Medieval Matrix
Want A Bro
Note: This is my first matrix fic, R&R!
Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, and Apogg (he's still alive) are fighting Smith and Twins, Cypher, and grunts. AU.
Neo ducked as Smith took a swing at him, and did a backwards flip, kicking him in the head. Apogg was whaling on some grunts with a mace (I don't know how he got it), Morpheus was fighting Cypher, and Trinity was fighting the Twins. Suddenly a wormhole opened up and sucked them all up into the world of Saw.
"What the hell?" said Neo.
"Don't bad word in front of Twin 2. It makes him cry," said Twin 1, while Twin 2 wept. "There, there," he said, patting his shoulder.
"Oooooooooooookay," said Neo, checking his surroundings.
There was broken plumage and baths of water in a dirty tile-floored room with flickering lights. Suddenly a voice came out of an intercom.
"Hello, freedom fighters and enemies," it said in a menacing voice. "You're here to play a set of games. If you win, you get to live. But there are thousands of other prizes! Including free ringtones, sports gear, and sponsored merchandise. I hope you like the Peanuts characters!" said a voice.
"Tony the Tiger?" asked Morpheus.
"No I'm that clown thing from the Saw movies."
"Is this the Matrix?" asked Morpheus.
"No," it said.
"Crap," said Smith, Neo, and the Twins.
"It's an alternate dimension where I control everything that happens to you. You have to survive the past."
"Without our Matrix powers? But I don't actually know kung fu! I just strongly believe I know kung fu so I can fight in an alternate dimension…dude I just realized how sad that is." said Neo.
"Haha! I can still fight! I have a gun." Said Apogg.
"Actually that was another thing some artificial intelligence (that you created, by the way, and kicked your ass) made you believe." Said Saw Thing.
"Dude, I just realized how sad that is!" said Neo.
"Yeah, how exactly did they beat us if we made them?" said Morpheus.
"Yeah, that's what aliens with the secret of peace and happiness too mankind said too before you humans ate them all ten thousand years ago," said Saw Thing.
"What!" said everyone in the room except for Morpheus who burped.
"Is that how the Ice Age happened?" asked Morpheus, trying to cover himself up.
"One of them…" said Saw Thing.
"Anyway, you're gonna have to work as a team to stay alive." Said Saw Thing.
"Good! 'Cause me and Cypher are friends!" said Neo, wrapping his arms around the traitor.
"Okay! Just 'cause I gave you lighter fluid for a drink and you thought it was booze doesn't mean we're friends! But I will be if you start smoking…with lighter fluid,"
"Look, guys, I think we need to think about our plan-
"Trinity?"
"Yeah?"
"Did anyone ask you to talk?"
"No,"
"Then shut up."
"Whoa, Neo, I thought you two like each other," said Apogg.
"We kind of have this Eminem/newest wife relationship."
"Oh,"
Okay screw this!" said Saw Thing. "You're going in the past!"