Birthday Surprise
Prologue/Chapter one: Naruto's Vacation
Disclaimer: Who doesn't own Naruto? IDONT.
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It was just an ordinary day in the village hidden in leaves, the shinobi trained, the students of the academy studied and The village Hokage gave out The usual A, B,C and D ranked missions. Tsunade sat back in her chair listening to the complaints of the local jail keeper.
"This ones going to be tough" Tsunade said to the ninja beside her "send Naruto to my office. That is all."
"Hai." he said with nod, and with a poof of smoke, he was gone.
Tsunade sighed and wrote something into the S scroll, "He'd better not make up an excuse to get out this one."
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"Neji! Come ON." Tenten banged on the bathroom door.
"Would you wait? I haven't even been in here for 30 minutes. And if you ask me, thats a record." Neji said.
"Your taking longer than ME." Tenten whined.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"fris-mmrf-is-mmrf-mgood!"
"what was that?" asked the Ichiraku's owner with a laugh.
Naruto quickly swallowed, "This is good! Where are you getting all these new recipes? I've never had this before."
"It's a secret!" The owners daughter sang.
The teen opened his mouth to speak until the shinobi that poofed by Tsunade poofed in front of Naruto.
"You are wanted by the hokage." he said
"What? NO! No no no! I'm about to leave!" Naruto said looking at his watch.
"Leave?" The ninja raised an eyebrow.
"I'm going on vacation!"said Naruto
The ninja just sighed and poofed out.
"Where are you going?" The owner asked.
"A birthday party!" Naruto grinned.
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"Great. We're late!" Sakura said, exasperated.
Sasuke got in the car. "We're ALWAYS late. I doesn't phase me anymore. Actually...it never did...not a lot does."
Sakura groaned and started the car.
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A/N: When I first wrote this chapter, it was a disaster. The jokes didn't make sense, there was spelling errors galore. So I just turned it into a prologue. Sorry to the people who liked this chapter. I know I wasn't happy with it, so I changed it. The Tenten and Sakura parts are kinda pointless but...I wanted to fill space.
-SHIKA