Birthday Surprise
Chapter five: Good Morning!
A/N: I'm sooooo SORRY for the EXTREMLY late update! I HATE moving! SORRY!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
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The noise got louder as Sakura moved more towards Ino's tent. She tip-toed to beside it and had to cover her ears with her free hand ( as in the one that was not holding the flashlight). "Is that Chouji?" She asked herself. "How did he learn to snore like that?"
"From his Father."
Sakura jumped at the voice and pointed the flashlight in the direction of the owner. She frowned. "Ino, what are you doing?" she asked, bewildered at the fact that she was searching for something in her bag outside at this time of night. "I'm looking for sleeping pills" She answered, not looking at her, "I usually bring them when we go on missions for more than a day but now I can't find them."
"Why out here?" Sakura asked.
"I didn't want to wake Shikamaru." she said simply.
Sakura nodded her head in understanding. She shivered 'Why did Shino's birthday have to be in January? I should have brought a coat.' She wrapped her arms around herself. "Aren't you cold?"
She asked, noting the Ino didn't have a coat on either.
"Well...Ah! found it. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight." said Ino, walking towards her tent.
"Wait!" Sakura whispered. "Who was making those moaning noises?"
"Chouji..." Ino said, as if it was obvious.
"No, no, no, the other ones!" she insisted.
"Ah! Sakura! It took me 10 minutes to block those noises out of my head. Now their back!" Ino wined.
"What?"
Ino pointed measly to Tenten and Neji's tent. "I don't know whats going on in there."
"I don't WANT to know whats going on in there." Sakura added. " 'night."
Ino chuckled nervously, "'Night"
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" NOO! THE ORANGE CAN'T EAT THE PENUT BUTTER! HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT! "
Thats what Tenten woke to that morning, and she was used to it. Lee was the sleep- talking type. Especially when it came to Elvis Costello. Oh how she LOVED Elvis Costello...
"Tenten?" Neji broke her thoughts.
"Yeah?" she said coolly.
"You looked kinda out of it there," Neji replied.
"Well, Er-- I was thinking of you!" Tenten explained.
"Neji's face melted into a smile. "Alright."
He gave her a quick morning kiss and walked to the entrance of the tent. "You should get ready, Sakura is already making breakfast."
"Okay."
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"Ohayo Naruto-kun."
Naruto slowly opened his eyes. "Ohayo Hinata-chan!" He yawned and rubbed his eyes with his thumb and fore finger. He stretched and sat up, still smiling at her.
Hinata turned around and picked up his usual orange and black outfit and placed it in his hands, all neatly folded and everything.
"Thank you Hinata-chan!" Naruto beamed before giving her a death-threating hug. But still, she returned it. She smiled,"Your welcome." and gave him a kiss on the cheek before leaving the tent.
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"NARA SHIKAMARU IF YOU ARE NOT UP IN TEN SECONDS YOU WILL BE EXPERIENCING SERIOUS CONCEQUENCES!"
Shikamaru grabbed a nearby pillow and shoved it on his head with a small " Ten more minutes."
"NO," Said Ino, walking up to the air mattress. "You need to get up, NOW." she said, pulling the pillow from the side of his face. "You've been sleeping for FIVE hours since everyones woken up." She raged, pointing dramatically at him, "You've EVEN missed breakfast!"
Shikamaru sighed. No need arguing, too troublesome. "Fine, geeze..."
"AUGH!" Ino cried and stormed out of the tent.
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"Time for ACTIVITIES!" Kiba cried enthusiastically.
"OH 'M GOSH! I'm so excited!" Yelled Lee.
"Dude, You're MOM'S excited." Kiba provoked.
"I Resent that!" said Lee.
Kiba took a breath.
"Mines' better!"
"No! MINE is!" two voices interrupted Kiba and Lee's half-argument.
"Mine is Pink!" said Ino, pointing at the pink crystal on her ring band.
"Pink is for PANSIES!" Sakura yelled.
Everyone chose not to remind Sakura of the fact that her hair was pink.
"Wait," said Tenten, coming between them."You guys are getting both married?"
They nodded.
"OMIGOD! ME TOO!" said Tenten and they all started talking about getting married.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the camp, Kiba, Lee, Shino watched the three brides-to-be chat about useless things In their opinion.
"So they all got proposed to at the same time?" asked Lee.
"Yep." said Kiba.
"Well," Shino started, " that's fan fiction for ya."
All stopped.
"What?" someone said.
Shino looked at them, " You people do realize that this is all some kind of alternate reality written for someones selfish pleasure...right?"
"Um...no..." Sasuke said slowly.
"Your...crazy." Ino said bluntly.
Shino shrugged and went in his tent. They're better off ignorant anyhow.
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ANOTHER CHAPTER FINITO! I'M HAPPY!1111
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You should --
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