Brithday surprise
Chapter two: Camp out and bugs spray.
A/N: I save my bickering for the end of the chapter...
Disclaimer: NOPE
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"The Forest of WHAT?" If it was Humanly possible Shino's jaw would have hit the floor.
"Are you TRYING to kill us? The monsters, the insects, the poisinous snakes. This is Psycotic! Homoscidal, SUICIDE!"
"Dude, Shino calm down It's just a campout." Kiba said calmly.
"Seriously."
Shino's mouth opened and closed a few times at a loss of words.
Finally he found his voice;
"ONLY a campout? ONLY a campout? I can't Beleive you Kiba!" He yelled, franticly waving his arms in the air."Out of ALL the places to pick a place for a simple campout you just HAD to pick the FOREST OF DEATH! ARRRRGG!"
"geeze. Someone's losing their cool." said Naruto
"Shino, It's just the Forest of Death. In case you didn't know.. most of us are Jonin elite here, even Sasuke is the ANBU captain, I think we'll be okay."Kiba said trying to make the young Jonin calm down. "Beside's you'll be able see your bug friends again!"
The Bugs Master forced himself to calm down.
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Shino sat boredly at the back of Kiba's red car.
"We're almost there! just wait a bit longer okay!" Kiba yelled from the Driver's seat.
"yeah, yeah"
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"Ino, did you bring sunscreen?" Shikamaru asked.
"Uhh, yeah I think so."
"Okay, good, I don't like the sun. It's so troublesome." He said before dozing off.
"I'm SOOOO HUNGRY!" Chouji said randomly.
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"Sakura you look tired, you should take a nap." Sasuke said in concern.
"Alright." She used her right arm to pull the leaver to recline her chair.
"Goodnight. Wake me up when we get there okay?" Sakura said sleepily.
"Alright. Just get some sleep. Goodnight." Sasuke turned around to grab his jacket and put it on the sleeping Sakura.
But it was kind of wierd be cause it wasn't night! It's actually by that time approximitely 3:37! HA! Okay..shutting up..
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"Tenten we should set up our tent close to the fire so we can get all WARM when we SLEEP!" Lee practicly shouted in the car happy at his Idea.
Neji winced at the words 'warm' and 'sleep' mentally noteing to scold Lee for making those words louder.
"Alright Lee, whatever you say." Tenten sighed ' You wouldn't belive he's 19 '
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"Ne,ne Hinata-chan guess what I brought?" Naruto said exitedly to Hinata from the Driver's seat.
"Yes, Naruto-kun?"
"MR.MOUSE!"
Hinata gasped. "what?"
"You forgot it on the bed at the last minute so I swapped it and put it in my bag!" Naruto grinned a toothy smile proud at himself for being such a wonderful boyfriend.
"I can't believe I forgot him!"
"Well I know how much you love him so... but you don't love him more then me...right?" He eyed Hinata suspiciously.
"Of course not Naruto-kun!"
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"Once they arrived at ground 44. They took all their gear and headed towards the gate, handed the jonin guard guy a note of permission from the Hokage.
After reading the letter he nodded and let them in.
Once they we're inside Naruto through his arms in the air and yelled; "HELL YA! CAMPOUT!"
Everyone sighed and brushed pass him.
Naruto shrugged and flollowed.
Everyone started to focus the chakra in thier feet and were about to start their traveling but were stopped by a voice; "Wait, you don't mean we're actually going to jump from tree to tree until we eventually end up at a decent place to sleep?"
"Yeah Shikamaru..." Sakura said obviously.
"Don't get cocky with him Sakura!" Ino cried all of the sudden getting angry.
Sakura reluctantly took a step back, suprised at her outburst. Then noticed the situation and and started to get angry too.
"It's not like your better than him!" Ino continued.
She started to retort but was stopped by hand shot over her mouth instead of saying it audibly, she just muffeld the sentance under Sasuke's hand.
Sakura noticed his actions and glared up at him.
Ignoring her he tightened his arm around her waist and tried to calm her, "Sakura don't let Ino get to you... shes just trying to get you angry." He said softly making sure Ino couldn't hear.
