Inuyasha, kill that SYL girl for me.
Inuyasha- Ok. (Walks over to SYL)
SYL- You can't kill me.
Inuyasha- Why?
SYL- Because of THE contract.
Inuyasha- What contract.
SYL- This one. (Hands the contract to Inuyasha.)
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Inuyasha and Kikyou's (Stinky too.) Contract
This contract proves that Inuyasha and stinky Kikyou will stay in the show until it's done, will not kill SYL, the director, or any one else on the show. This also proves that Kikyou agrees that she is stinky.
The signatures prove it!
Inuyasha
Kikyou
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Inuyasha- I did not sign this.
SYL- Yes you did, in the forest, while making out with Kikyou. Looks like you didn't notice.
Kikyou- I'm not stinky.
SYL- Yes you are.
Inuyasha- Let's go, Kikyou. Their bches and bards. (Walks away with Kikyou)
SYL- (Says nothing and throw a boot at Inuyasha's head)
Inuyasha- (Falls down, faint, and wakes up) Where am I?
Kikyou- We are about to leave Inu-poo.
Inuyasha- No way, I ain't leaving with an ugly, stinky girl like YOU! (Walks away) Girls these days.
Kikyou- (Leaves angrily)
SYL- This episode is over and so is this series! Hope you enjoyed! And good bye!
All-Bye, see you next time!
Sorry if the whole fanfic. is short, I'm getting lazy, aren't I?
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