Disclaimer: I don't own any Sucker Punch related characters but I do own Mr. Banclacks, Hurt-All The Turtle, Fury, Harmelita, Slay Cooper, and possibly Raco.
The trio of Bentley, Murray, and Carmelita walked through the halls of the C.U.B. Scouts Base.
"Hey Carmelita, if I'm back here, and you're up front, where's Bentley?" Murray asked.
"Right behind me." she responded.
"Wrong! You're not very good at riddles Carmelita, Bentley's in the middle! The middle! Get it?" Murray screamed.
"No, offense, but that's a terrible riddle Murray, it doesn't even make sense." Bentley said.
"Yeah it does." Murray snapped at Bentley. Before Carmelita could interupt this pointless argument, a refrigerator crasched through the ceiling and landed in front of her. It flipped over to reveal a fat gerbil rolled out. He slowly got up and looked around.
"YOU?" The gerbil shrieked, pointing at Murray. "I...remember...you...'You're a jerk!' is what you...said...to me! You ruined me, me and my whole life! MY WHOLE LIFE! MY WHOLE LIFE!"
"Mr. Banclacks!" Murray screamed.
"That actually happened?" Bentley questioned.
"What's going on?" Carmelita shouted.
"You...all...all of you...must...pay for what you have done to me, especially you, the fat one. What do you think of that?" Banclacks shouted.
"Can I have your autograph?" Murray asked, excitedly.
"AAAAHHHH!" Banclacks screamed, waddling over to Murray. "You are an ignorant fool!" he shouted as he slapped Murray on the side of face.
"Ow! That hurt!" Murray whined.
"This will hurt a lot more I-you...I..." Banclacks started as he fell to one knee and clutched his chest. "AHHHH! My heart! It burns! AHHHH! I-I'm dying! Somebody help!"
"Say you're sorry!" Murray yelled at Banclacks.
"I-I-you...NEVER!" Banclacks screamed as he fell to the ground. Murray poked him with his foot.
"I think he's dead- hey!" Murray shouted." Wait... what if he isn't dead?"
Carmelita shot Banclacks with the shock pistol." Now he is." she said. Murray noticed a door on the side of the hall. He went over to open it. The doorknob started to open. Murray, Bentley and Carmelita began to get ready for a fight. Suprisingly, Sly walked out.
"IT'S SLY!" Murray yelled, causing Bentley to flinch.
"Did you miss me?" Sly asked as he walked over to the group.
"Where's your 'friend', Sly?" Bentley asked.
"Oh, Raco. He betrayed me and ran away." Sly replied. "Besides that, I don't know where he is. Oh yeah, I ran into Mr. Banclacks. Turns out he started the C.U.B. Scouts..." Sly just noticed Mr. Banclacks' body on the floor by Murray. " So that's what happened to him..." Sly said, mildly disturbed.
"Who cares about him, while Sly was talking I was downloading a map of this place into my binoc-u-com from that terminal over there." Bentley rambled. "The map says the boardroom is past that door over there. If the supposed leader or leaders are in the boardroom, we can eliminate them. Mission acomplished...I think." After Bentley finished, the door opened yet again.
"What now?" Carmelita said as a red hippo walked out. It was a genetic freak, judging by the fact it had three eyes and four noses.
"Hey, it looks like me, Murray." Murray said, proudly.
"You're Murray?" the red hippo asked.
"Yep."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE MURRAY! FURY CRUSH!" Fury screamed as he charged at his double. Murray held up a hand and "Fury" stopped.
"This can be resolved with peace. You are like me, as I am like you, stop fighting, be good, not evil." Murray said. Fury stopped for a second. A tear fell down his face. Murray smiled. But the tear burned through Fury's face.
"FURY NO LIKE!" Fury screamed as he evaporated into nothing.
"That was...amazing!" Sly said.
"How..how did you do that Murray?" Bentley
"Do what?" Murray responded.
"Look!" Carmelita yelled. Up ahead was two more figures slowly walking towards the group.
"I am Hurt-All the Turtle!" The two-headed turtle shrieked, sounding vauguely like Bentley.
"And...I...am...Harm...elita...Harmelita." The jacked-up version of Carmelita grunted.
"Hey, you guys are like Bentley and Carmelita!" Murray yelled.
"Just do the same thing Murray did." Sly said to Bentley.
"My way's easier." Carmelita said as she blew up Harmelita with a shot from her shock pistol.
"YOU CANNOT STOP...HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT-AAAAAAALLLLLLLL...THE TTTTUUUUUURRRTTLEEE!" Hurt-All the Turtle screamed as he ran at Bentley. Bentley responded by shoving a bomb into Hurt-All the Turtle's shell as the clone kept running.
"It's live!" Bentley screamed.
"No! Violence solves nothing!" Murray screamed. He was a second too late. Chunks of Hurt-All the Turtle flew across the room. When the smoke cleared, Murray was crying.
"It's okay Murray." Sly started."He was a crime against nature, it wasn't supposed to even exist."
"YES IT WAS!" Murray sobbed."You guys always solve your problems with violence, I never hurt anyone I always do right..."
"Whaddya mean you don't hurt anyone, you killed that anger management case by making it cry!" Bentley yelled.
"Huh?" Murray responded, who was suddenly not disapointed or crying anymore.
"Wait, if you all have clones, then where's mine?" Sly asked the others.
"Right here." a distorted voice said from the doorway. Sly looked over and saw a racoon with a huge head. It was stuck in the doorway. It broke through the doorway and hobbled over to Sly.
"I am Slay-"
"Why do you guys always announce yourselves? Can't you just try to beat us up and call it a day?" Bentley asked.
"I-I-I am Slay Cooper and that is what I plan doing...slay...COOPER!" the freak yelled as it thrusted its arm into the wall and pulled out a pipe. Slay twirled the pipe around like a sword as water rushed out of the wall.It ran at Sly. It didn't think its plan out too well because Sly hit its head with his cane. Slay's head popped like a balloon. Suprisingly his head was literaly full of air.
"ALRIGHT SLY!" Murray yelled.
"What, Murray. First you hate it when Bentley killed that turtle and now you love it when I killed Mr. Airhead."
"Whaddya say?"
"Never mind, we must finish this mission," Bentley said." Excuse me Carmelita but why are we here again?"
"Well, we're here to-" Carmelita began as a large metal door opened to reveal the hooded figure.
"I'm sick and tired of this." Sly said. "Just take off your hood so we can beat you up."
"Oh, how I've been waiting for this...this moment where I finally kill my worst enemies, Sly, Bentley, and Murray." The figure said, removing her hood.
"Ms. Puffin!" Sly screamed.