Sakura felt herself calm down.
Chouji, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Hinata and Naruto watched silently.
"I never knew He could calm her so easily.." Tenten said quietly.
Sakura stopped glaring at Sasuke and turned to Ino, who was, surprisingly, in the same position as Sakura and Sasuke : Shikamaru had his hand over Ino's mouth.
Shikamaru and Sasuke took their hands away slowly and Sakura and Ino took a deep breath.
"OKAY!" Kiba cut in between. "lets go!" he yelled desperatly.
Shikamaru groaned and began jumping from tree to tree.
Everyone else followed.
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The hole gang hopped and jumped lost in a stupid game.
"Okay, is this an object, animal, place, or person," Lee started the next round.
"It moves on its belly 'cause it doesn't have legs or arms, its likes to eat mice...and...There are particularly big ones in this area." He continued.
"A PERSON!" Kiba screamed.
"It's a snake dumbass." Neji murmmered.
Kiba made a face and continued jumping.
"Your right! It's a snake! Good one Neji" Lee congradulated.
"A PLACE!" Sakura screamed.
"No, sorry Sakura, I already told everyone it's an animal."
"NO! That's not what I meant!" Sakura came to a halt on a random branch on one of the random HUGE trees, and... so did everyone else.
"Look! the perfect place! RIGHT THERE!" Sakura yelled pointing at her destination.
All of the guys stared at her weirdly, she dropped her arm down to her side.
"I don't get it." said Naruto
Sakura rose her arm again and shook it violently, "THERE!"
Hinata watched desperately, trying to think of a solution.
She slowly raised her hand to where Sakura was pointing and pointed there also.
"Um...It's down there." she said.
Everyone looked in that direction.
"OOOHHHH!" Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Chouji exclaimed. "THEEERE!"
Sakura slapped her forehead and sighed in frustration. "I'm going to go set up a fire."
"I'll help you," Hinata followed.
"Me too." Tenten offered.
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6:30... What? They take a long time setting up tents take a long time, and trust me, time flies.
Soon after, Sasuke had ignited the fire with his fire jutsu thing and everyone was sitting around the hot fire.
"I BROUGHT MARSHMELLOWS!" Chouji sang.
They all agreed that he should go get them while they go get some sticks.
About 5.3 seconds later they came back and sat on the logs again.
"Here Chouji, I got you a stick." shikamru handed Chouji the odd looking peice of wood.
"Thanks" He half said with a mouth full of marshmellows.
Neji looked around discustingly as he was wiping his metal marshmellow holder thingy bought from the store.
"Do you people know what goes on those twigs?" He questioned, " I mean, this IS the forest of death you know, what if theres like blood on them?" Neji sighed.
"Actually, Neji, do you have another?" Shikamaru got up.
"yes..I think I have six spares.."
"SIX spares?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Shut up dobe."said Sasuke as he got up to get one himself.
Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten did the same.
Kiba, Chouji, Shino and Naruto shrugged and stuck their marshmellows on their sticks.
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After their marshmellows everone sat infront of the fire staring into space.
Shikamaru noticed Ino squirming and turned concerned,
"Ino, whats wrong?"
"The mosquito's are eating me alive!" she wined.
"That could be a good thing" Sakura murmmered.
Ino Ignored her and kept swating.
"Here," Shikamaru turned around and rummaged through his bags, eventually he ended up with an 'OFF' bugs spray.
Shino's eyes widened in horror.
"Thank's" Ino smiled as Shikamaru handed her the bottle.
She went to spray it but then; "DON'T!" a voice stopped her.
"you dare.."Shino said more quietly.
He grabbed the bottle and threw it into the fire.
BOOM!
Everyone fell back off the logs and landed on the ground beneath them.
They all sat like that for a moment in silence.
"Heh heh, At least the bugs are gone!" Sasuke smiled.
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A/N: WOW! Done chapter three! Finally, while I was babysitting it was like 12:00 and I was bored to hell. So I wrote a oneshot. Check it out!
p.s. Please don't kill me for my spelling!
REVIEW! please.