Disclaimer: I don't own any Cooper stuff.
Sly, Bentley and Murray ran into the Team Van.
"Okay guys." Bentley said."Remember, alway buckle your seatbelts.This is gonna be heckuva ride!"
"Are you trying to be cool again?" Sly asked, sarcastically.
"Yes..." Bentley said as he hung his head in shame.
Murray started the van and they were off.The drive was only 15 minutes since Interpol was in the same city.
"Hey Bentley. What 'bout the other gang members? I thought we needed them." Murray asked.
"First of all, it's about, not 'bout." Bentley began."Second, we'll get the other gang members later, just not now."
The van pulled up to the Interpol parking lot.Bentley handed two plastic bags to Sly and Murray.
"What're these?" Sly asked, as he looked at his bag.
"Duh, your disguises!" Bentley exclaimed.Sly and Murray started to stare at their bags."Well,open them already!"
Sly opened his bag. His disguise was a suit that was colored like the French flag with a fake mustache.Murray opened his bag after Sly. his disguise was a Hawaiian shirt with a name tag that read:"Hello, my name is Murrau", a foam finger with #1 written on it and a rainbow clown wig.
"Okay guys, if anyone asks, we're from the government and we're inspecting the building." Bentley said.
"You sure this is gonna work?" Sly asked as he put on the fake mustache.
"Posistive." Bentley said as he put on his disguise.Bentley's disguise was a suit and top hat, like a magician complete with magic wand.
"No offense but I could of made better disguises in my sleep." Sly said, embarrased.
"Quit horsing around and let's go in." Bentley said.The three went in through sliding doors.The people in the reception room were looking at them as if they were aliens. Bentley went up to the recptionist who was reading a magazine.
"Excuse me ma'am." he began."But I am the Great Bezendo and these are my assistants; Magic Murrau and the Amazical Cosmagnius Racoonus."
"WHAT?" Sly said out loud.Bentley shot a dirty look at Sly.
"I'm sorry." Bentley started as he turned back to the recptionist."Cosmagnius doesn't speak very good English. He meant 'Yes, Cosmagnius Racoous is my name.' As I was saying, surely you have heard of the Great Bezendo and his Magcial Troupe.Today we will be performing in your auditorium."
"We don't have an auditorium." the receptionist said as she looked above her magazine.
Uh...well...look over there." Bentley said, pointing to a wall. The receptionist looked as Sly and his friends ran down the nearby hallway.The receptionist quickly noticed and sent some guards to chase the thieves.
"Wait, you guys can go ahead. I'll deal with those guards." Sly said as he took his cane out.
"Okay, we'll meet in that bathroom over there." Bentley said, pointing to a restroom.
"Good, I gotta go." Murray said as he and Bentley ran in. Meanwhile Sly ran towards the guards. One of the guards picked up Sly and threw him down a laundry chute.Sly landed in a white room.He got up and looked around.
"Where am I?" he said to himself. As Sly started to walk around he started to get drowsy.He sniffed the air and got more tired.
"Mmmm, cookies." he said as he fell asleep.Before he was out, he could hear someone say; Yes! We got him!
"I wonder where Sly is?" Murray said from his bathroom hiding place with Bentley.
"Sly's fine. Quit worrying." Bentley said. Before Murray could respond, the floor slid beneath them, causing them to fall down a chute.
Sly woke up a few hours later. He was strapped to a chair and wires were attached to his body. He was surrounded by people in white coats, and as he looked around, he saw Carmelita with them, along with Bentley and Murray.
"Okay, Sly," She said. "We are going to ask you a couple questions, and if you lie or give us the wrong answer, we'll shock you with 1000 volts of electricity. Understand?"
"Yes I-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT, IT BURNS!" Sly screamed as he got shocked. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" The response was another extremly painful shock coursed through his body.The scientists and Carmelita started to snicker.
"Okay, first off, what were you doing here?"
"I was- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTT" Sly tried to say but was shocked again. "STOP!"
"The machine's not working." One of the people in white coats said.
"Try hitting it." Sly suggested, hoping it would stop shocking him. The guy hit it, and an even more painful shock. After 20 painful seconds, it finally stopped.
"Turtle! Why were you and the fat hippo in the secret bathroom?"
"Well, actually-" Bentley began.
"I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Murray screamed.
"Wrong answer."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! MMMUURRAYY!" Sly screamed as 1000 volts of electricity entered his body.
"Question 2; would you ever consider working with Interpol?"
"NOOOOOO!" Sly yellled at the top of his lungs.
"Wrong answer again."
"Wait-ZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Sly screamed as more electricity shocked him.
"Okay how about you turtle? Or you, fat hippo?"
"NO!" Murray yelled."You just called me a 'fat hippo' and that made not happy."
"Wrong answer." Carmelita said as Sly got shocked yet again.
"ZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!" Sly yellled."Murray..."
"Okay, okay, we'll help you." Bentley said, sweating heavily yet again."Just stop hurting Sly!"
"I knew you'd crack sooner or later." Carmelita said as she walked up to the control panel and shocked Sly one more time.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sly screamed as elecricity sheared through his skin." WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"Oops, my finger slipped." Carmelita said, smirking.She pushed another button and let Sly off the chair.Sly stood up and walked over to his friends.
"Ha! You shouldn't of let us go! Come on guys.Let's make a break for it."Sly said as he ran to the door. Before he could make he got shocked yet again.
"Whuh...how?" Sly said as he lay on the floor.
"You see Sly, we implanted a micro chip on an undisclosed location on your body so don't anything funny?" Carmelita explained.
"Oh yeah? Well-ZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Sly said as he got shocked again.
"I SAID: don't try anything funny." Carmelita said as she held up a remote control.
"So what exactly do you want us to do?" Bentley asked.
"You see you three aren't the only problem we all have to deal with here at Interpol." Carmelita said." There is another group called the Cub Scouts-"
"Are you serious!" Sly said, choking up with laughter."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO WONDER YOU CAN NEVER CATCH US, YOU'RE TOO BUSY DEALING WITH SCOUTS! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, THROW COOKIES AT YOU!" He started to roll around on the ground laughing.
"Sly, do you want to get shocked again?" Carmelita said ominously.
"No thanks." Sly squeaked in a high pitched voice.
"I thought so. The cub scouts are an evil mafia of sorts that are made up of terrorists and criminals who use their respective talents to get what they want. We need to sneak into their compound and arrest them. Plus, they have a lot of loot, that we might give to you if you help."
"REALLY?" Murray screamed as he jumped up and down. "WE'RE IN!"