Chapter 9: Showdown

Stick around, I have a bonus chapter coming! And a new story called Sly Cooper: Title Undecided.(I may or may not seriously call it that).

Disclaimer: I don't own any Sucker Punch Liscences, and probably never will.

"Ms. Puffin?" Sly had anything but expected Ms. Puffin to show up.

"Yes, it is I, the former owner of the Happy Camper Orphanage!" Ms. Puffin yelled.

"That can't be true!" Bentley said. "You would have to be at least one-hundred-and-twelve by now!"

"Yeah, and you're a jerk!" Murray added.

"That 'jerk' bit might of ruined that fool Banclacks but it won't work on me!" Ms.Puffin screeched.

"Ms. Puffin, you are under arrest for terrorism in the form of missiles aimed at..." Carmelita couldn't remember where exactly."Paris, right?" she said to Bentley.

"Yeah! Paris!" Bentley yelled in agreement.

"Wait, before we arrest this psychopath I think we deserve some answers." Sly said to his compainions. "Number 1:How do you run this company?"

"Number 2:" Murray began. "Have you ever met Santa Claus?"

"Murray, how many times do I have to tell you, he's not real!" Bentley shrieked.

"Yes he is!" Murray snapped.

"Enough of this, I will answer question number 1," Ms. Puffin said. "Banclacks met up with me after he founded The C.U.B. Scouts, a terrible leader he was, but I was the real leader behind this operation."

"Fine, question answered, now you're under arrest." Carmelita said as she knocked Ms. Puffin to the ground and slapped a pair of handcuffs on her.

"Is that all?" Ms. Puffin snarled as she broke out of the handcuffs.

"How did you-" Carmelita started as Ms. Puffin knocked her to the ground.

"Don't ever touch me again." Ms. Puffin said. She ran out of the room into a large hallway. A massive metal door closed on it.

"Come on!" Murray screamed. "This isn't fair!"

"No, no it's not. especially for me." A voice from behind said. The group turned around to see who it was.

"It is I, Stan R. Banclacks!" Banclacks shrieked.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Sly screamed. "We've dealt with you like, 5 time now, I thought you were dead!"

"Ah, but I was! But I was. Your cop friend over there shocked my heart back into beating. So here I am, ALIVE! Questions? Comments?

"Can I have your autograph?" Murray asked.

"NEVER! AAAHHH!" Banclacks screamed as he waddled towards Murray. He lifted a hand to smack Murray, but he was ready. Murray grabbed Mr. Banclacks' wrist, and twisted it around. He picked up Banclacks.

"Please, please. I'm sorry. I-I'll give you my autograph, if you want it, just pl-please don't hurt me!" Banclacks pleaded. It was pointless.

"Say goodnight, chump!" Murray screamed as he threw Banclacks out a window.

"GGGAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Banclacks yelled as he fell 60 stories to his doom. They all looked out the window.

"Wait a second. We're supposed to be going down, but it looks like we're on the top floor!" Bentley noted.

"Then let's take the elevator," Carmelita said, gesturing to the elevator.

"I'll hack into its circuitry, and allow it to come up to our position!" Bentley said as he broke the circuit box door.

"Or you could just press the "down button"." Sly said.

"Or we could just press the "down button"." Bentley muttered quietly. "That works too." Murray pressed the button. After a few seconds, the doors opened. Murray ran inside. The rest of the group followed.

"Let's go down!" Murray yelled over the elevator music, which was suprisingly loud and annoying.

"Yeah, Murray. That's really good." Sly said as he pressed the "B" button. The doors closed and they went down.The lights went out and the music stopped.

"Great, the power's out." Sly said."I guess that's why the corridors are always so dimly lit. What should we do?"

"I-I'll think of something just give me time." Bentley said nervously.

"Is that always your excuse?" Carmelita asked.

"I-I'll think of something just give me time."

"Murray, feel around the ceiling; maybe their's a handle for a way out." Sly said.

"Okay." Murray said as he punched a hole in the ceiling.

"Mur-" Sly started as the ceiling flew off, sending everyone to their doom.

"Jump!" Carmelita screamed at the last second. Everyone jumped as high as they could right before the elevator crashed. They landed in the pile of parts that used to be an elevator. The mangled doors opened to reveal Ms. Puffin.

"Took you long enough to get down here." She said.

"That was only about five minutes!" Bentley said.

"Just shut up so we can beat the stuffing out of you." Sly said.

"Oh I think you won't want to do that." Ms. Puffin said, revealing her hostage: Dimitri, who was in a glass chamber." I push the button and the lizard dies."

"Yo, don't hurt the bird, or Dimitri gets the death sentence!" Dimitri said.

"How did you contact me in my dream?" Sly asked.

"Dream?" Dimitri answered, confused.

"Enough of this meaningless talk." Ms. Puffin said. "It's time to kill you."

As soon as she said that, a team of police vans crashed trough the ceiling.

"You are under arrest for an illegal company and weapons of mass destruction." One of the officers said as he handcuffed Ms. Puffin.

"No!" She screamed as they threw her in the police van.

"You call that a fight?" Sly shouted.

"Good job officers," Carmelita started, talking to the officers. "Let's get out of here."

The police team left the bulding by using the torn up ceiling to create a ramp to get outside. Sly, Betnley, and Murray folowed after them.

"Now that that's settled-" Carmelita began.

"No, nothing is settled." The group looked behing to see Mr. Banclacks walking towards them. "Not when you're dealing with STAN R. BANCLACKS!" Banclacks shouted from behind them.

"Come on! How many times are you going to survive dying? Doesn't that acid moat go around the whole building?" Sly snapped.

"No, no it doesn't. When I founded this, I made sure to put seven foot tall mats on one side and an acid moat. The fat one decided to throw me out the right one." Banclacks explained.

"Arrest him too, he started the C.U.B. Scouts!" Bentley yelled.

"No! This isn't right! I'LL GET YOOOOOU!" Banclacks screamed as he was shoved into one of the vans.

"Yo, bros, thanks for savin' my skin." Dimitri said to Sly.

"You're welcome." Murray said.

"Let's get out of here." Bentley said.

"Hang on." Sly said. "How did Ms. Puffin get out of the handcuffs the first time, but the second time she didn't even try!"

"They were the handcuffs I used on you three back at your orphanage. You know, the shocking ones?"

"Orphanage? That brings back some memories." Murray said.

"Murray, for the last time. we really don't want to remember stuff from our past." Bentley said."Especially now."

"Remembering stuff from you past?" Carmelita asked.

"Yeah, it's this really awesome thing you can do. You do something, then you remember something that you did in the past. It's really cool"
Murray explained.

"Carmelita, don't you even remember the time when we tried to explain why not to arrest us?" Sly asked.

"Sly, quit bringing that up." Murray snapped.

"Since your work with Interpol is done, we finally can arrest you." Carmelita said.

"Wait Carmelita, don't you want a goodbye present?" Sly questioned as he walked over to Carmelita.

"Touch me and you'll be in handcuffs faster than you could come up with a pickup line." Carmelita said, shoving Sly over to his friends.

"Hey look, Banclacks is escaping." Sly said to Carmelita.

"What?" she said turning to the police van.No one had escaped."Are you seeing things ,Sly-" She noticed the Cooper Gang calling card on the ground.

"CCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!" she yelled to the heavens.

"Works everytime." Sly said to his companions as the Team Van sped off.