It was around midday on Saturday and Adrien was well he wasn't doing great.

"That's it, I'm done, finished, there's no point trying any longer." Adrien lamented to himself out loud as he cleared his desk throwing away anything that looked even slightly romantic, his awkward kiss with Marinette had been sort of an eye opener realistically he couldn't have any sort of relationship as Chat Noir and he certainly couldn't reveal his identity to anyone, he'd already tried dating as Adrien and that hadn't worked either so he had come to the conclusion that love just wasn't in the cards for him right now.

"Done with what kid?" Plagg was pretty sure he knew what he was talking about already but he decided to ask anyway.

"Love Plagg, it's just not worth it, I'm just focusing on friendship from now on." Adrien answered as he threw a notepad of romantic poetry in the trash.

"That's the most sensible thing you've said in months" Plagg said nonchalantly, throwing a piece of camembert into the air and catching it in his mouth. "There's less pressure that way" Plagg finished with his mouthful of cheese.

"I'm not sure what else I expected out of you…" Adrien sighed before standing up stretching a little.

"Hey Plagg, would you mind if we took a stroll?" Plagg was reluctant but he knew running around as Chat Noir helped Adrien clear his head sometimes so after a moment he nodded.

"Thanks, I'll be sure to get you something tasty later, Plagg Claws out" As soon as he was transformed Adrien leaped out of the window and into the city it was a little early too early for him to run around without being noticed but he didn't really mind

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Ondine was frustrated, progress with her boyfriend Kim had been slow moving, it'd been months since she'd told him how she felt, he'd invited her out to watch a movie afterwards and he walked her home from swimming class, so she assumed it was a yes, but they hadn't even kissed yet and really, they didn't act like a couple at all he treated her like just another one of the guys.

"Are you happy with how things are between us?" She asked somewhat hesitantly seemingly catching him off guard

"Well yeah why wouldn't I be?" Kim asked in a confused tone genuinely unsure why she was asking.

"Well don't you think things are a little slow? We could try being more intimate; we haven't even kissed yet." She spoke in a bashful tone, her cheeks turning slightly red.

"Isn't that a little embarrassing? we aren't even going out" Kim answered plainly

"Well yeah it's embarrassing for me to… Wait a minute, what!?" Ondine yelled a little louder than she meant to catching him off guard yet again. "We are going out"

"Who?" Kim blinked slowly, this was news to him

"Me and you?"

"Since when!?" The young man stammered surprise evident on his face and in his tone.

"3 months!" Ondine replied she was losing her patience, but she was trying to calm down. "I was akumatised I flooded Paris you don't forget something like that"

"Oh that, I thought I said I wanted to think about it?" Kim questioned. "Or maybe I meant to say that and forgot?" Kim asked himself before noticing Ondine's expression as tears slowly began to rundown her face. "H-hey please don't cry" He rushed to comfort her but she slapped his hand away.

"How can I not!? All this time I've been acting like we're a couple, it's humiliating" Ondine snapped back in a frustrated tone though she was more upset then angry before Kim could say another word she left heading back home.

"Ondine wait we can talk!" Kim shouted after her, but she was gone.

"That certainly could have gone better, though I don't quite understand how you could have not noticed for 3 months" A voice called out of nowhere as Chat Noir slid down a lamppost, he'd seen the whole thing and while he'd given up on his own love life, he could still help others.

"Yeah, Yeah I'm an idiot you happy? Are you here to make me feel worse?" Kim asked in an agitated tone clenching his fist which didn't go unnoticed by the hero.

"You may punch me if you want Kim, but I think we both know the one you really want to punch." Chat paused for dramatic effect before pointing to the athlete "is yourself"

Kim would normally call out such a line for being Cheesy, but the feline has a point. "I'm not sure what else to do. Ondine probably hates me now and if she doesn't things will be awkward."

"Only if you let it be, you need to give her a definitive answer. If you like her back, tell her. If you don't let her down gently but don't lead her on." Chat lectured in a more serious tone then he usually spoke with

"That's just it I do like her but what if I tell her and things get weird? I don't want to risk our friendship." Kim explained before remembering he was talking to a stranger albeit a leather clad superhero stranger. "Why am I telling you this? I don't even know you"

"I've been told I have a trustworthy face, maybe I'm just easy to talk to?" Chat lied as easily as he breathed; he didn't need Kim figuring out they knew each other, even he could figure out his identity if he knew that. "Anyway, that's a risk you've got to take. It's not fair to play with her feelings, now you gonna go get her?"

Without even answering Kim took off after Ondine unbeknownst to him he was followed by a certain black Cat, By the time Kim caught up with her she had just about arrived him and was about to head inside.

"Wait please we need to talk" Kim asked as he struggled to catch his breath. "I'm sorry I forgot to answer you properly and I'm sorry I didn't realise we were going out, it's all my fault but listen. Ondine, I really like you if you can forgive me, I'd love to go out for real" Kim spoke Without really giving it too much thought but he'd said what he needed to.

After a moment Ondine nodded, smiling a little as she dried her eyes before turning away from the door to look at Kim. "I'd like that."

Chat turned away just as the pair embraced feeling pretty happy for them and sort of fulfilled himself helping Kim with his love woes was sort of cathartic for him and to his surprise it had worked.

"Man, I'm good I'm like some sort of love Guru" Chat said to himself as he vaulted over to a rooftop. "No love master" his face shifted into a devilish grin, Chat Noir the Love Master he liked the sound of that.

This is more of a comedic Idea that's been bouncing around in my head, but I hope you like it any way as always reviews are appreciated